Will you marry me?

An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally decided to ask her to marry. She immediately said "yes".

The next morning when he awoke, he couldn't remember what her answer was! "Was she happy? I think so, wait, no, she looked at me funny..."

After about an hour of trying to remember to no avail, he got on the telephone and gave her a call. Embarrassed, he admitted that he didn't remember her answer to the marriage proposal.

"Oh", she said, "I'm so glad you called. I remembered saying 'yes' to someone, but I couldn't remember who it was."

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Wife - You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?

Husband - When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

Wife - You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?

Husband - Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"

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A young couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word.

An earlier discussion had led to an argument, and neither wanted to concede their position.

As they passed a barnyard of mules and pigs, the wife sarcastically asked, "Are they relatives of yours?"

"Yes," her husband replied. "I married into the family."

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I WANT TO DIE WITH MY FORHEAD ON THE GROUND
THE SUNNAH IN MY HEART
ALLAH ON MY MIND,
QURAN ON MY TOUNGE,
AND TEARS IN MY EYES..

No, dear, I dont want to marry you. Very Happy

Just Joking. Your post was very nice. I enjoyed all.

	ali wrote:
	No, dear, I dont want to marry you. Just Joking. Your post was very nice. I enjoyed all.

Heheehe, thanks, I accept your answer Wink

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I WANT TO DIE WITH MY FORHEAD ON THE GROUND
THE SUNNAH IN MY HEART
ALLAH ON MY MIND,
QURAN ON MY TOUNGE,
AND TEARS IN MY EYES..

Aqsa, Nice one. Cool

mere porposal ka kissi ne juwab nahi dya Sad

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I WANT TO DIE WITH MY FORHEAD ON THE GROUND
THE SUNNAH IN MY HEART
ALLAH ON MY MIND,
QURAN ON MY TOUNGE,
AND TEARS IN MY EYES..

	AqsaAfridi wrote:
	mere porposal ka kissi ne juwab nahi dya

Aqsa aap ko kaisa jawab chahiay ???? Question

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Not atleast form a female I`m sure Laughing

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Husband asked his wife "Incase I die What will you do?"
Wife said "No choice I have to live with with my sister"
Wife then asked him "What will you do incase I die?"

Husband replied "Same! no other choice but to live with your sister"

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Riya wrote:

	AqsaAfridi wrote:
	mere porposal ka kissi ne juwab nahi dya

Aqsa aap ko kaisa jawab chahiay ???? Question

hehehe, Mujhe khud nahi idea.. hehe..
Lekin koi tou juwab de na Sad

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I WANT TO DIE WITH MY FORHEAD ON THE GROUND
THE SUNNAH IN MY HEART
ALLAH ON MY MIND,
QURAN ON MY TOUNGE,
AND TEARS IN MY EYES..

	Green Eyes wrote:
	Husband asked his wife "Incase I die What will you do?" Wife said "No choice I have to live with with my sister" Wife then asked him "What will you do incase I die?" Husband replied "Same! no other choice but to live with your sister"

hehe cool one.. 100 hisab mera hai Very Happy

hehehe..
Nehi you are right, female se zahir hai nahi.. hehe

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I WANT TO DIE WITH MY FORHEAD ON THE GROUND
THE SUNNAH IN MY HEART
ALLAH ON MY MIND,
QURAN ON MY TOUNGE,
AND TEARS IN MY EYES..

sry i cant but good jokes though Very Happy

good ones everyone Laughing

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"There is no power on earth that can undo Pakistan." Mohammad Ali Jinnah

Aqsa aap ko koi jawab mila kay nahi ?

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	Riya wrote:
	Aqsa aap ko koi jawab mila kay nahi ?

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Nehi yaara, abhi thak nahi mila Crying or Very sad

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I WANT TO DIE WITH MY FORHEAD ON THE GROUND
THE SUNNAH IN MY HEART
ALLAH ON MY MIND,
QURAN ON MY TOUNGE,
AND TEARS IN MY EYES..

AqsaAfridi wrote:

	Riya wrote:
	Aqsa aap ko koi jawab mila kay nahi ?

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Nehi yaara, abhi thak nahi mila Crying or Very sad

oho

chalo phir main try karti hoon tumien jawab dene ki

aik baar kiya hota hai kay aik Aurat apnay shohar say poochti hai kay

"Agar main mar gai to tum kiya karo gay"

to Shohar jawab deta hai

"Pagal ho jaon ga"

phir Wo poochti hai kay

"Dosri Shaadi to nahi karo gay na ?"

to aagay say Shohar jawab deta hai k

"Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai ?"

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Riya wrote:

AqsaAfridi wrote:

	Riya wrote:
	Aqsa aap ko koi jawab mila kay nahi ?

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Nehi yaara, abhi thak nahi mila Crying or Very sad

oho

chalo phir main try karti hoon tumien jawab dene ki

aik baar kiya hota hai kay aik Aurat apnay shohar say poochti hai kay

"Agar main mar gai to tum kiya karo gay"

to Shohar jawab deta hai

"Pagal ho jaon ga"

phir Wo poochti hai kay

"Dosri Shaadi to nahi karo gay na ?"

to aagay say Shohar jawab deta hai k

"Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai ?"

Thanks Riya sis.. Crying or Very sad

Acha hosla hai.. Koi mujhe passand hi nahi karta Crying or Very sad

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I WANT TO DIE WITH MY FORHEAD ON THE GROUND
THE SUNNAH IN MY HEART
ALLAH ON MY MIND,
QURAN ON MY TOUNGE,
AND TEARS IN MY EYES..

AqsaAfridi wrote:

Riya wrote:

AqsaAfridi wrote:

	Riya wrote:
	Aqsa aap ko koi jawab mila kay nahi ?

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Nehi yaara, abhi thak nahi mila Crying or Very sad

oho

chalo phir main try karti hoon tumien jawab dene ki

aik baar kiya hota hai kay aik Aurat apnay shohar say poochti hai kay

"Agar main mar gai to tum kiya karo gay"

to Shohar jawab deta hai

"Pagal ho jaon ga"

phir Wo poochti hai kay

"Dosri Shaadi to nahi karo gay na ?"

to aagay say Shohar jawab deta hai k

"Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai ?"

Thanks Riya sis.. Crying or Very sad

Acha hosla hai.. Koi mujhe passand hi nahi karta Crying or Very sad

Aray nahi pagal aisa kis nay kaha !

yar dekho na wo shohar bhi to hai na jo apni Biwi ko itna pasand karta hai kay uskay marnay per PAGAL ho jay ga Laughing

phir tum to itni achi to INSHALLAH tumko bohat acha Husband milay ga AMEEN main upper walay say sab kay lia dua karti hoon aur ab tumharay lia Special dua karongi

now cheer up Silly Girl ! Wink

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Aray nahi pagal aisa kis nay kaha !

yar dekho na wo shohar bhi to hai na jo apni Biwi ko itna pasand karta hai kay uskay marnay per PAGAL ho jay ga Laughing

phir tum to itni achi to INSHALLAH tumko bohat acha Husband milay ga AMEEN main upper walay say sab kay lia dua karti hoon aur ab tumharay lia Special dua karongi

now cheer up Silly Girl ! Wink

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Thanks for your prayer.. I love Shoaib, and.. Embarassed

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I WANT TO DIE WITH MY FORHEAD ON THE GROUND
THE SUNNAH IN MY HEART
ALLAH ON MY MIND,
QURAN ON MY TOUNGE,
AND TEARS IN MY EYES..

	AqsaAfridi wrote:
	mere porposal ka kissi ne juwab nahi dya

Madam,
I am already married & very happy Cool

Sorry that atleast I cannot help you. Laughing

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I do believe on Ghosts.

AqsaAfridi wrote:

	Riya wrote:
	Aray nahi pagal aisa kis nay kaha ! yar dekho na wo shohar bhi to hai na jo apni Biwi ko itna pasand karta hai kay uskay marnay per PAGAL ho jay ga phir tum to itni achi to INSHALLAH tumko bohat acha Husband milay ga AMEEN main upper walay say sab kay lia dua karti hoon aur ab tumharay lia Special dua karongi now cheer up Silly Girl !

Thanks for your prayer.. I love Shoaib, and.. Embarassed

wish u best of luck agar mohabbat sachi hoto mil hee jati hai !

waisay tumhien aik baat bataon kisi nay mujh say kaha tha kay

Khush kismati woh nahi kay aap nay kisi say mohabbat ki aur usko aap nay pa lia

balke Khush kismati woh hoti hai kay jis say aap nay mohabbat ki usnay bhi aap say mohabbat ki !

aur kisi ki mohabbat ko pana sab say bari khush kismati hoti hai !

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u said right Riya.offcourse it happens. Aqsa understand her , really she said very right.
Thnaku Riya

nice ones aqsa...thnx for sharing

Soon I'm going to ask the same question ...lol!!!

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CheerzZ

AlwayzZ
DreamzZ

peya peya jeya jeya!!!!

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