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ali
Senior Member Pakistani
Joined: 24 May 2007
Posts: 651
Location: New York |
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Share here urdu jokes, Let me start first.
Mom: Beta khana khayega?
Beta: Na
Mom: Ladu khaiyega??
Beta: Na
Mom: Mithai Khaiyega?
Beta: Na
Mom:ice creame khaiyega?
Beta: Na
Mom: Baap pe gaya hai THAPAR hi khayega!
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| Sat Oct 20, 2007 2:00 am |
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ali
Senior Member Pakistani
Joined: 24 May 2007
Posts: 651
Location: New York |
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aik Pagal American se:
Tum japenz ho na???
American: NAhi me American ho....
Pagal: NAhi tum Japnez ho???
American: NAhi me American ho...
Pagal: Nahi tum Japnez ho
American: Han Han me Japnez ho...
Pagal: Magr tum lagtye to American ho..
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| Sat Oct 20, 2007 2:03 am |
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ali
Senior Member Pakistani
Joined: 24 May 2007
Posts: 651
Location: New York |
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| Do english men baatein kerte |
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Do english men baatein kerte hain apni life aur wife ki.
pehla man: Yaar mein soch raha hun ke mein apni biwi ko talaaq de dun,
Doosra man: Woh kiyun yaar?
Pehla man: yaar ab 6 months ho gaye aur uss ne mujhe se baat nahin ki hai.
Pehla Man: Yaar teri jagah mein hota to hazar baar sochta talaak na dene ki. Kiyun ke aaj kal aisi biwi kahan milti hai.
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| Sat Oct 20, 2007 2:04 am |
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ali
Senior Member Pakistani
Joined: 24 May 2007
Posts: 651
Location: New York |
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| Sat Oct 20, 2007 2:22 am |
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Riya
Forum Family Member
Joined: 05 May 2007
Posts: 5349
Location: Islamabad |
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Nice joke very Funny Keep on Posting !
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| Sat Oct 20, 2007 12:29 pm |
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arsh brar
Senior Member Pakistani
Joined: 13 Sep 2007
Posts: 888
Location: india |
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a pakistani couple was walkin out of court after divorce..
wife started weeping..
man said....dont cry....we r still cousins...
 i dont know if its funny or nt....???
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| Tue Oct 23, 2007 12:43 am |
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iqbal
Forum Family Member
Joined: 19 Jul 2007
Posts: 6325
Location: K2 |
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Share here urdu jokes, Let me start first.
Mom: Beta khana khayega?
Beta: Na
Mom: Ladu khaiyega??
Beta: Na
Mom: Mithai Khaiyega?
Beta: Na
Mom:ice creame khaiyega?
Beta: Na
Mom: Baap pe gaya hai THAPAR hi khayega! |
hahahaa Mom ke bajaye Daaadi likh lete. 
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| Sat Nov 03, 2007 8:16 pm |
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jigar_jibbi
Pak Newbie
Joined: 01 Oct 2007
Posts: 18
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very nice
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| Tue Nov 06, 2007 9:32 am |
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tariqneuro
Pak Newbie
Joined: 09 Nov 2007
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The best joke is by the big joker- you know who. YES you are right
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| Fri Nov 09, 2007 12:59 pm |
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nazakat hussain
Full PK Member
Joined: 19 Sep 2007
Posts: 419
Location: LONDON |
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ATTENTION PLZ! TAMAM
HAZRAT SE GHUZARISH HAI
KE APNI AURTON AUR BACHON KO
AAJ KAL T.V SE DOOR RAKHAIN Q
KE "MUSHARAF"KISI B WAQAT
VARDI UTAR SAKTA HAI...............
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sochon to jor loon kehi totty howe mazaj
dekhon to apna shesha-e-dil pash pash hai |
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| Sat Nov 10, 2007 3:03 am |
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alizain110
Pak Newbie
Joined: 10 Nov 2007
Posts: 2
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nice jokes
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| Sat Nov 10, 2007 11:21 pm |
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jadoon
Pak Newbie
Joined: 09 Nov 2007
Posts: 2
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| nice jokes |
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nice jokes and very entertaining
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| Sun Nov 11, 2007 5:12 pm |
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stonecold
Pak Newbie
Joined: 04 Nov 2007
Posts: 3
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| nice jokes |
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nice jokes dudes. keep em coming.
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| Tue Nov 13, 2007 4:00 pm |
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pakpalosi
Pak Newbie
Joined: 28 Oct 2007
Posts: 10
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| Imran Khan has been arrested |
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Imran khan has been arrested 
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| Thu Nov 15, 2007 8:26 am |
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iqbal
Forum Family Member
Joined: 19 Jul 2007
Posts: 6325
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ATTENTION PLZ! TAMAM
HAZRAT SE GHUZARISH HAI
KE APNI AURTON AUR BACHON KO
AAJ KAL T.V SE DOOR RAKHAIN Q
KE "MUSHARAF"KISI B WAQAT
VARDI UTAR SAKTA HAI............... |
Appreciated, bihtar he TV band rakhein.....
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| Thu Nov 15, 2007 11:51 am |
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sazvision
Pak Newbie
Joined: 09 Nov 2007
Posts: 4
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nice jokes keep up the good work
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| Thu Nov 15, 2007 9:06 pm |
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arsh brar
Senior Member Pakistani
Joined: 13 Sep 2007
Posts: 888
Location: india |
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ATTENTION PLZ! TAMAM
HAZRAT SE GHUZARISH HAI
KE APNI AURTON AUR BACHON KO
AAJ KAL T.V SE DOOR RAKHAIN Q
KE "MUSHARAF"KISI B WAQAT
VARDI UTAR SAKTA HAI............... |
its awesome joke yr.. really gr8.... 
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| Fri Nov 16, 2007 3:47 pm |
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Zehra
Pak Newbie
Joined: 05 Nov 2007
Posts: 2
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Share here urdu jokes, Let me start first.
Mom: Beta khana khayega?
Beta: Na
Mom: Ladu khaiyega??
Beta: Na
Mom: Mithai Khaiyega?
Beta: Na
Mom:ice creame khaiyega?
Beta: Na
Mom: Baap pe gaya hai THAPAR hi khayega! |
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| Sat Nov 17, 2007 11:57 am |
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Anne
5 Star Member
Joined: 17 Nov 2007
Posts: 3292
Location: Pakistan |
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Nice jokes, come on keep posting.
i will post up if i comeup with some, cant remember any now.....
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| Sun Nov 18, 2007 6:22 am |
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shakeelmscw
Shayari Moderator
Joined: 22 Aug 2007
Posts: 5178
Location: United Arab Emirates |
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Driver mar gaya kya?*
Ek baar ek Totaa (Bole to Parrot ) Ud Raha tha full speed par ....
Uske Saamne full speed me ek Ferrari AA rahi thi ...
Dono ki takkar hui ...
Totaa Behosh ...
Raste me Ek Beggar tha
Usne Tote ko uthaya aur Ghar Le gaya ...
Usko Marham lagaya ..
Aur Pinjare me rakh diya ...
Jab Tote ko hosh aaya ...
Usne apne aap ko Pinjare me dekha ...
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"AAILA ... JAIL .... Who Ferrari ka Driver mar gaya kya
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«´¨`·.Shakeel Ahmed ..·´¨`»
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shakeelmscw
Shayari Moderator
Joined: 22 Aug 2007
Posts: 5178
Location: United Arab Emirates |
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santa : paaji yeh log ball se kya kar rahe hain?
banta : goal kar rahe hain!!!
santa :"lekin paaji ball toh pehle se gol hain , aur
kitni gol karenge!!!!!!!!!"
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«´¨`·.Shakeel Ahmed ..·´¨`»
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(((**A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes**)) |
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| Sun Nov 18, 2007 8:53 pm |
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shakeelmscw
Shayari Moderator
Joined: 22 Aug 2007
Posts: 5178
Location: United Arab Emirates |
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How did santa singh attempt to transfer some files
from one PC to
another
PC.....
1)Right clicked the mouse on the file which he wanted
to transfer and
selected cut option
2)Disconnected the mouse from that PC
3)Took that mouse carefully and connected it to the
other PC where he
wanted to copy that file
4)And trying to paste it there....!!!!!!!!!
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«´¨`·.Shakeel Ahmed ..·´¨`»
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shakeelmscw
Shayari Moderator
Joined: 22 Aug 2007
Posts: 5178
Location: United Arab Emirates |
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Teacher tells a student a=b, b=c implies a=c.
Tell me an example.
Student : I love u - u love your daughter - so I love your daughter.
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«´¨`·.Shakeel Ahmed ..·´¨`»
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(((**A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes**)) |
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shakeelmscw
Shayari Moderator
Joined: 22 Aug 2007
Posts: 5178
Location: United Arab Emirates |
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An old woman had 3 daughters. One day she decided to test her
Sons-in-law.
One day she was walking along a lakeshore with the first son-in-law.
Purposefully, she fell down in the lake and started yelling for help.
The first son-in-law jumped into the water and dragged her out into the
shore.
The next day he found a brand new E Class Mercedes in his door steps
with
the wordings "Thank you!!!-Your Mother-in-law who loves you very
much!!!"
Another day she was walking along a lakeshore with the second
son-in-law.
Purposefully, she fell down in the lake and started yelling for help.
The second son-in-law jumped into the water and dragged her out into
the
shore.
The next day he found a brand new E Class Mercedes in his door steps
with
the wordings "Thank you!!!-Your Mother-in-law who loves you very
much!!!"
The third time she was walking with the third son-in-law and she
repeated
the same. But that guy didn't respond to her cries for help and didn't
move
a single step to save her.
The poor old lady who wanted to test her sons-in-law drowned and died.
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The next day he found a brand new Rolls-Royce in his doorsteps with the
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"Thank you very much! Your
Father-in-law!
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«´¨`·.Shakeel Ahmed ..·´¨`»
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shakeelmscw
Shayari Moderator
Joined: 22 Aug 2007
Posts: 5178
Location: United Arab Emirates |
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Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri
ladki k saath dekha
gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath
tha
Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey
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«´¨`·.Shakeel Ahmed ..·´¨`»
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