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askari.z55
Senior Proud Pakistani
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’’ڈاکٹر صاحب ! آپ نے مجھے ڈائٹنگ کا جو پروگرام دیا ہے وہ کافی سخت ہے ۔ خوراک کی کمی کی وجہ سے میں غصیلی اور چڑ چڑی ہوتی جارہی ہوں ۔ کل میرا اپنے میاں سے جھگڑا ہوگیا ۔ اور میں نے ان کا کان کاٹ کھایا ‘‘۔
’’گھبرانے کی کوئی بات نہیں ۔ محترمہ ‘‘ ڈاکٹر نے اطمینان سے کہا۔
’’ایک کان میں سو حرارے ہوتے ہیں‘‘۔
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"When some blessings come to you, do not drive them away through thanklessness."(Imam Ali a.s.)
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askari.z55
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ایک گدھے نے ایک صاحب کو دُولتی ماردی ۔
صاحب نے غصے میں گھے کو دو چار ٹانگیں رسید کردی اور بولے تو کیا سمجھتا ہے کہ میں تجھ سے کم ہوں ۔
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"When some blessings come to you, do not drive them away through thanklessness."(Imam Ali a.s.)
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askari.z55
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’’ڈیڈی ! میں نے ایک سیاہ بلی ڈرائنگ روم میں دیکھی ہے ۔ ’’حسن نے کہا‘‘۔
’’کوئی بات نہیں بیٹے ۔کالی بلیاں خوش بختی کی علامت ہوتی ہیں ‘‘۔
حسن کے والد نے جواب میں کہا ۔
’’ہاں ابو ، آپ نے درست فرمایا‘‘
حسن نے کہا ۔ ’’وہ آپ کا ڈنر ہڑپ کر چکی ہے ‘‘۔
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"When some blessings come to you, do not drive them away through thanklessness."(Imam Ali a.s.)
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shakeelmscw
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ایک گدھے نے ایک صاحب کو دُولتی ماردی ۔
صاحب نے غصے میں گھے کو دو چار ٹانگیں رسید کردی اور بولے تو کیا سمجھتا ہے کہ میں تجھ سے کم ہوں ۔ |
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Anne
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Very Nice Jokes. . .
Thanks very Much Askari for that!
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askari.z55
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Very Nice Jokes. . .
Thanks very Much Askari for that! |
شکریہ عینی
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"When some blessings come to you, do not drive them away through thanklessness."(Imam Ali a.s.)
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shakeelmscw
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Very Nice Jokes. . .
Thanks very Much Askari for that! |
شکریہ عینی |
Nice Picture Askari
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Mubi
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Joined: 05 Nov 2007
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nice jokes and very entertaining
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shakeelmscw
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اسپتال میں ایک دل کے مریض سے مزاج پُرسی کے لئے آنے والے دوست نے پوچھا۔
’’یہاں دل کی دھڑکن کو کم کرنے کے لئے بھی تمہیں کچھ مل رہا ہے؟‘‘
مریض نے جواب دیا۔ ’’ہاں ایک بوڑھی نرس‘‘۔ |
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shaz711
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thats good
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Jan143
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na kar chotou
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grtstar
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These are very nice jokes thanks
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jigar_jibbi
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Joined: 01 Oct 2007
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waf hewah
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shahidranjha
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jeo aur jeenay do
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shaz711
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goood
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babaho
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| listen to this ALI AHMED (other) |
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Teacher:tell me son when is your best day of life?
student:When u don't come
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danidesi
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very nice jokes
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| Sat Feb 23, 2008 11:10 am |
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shakeelmscw
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Teacher:tell me son when is your best day of life?
student:When u don't come
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«´¨`·.Shakeel Ahmed ..·´¨`»
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s.ayaz
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Joined: 05 Mar 2008
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2 heronchi. pahla kheta hay yaar ye Tawanai (Energy) kisay khtay hain dosra khta hay abay pagal jo naai (Hajam) taway per betha ho usay Tawanai khetay hain
Perv. Mssharaf raat ko sotay waqt 1 dam say utha aur khnay laga Bgum main jaldi say maroon ya tarap tarap k Begum bolien what nonsence So Jao bohat raat ho gai hay after 5 min dobara wo hi k main jaldi say maroon ya tarap tarap k Begum Gusay main kheti hain k Jaldi say Wo kheta hay k “Tu Phir Apni Dosri Taang Bhi Meray Ooper Rkh Do”[/b]
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shakeelmscw
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2 heronchi. pahla kheta hay yaar ye Tawanai (Energy) kisay khtay hain dosra khta hay abay pagal jo naai (Hajam) taway per betha ho usay Tawanai khetay hain
Perv. Mssharaf raat ko sotay waqt 1 dam say utha aur khnay laga Bgum main jaldi say maroon ya tarap tarap k Begum bolien what nonsence So Jao bohat raat ho gai hay after 5 min dobara wo hi k main jaldi say maroon ya tarap tarap k Begum Gusay main kheti hain k Jaldi say Wo kheta hay k “Tu Phir Apni Dosri Taang Bhi Meray Ooper Rkh Do”[/b] |
Last one is nice
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noman018
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nice jokes
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| Wed Mar 19, 2008 5:27 pm |
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shakeelmscw
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| How sardar made a police man speachless |
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He said why you given me Penalty while i parked my car in front of board which said FINE FOR PARKING.
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«´¨`·.Shakeel Ahmed ..·´¨`»
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sirarshid1
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| Tanz Aur Mazah |
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Hi Guys
Could you please tell me what does mean Tanz U Mazah
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shk530988
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| Checking how to post the meaage oublicalyy???? |
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My name is zulfiqar. I have recently joined the Pakistan Forum to watch the online channels. It has a good tradition to post one message weekly to continue to see the chaael. I like it................., I could not understand how to post the message. First i have tried to post the message on private message. Now i am trying on this side. Hopw it will work.
Zulfiqar
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