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"U no SPEAKA da ENGLISH" (LOL)
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irene
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"U no SPEAKA da ENGLISH" (LOL)
A bus stops, and two men get on.
They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.
The lady sitting next to them
ignores them at first,
but her attention is galvanized when she hears
one of them saying the following:
"EMMA come first."
DEN I come
DEN to as... come together.
I come once-a-more!
TWO as..., they come together again.
I come again and PEE twice.
DEN I come one lasta time"
The lady can't take this anymore,
"You Foul-Mouthed sex obsessed pig"
She retorted indignantly.
"In this country, We don't speak aloud
in public places about our sex lives."
"HEY, coola' down lady,"
said the man
"who talkin' about a sex?"
I'm just telling my frienda'
how to spell
"MISSISSIPPI"...

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hehehehehe..................... Wink

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Thu Mar 27, 2008 3:21 pm View user's profile Send private message
Riya
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Laughing
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arsh brar
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i thought ths joke 'll b considered Inappropriate n ppl will request Irene to delete it.....
bt i ws wrong..
gud.. keep up this spirit!!
Thu Mar 27, 2008 4:34 pm View user's profile Send private message
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arsh brar wrote:
i thought ths joke 'll b considered Inappropriate n ppl will request Irene to delete it.....
bt i ws wrong..
gud.. keep up this spirit!!



Hmmmm Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes ....awww tusee tey mind reader bun gaay hoo!!!

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Thu Mar 27, 2008 7:03 pm View user's profile Send private message
ugwaraich
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arsh brar wrote:
i thought ths joke 'll b considered Inappropriate n ppl will request Irene to delete it.....
bt i ws wrong..
gud.. keep up this spirit!!



hahaha
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irene
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Confused Confused Confused

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arsh brar wrote:
i thought ths joke 'll b considered Inappropriate n ppl will request Irene to delete it.....
bt i ws wrong..
gud.. keep up this spirit!!


it seems correct

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ugwaraich wrote:
arsh brar wrote:
i thought ths joke 'll b considered Inappropriate n ppl will request Irene to delete it.....
bt i ws wrong..
gud.. keep up this spirit!!



hahaha



i think joke ws two posts above my reply..
laugh on tht.. Sir !!!
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shakeelmscw wrote:
arsh brar wrote:
i thought ths joke 'll b considered Inappropriate n ppl will request Irene to delete it.....
bt i ws wrong..
gud.. keep up this spirit!!


it seems correct


ya rite... it seems correct tht i ws wrong Wink
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arsh brar wrote:
ugwaraich wrote:
arsh brar wrote:
i thought ths joke 'll b considered Inappropriate n ppl will request Irene to delete it.....
bt i ws wrong..
gud.. keep up this spirit!!



hahaha



i think joke ws two posts above my reply..
laugh on tht.. Sir !!!


your message sounded more funnier to me than the post Smile
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funny... Laughing
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funny... Laughing


What is ?

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Ha funny m8
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Smile Smile Very Happy Smile
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Laughing Laughing Laughing
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