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irene
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Joined: 19 Mar 2008
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A bus stops, and two men get on.
They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.
The lady sitting next to them
ignores them at first,
but her attention is galvanized when she hears
one of them saying the following:
"EMMA come first."
DEN I come
DEN to as... come together.
I come once-a-more!
TWO as..., they come together again.
I come again and PEE twice.
DEN I come one lasta time"
The lady can't take this anymore,
"You Foul-Mouthed sex obsessed pig"
She retorted indignantly.
"In this country, We don't speak aloud
in public places about our sex lives."
"HEY, coola' down lady,"
said the man
"who talkin' about a sex?"
I'm just telling my frienda'
how to spell
"MISSISSIPPI"...
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"To err is human...to forgive is divine" ^_^
LIVE, LOVE, LAFF, & LEARN!!
ALWAYZ,
~~IRENE~~
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| Thu Mar 27, 2008 9:06 am |
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Raishum
Senior Proud Pakistani
Joined: 13 Feb 2008
Posts: 1445
Location: " unhon " ka gher |
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hehehehehe..................... 
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PROUD MUSLIMAH
ISLAM
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| Thu Mar 27, 2008 3:21 pm |
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Riya
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Joined: 05 May 2007
Posts: 10656
Location: Islamabad |
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| Thu Mar 27, 2008 3:56 pm |
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arsh brar
Senior Member Pakistani
Joined: 13 Sep 2007
Posts: 928
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i thought ths joke 'll b considered Inappropriate n ppl will request Irene to delete it.....
bt i ws wrong..
gud.. keep up this spirit!!
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| Thu Mar 27, 2008 4:34 pm |
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DreamzZ
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Posts: 22380
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i thought ths joke 'll b considered Inappropriate n ppl will request Irene to delete it.....
bt i ws wrong..
gud.. keep up this spirit!! |
Hmmmm  ....awww tusee tey mind reader bun gaay hoo!!!
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Team BH@Mistresses  !!!! |
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| Thu Mar 27, 2008 7:03 pm |
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ugwaraich
Senior Proud Pakistani
Joined: 22 May 2007
Posts: 1731
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i thought ths joke 'll b considered Inappropriate n ppl will request Irene to delete it.....
bt i ws wrong..
gud.. keep up this spirit!! |
hahaha
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| Thu Mar 27, 2008 7:10 pm |
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irene
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Joined: 19 Mar 2008
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"To err is human...to forgive is divine" ^_^
LIVE, LOVE, LAFF, & LEARN!!
ALWAYZ,
~~IRENE~~
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| Fri Mar 28, 2008 4:44 am |
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shakeelmscw
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i thought ths joke 'll b considered Inappropriate n ppl will request Irene to delete it.....
bt i ws wrong..
gud.. keep up this spirit!! |
it seems correct
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«´¨`·.Shakeel Ahmed ..·´¨`»
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(((**A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes**)) |
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| Fri Mar 28, 2008 4:03 pm |
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arsh brar
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i thought ths joke 'll b considered Inappropriate n ppl will request Irene to delete it.....
bt i ws wrong..
gud.. keep up this spirit!! |
hahaha |
i think joke ws two posts above my reply..
laugh on tht.. Sir !!!
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| Fri Mar 28, 2008 7:39 pm |
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arsh brar
Senior Member Pakistani
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Posts: 928
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i thought ths joke 'll b considered Inappropriate n ppl will request Irene to delete it.....
bt i ws wrong..
gud.. keep up this spirit!! |
it seems correct |
ya rite... it seems correct tht i ws wrong
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| Fri Mar 28, 2008 7:52 pm |
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ugwaraich
Senior Proud Pakistani
Joined: 22 May 2007
Posts: 1731
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i thought ths joke 'll b considered Inappropriate n ppl will request Irene to delete it.....
bt i ws wrong..
gud.. keep up this spirit!! |
hahaha |
i think joke ws two posts above my reply..
laugh on tht.. Sir !!! |
your message sounded more funnier to me than the post 
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| Fri Mar 28, 2008 10:41 pm |
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mystery-girl
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funny...
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shakeelmscw
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What is ?
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«´¨`·.Shakeel Ahmed ..·´¨`»
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(((**A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes**)) |
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arsalan2005
Pak Newbie
Joined: 06 Apr 2008
Posts: 13
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Ha funny m8
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kismat1198
Pak Newbie
Joined: 04 Apr 2008
Posts: 17
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kashif!
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