Three contractors

Three contractors . . . One from Pakistani, another from Germany and the
third from England are bidding to repair the White House fence. A senior
White House official takes them to examine it.

The English contractor : takes out a tape measure and does some
measuring, then works on some figures with a pencil. "Well," he says. "I figure
the job will cost $900 . . . $400 for materials, $400 for labour and $100
profit for me."

The German contractor : also does some measuring and figuring, then
says, "I can do this job for $700 . . . $300 for materials, $300 for my crew
and $100 profit for me."

The pakistani contractor doesn't measure or do any figuring, but leans
over to the White House official and whispers: " $2,700."

The official incredulously says, "You didn't even measure like the
other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?"

"Easy," the pakistani explains, "$1,000 for you, $1,000 for me and we hire
the guy from Germany to do the work!"

Guess who got the
contract
........................!!

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«´¨`·.Shakeel Ahmed ..·´¨`»
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(((**A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes**))

Parwaiz Musharaf

A guy walks in and asks the hotal Manager, "Isn't that Parwaiz Musharaf and Shoukat Aziz sitting over there?" The Manager says, "Yep, that's them." So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?"

Musharaf says, "We're planning WWIII. And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"

Musharaf says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Americans this time and one bicycle repairman."

The guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman!!! Why kill a bicycle repairman?"

Musharaf turns to Shoukat Aziz, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See, dummy! I told you no one would worry about the 140 million Americans!"

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«´¨`·.Shakeel Ahmed ..·´¨`»
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(((**A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes**))

Definetly Pakistani got the Contract!!!

Koi Hum sa ho to saamne aai....

We are the Best.

Thanks for sharing Shakeel!

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	Anne wrote:
	Definetly Pakistani got the Contract!!! Koi Hum sa ho to saamne aai.... We are the Best. Thanks for sharing Shakeel!

You are welcome Wink

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«´¨`·.Shakeel Ahmed ..·´¨`»
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(((**A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes**))

shakeelmscw wrote:

Parwaiz Musharaf

A guy walks in and asks the hotal Manager, "Isn't that Parwaiz Musharaf and Shoukat Aziz sitting over there?" The Manager says, "Yep, that's them." So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?"

Musharaf says, "We're planning WWIII. And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"

Musharaf says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Americans this time and one bicycle repairman."

The guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman!!! Why kill a bicycle repairman?"

Musharaf turns to Shoukat Aziz, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See, dummy! I told you no one would worry about the 140 million Americans!"

hehehe..

Pervez Musharraf my favourite Leader!!!

Nice Reading...

Thanks for Sharing!

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Anne wrote:

shakeelmscw wrote:

Parwaiz Musharaf

A guy walks in and asks the hotal Manager, "Isn't that Parwaiz Musharaf and Shoukat Aziz sitting over there?" The Manager says, "Yep, that's them." So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?"

Musharaf says, "We're planning WWIII. And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"

Musharaf says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Americans this time and one bicycle repairman."

The guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman!!! Why kill a bicycle repairman?"

Musharaf turns to Shoukat Aziz, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See, dummy! I told you no one would worry about the 140 million Americans!"

hehehe..

Pervez Musharraf my favourite Leader!!!

Nice Reading...

Thanks for Sharing!

Sorry this post should be in separate thread
so i have posted.

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«´¨`·.Shakeel Ahmed ..·´¨`»
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(((**A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes**))

	shakeelmscw wrote:
	Sorry this post should be in separate thread so i have posted.

OK Teacher...

Wahin ja ke phar lete hain isse...

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Anne wrote:

	shakeelmscw wrote:
	Sorry this post should be in separate thread so i have posted.

OK Teacher...

Wahin ja ke phar lete hain isse...

Thanks anne

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«´¨`·.Shakeel Ahmed ..·´¨`»
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(((**A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes**))