The West Wing Quotes

CJ: There's a snake over here.
Sam: What kind?
CJ: I don't know and I don't want to ask him. Can somebody shoot it, please?

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Governor Robert Ritchie: My view of this is simple: we don't need a Federal Department of Education telling us our children have to learn Esperanto, they have to learn Eskimo poetry. Let the states decide, let the communities decide on health care, on education, on lower taxes, not higher taxes. Now, he's going to throw a big word at you - "unfunded mandate." He's going to say if Washington lets the states do it, it's an unfunded mandate. But what he doesn't like is the federal government losing power. But I call it the ingenuity of the American people.
Moderator: President Bartlet, you have 60 seconds for a question and an answer.
Bartlet: Well, first of all, let's clear up a couple of things. "Unfunded mandate" is two words, not one big word. There are times when we're fifty states and there are times when we're one country, and have national needs. And the way I know this is that Florida didn't fight Germany in World War II or establish civil rights. You think states should do the governing wall-to-wall. That's a perfectly valid opinion. But your state of Florida got $12.6 billion in federal money last year - from Nebraskans, and Virginians, and New Yorkers, and Alaskans, with their Eskimo poetry. 12.6 out of a state budget of $50 billion. I'm supposed to be using this time for a question, so here it is: Can we have it back, please?

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CJ: We've been over this. We need a hard news announcement each and every day or the press runs amok!

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Donna: There's no agreement.
Josh: How far apart are we?
Donna: They're leaving the building

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Toby: Call and response isn't going to work in front of a Joint Session. You're alliteration happy: 'guardians of gridlock,' 'protectors of privilege.' I needed an avalanche of Advil. And when you use pop-culture references, your speech has a shelf life of twelve minutes. You don't mind constructive criticism, do you?

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CJ: I have no idea. Though, truly, what girl can resist being referred to as poultry?

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	DreamzZ wrote:

Can i help you matey

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CJ: If we're not running offense, we're running defense, and if we're playing defence, then there's some clever sports analogy that explains what happens then....
Josh: We're screwed.
CJ: That'll do

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Abbey: You really planned this all yourself?
Bartlet: I'm like Gatsby, but without the problems.

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CJ: That was fun! ...Sanctimonious little guttersnipe sent a great big fat one up and over the plate. Health care reform! From a guy who's still on the fence about the application of leeches!

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	DreamzZ wrote:

shhhhhhh..................... Evil or Very Mad

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PROUD MUSLIMAH

ISLAM

Donna: We're here!
Josh: You know, everybody's really over that now.
CJ: Admiral Scott! Your expedition's returned!

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Leo: He's a Democrat from Idaho. They use Democrats for target practice up there. Sometimes he's got to lean to the right.

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Toby: More college kids think they'll see UFOs than Social Security checks.
Bartlet: But they don't tell you how many believe in UFOs; that's the number we ought to be worried about

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Josh: Lang? Isn't she a lefty?
Leo: Yes. We want the left flank sufficiently mollified and the right flank sufficiently panicked so as to inspire a little conciliation on all flanks.

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Charlie: I took off my coat to show my love for Zoey. I'd take off my shirt too but it's inappropriate in a tuxedo.
Danny: Not if we were at Chippendales.

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Jordan: You left without me.
Leo: Well, if you're going to make a strong exit, you really can't wait for someone to get their purse together.
Jordan: How long does it take to get a purse together?
Leo: A question I've been asking my entire adult life.

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CJ: Dad... you... cannot expect me to silently do nothing. You're going to require care.
Tal: I wasn't built for it. You came for the prom, not for this.
CJ: Reunion. I'm not going.
Tal: Coward. That world, the expertise, the solicitude, no. No, thanks. I want to go down with some silence, with my music, with some grace.
CJ: I'll quit and take care of you.
Tal: 'We sail,' said Pascal, 'in a vast sphere,' Claudia Jean, 'ever drifting in uncertainty, driven from end to end.' I'd much rather see you on TV, darling, than sitting opposite me, watching a demolition derby going on in my brain.

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Hmmm wuts dis West Wing thingy?? Me kinda lost Rolling Eyes

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	DreamzZ wrote:
	Hmmm wuts dis West Wing thingy?? Me kinda lost

Awww Ur trying to hurt me arent u!

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Abbey: You're not performing at the ceremony.
Bartlet: I wasn't asked to.
C.J.: Sir, I'm sorry to interrupt--
Abbey: No, that's quite alright. He was about to go into his Spencer Tracy routine.

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	Alex9090 wrote:
	Abbey: You're not performing at the ceremony. Bartlet: I wasn't asked to. C.J.: Sir, I'm sorry to interrupt-- Abbey: No, that's quite alright. He was about to go into his Spencer Tracy routine.

seems like you have memorised all the dialogues from west wing Razz

anyways how you doing?

hiya Usman
im goody thanks how r u doing?
and yea lol i ve seen it million times....live...recordings from tv..re runs and then DVDs ...
First 4 seasons were most brilliant ...n well then after that Aaron sorkin left and it kinda went downhill a bit ..but i still watched rest of 3 seasons too. To me they re invented TV.

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	Alex9090 wrote:
	hiya Usman im goody thanks how r u doing? and yea lol i ve seen it million times....live...recordings from tv..re runs and then DVDs ... First 4 seasons were most brilliant ...n well then after that Aaron sorkin left and it kinda went downhill a bit ..but i still watched rest of 3 seasons too. To me they re invented TV.

me not too bad thanks. hmmm what is it that interests you in west wing? do you own it or what?:p