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zain-ul-ahsan
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| The Advantage of Being an ARAB |
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An old Arab lived close to New York City for more than 40 years.
One day, he decided that he would love to plant some herbs in his garden,
but he knew he was alone and too old and weak.
His son was in college in Paris, so the old man sent him an e-mail
explaining the problem:
'Beloved son, I am very sad, because I can't plant any herbs in my garden.
I am sure, if only you were here, that you would help me and dig up
the garden for me.
I love you, your father.'
The following day, the old man received a response e-mail from his son:
'Beloved father, please don't touch the garden. That is where I have
hidden 'THE THING.'
I love you, too, Ahmed.'
At 4am the FBI and the Rangers visited the house of the old man and
took the whole garden apart,
searching every inch. But they couldn't find anything.
Disappointed, they left the house.
The next day, the old man received another e-mail from his son:
'Beloved father, I hope the garden is dug up by now and you can plant
your herbs.
That is all I could do for you from here. Your loving son, Ahmed'.
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hwasti
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ha good 
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| Wed Oct 15, 2008 5:41 pm |
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chahsanashraf
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s0ul_mate1@yahoo.com
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hahhahah...
same with Pakies.....
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farya
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lol really funny
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ali61217
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good one
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waqasch
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i ma not arab so how shud i noe 
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mohib07
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Gud 1... mate
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ali61217
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sure
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inayat khan qazi
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i ma not arab so how shud i noe |
Look for a Brain  Chaudri sahab!! or ask Wadde Chaudri Sahab Shujahat Qk wo Allah waalloh ki tarrah Dunya waaloh jaise hain,jinki batheh shayed khud unnke samajh me bi nahih aathi hongi.Shayed American se keh deh ke aap ke garden(Khethoh) me Taliban ya Lal Masjid walle Chuppe hain Thake wo Bombari karre aur muft me aap ke Khet kudd jayeh. 
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ali61217
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wah kiya mashwara hai
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| Thu Oct 16, 2008 5:09 pm |
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mouzee
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Hello Everybody there!
it is very nice to be a part of this forum where you can share all the views and can watch free tv channels as well,
so guys keep it up and looking forward to hear some good useful information from other users
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loje
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what is this unrealistic topic u guys just love to put arabs in every thing bad rite???
i think (ash riz) had put a similar topic without any insulting to any one
so this topic is pre-existing
and its not funny any more
so behave urselves and talk polite plz
thanks
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SHUMULUSUYING
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the joke many many years ago
the clever young arab and then hint another thing about the life of muslism in america
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zain-ul-ahsan
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what is this unrealistic topic u guys just love to put arabs in every thing bad rite???
i think (ash riz) had put a similar topic without any insulting to any one
so this topic is pre-existing
and its not funny any more
so behave urselves and talk polite plz
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No body in here is trying to disrespect Arab or any nation, this is just a joke so take it as a joke.
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loje
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what is this unrealistic topic u guys just love to put arabs in every thing bad rite???
i think (ash riz) had put a similar topic without any insulting to any one
so this topic is pre-existing
and its not funny any more
so behave urselves and talk polite plz
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No body in here is trying to disrespect Arab or any nation, this is just a joke so take it as a joke. |
dont say that
if u really didnt want to disrespect any one here u shouldnt put at least the name of the nation u can just put the story without mentioned any names rite?????
u should be carfull if u really dont want to hurt any body or disrespect any body
the joke is accpetble untill it takes another way in hurting people then we dont call it a joke any more
got me????
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sameenimam
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lol 
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amber ali
Senior Proud Pakistani
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Aatish345
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calm down its a joke....
Dont take it seriously.
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amber ali
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aatish to tum rona shoroo kar do
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Gohwarshad
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When I read this joke, I really felt sad ... it is the daily of a lot of Iraqis, Palestinian, Afganis ... unfortunately
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Aatish345
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Aap ko nahn pata mein Dentonic use karta hoon aur hamesha muskarata hee rehtaa hoon...........
par kuch loog jaltay hain.
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shehryar
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^a sad joke!
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urfi67
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Arabs were great, they are great and they will remain THE GREAT ARABS
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| Mon Nov 17, 2008 11:34 am |
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DreamzZ
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Hmmm Am I supposed to laff?
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