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1. If time doesn't wait for you, don't worry!
Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!

2. Expecting the world to treat u fairly coz u r a good person is like
expecting the lion not to attack u coz u r a vegetarian. Think about it.

3. Beauty isn't measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear,
but what we are inside. So, try going out naked tomorrow and see the admiration!

4. Don't walk as if you rule the world,
walk as if you don't care who rules the world!
That's called Attitude…! Keep on rocking!

5. Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did
and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did!!!

6. He was a good man. He never smoked, drank & had no affair.
When he died, the insurance company refused the claim.
They said, he who never lived, cannot die!

7. A man threw his wife in a pond of Crocodiles?
He's now being harassed by the Animal Rights Activists for being cruel to the Crocodiles!

8. So many options for suicide:
Poison, sleeping pills, hanging,
jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage, slow & sure!

9. Only 20 percent boys have brains, rest have girlfriends!

10. All desirable things in life are either
illegal, banned, expensive or married to someone else!


11. When things go wrong, when sadness fills your heart,
When tears flows from your eyes always say these words…
Eh Ganpat, chal daru la…

12. 10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving.
Which makes it a logical statement that
90% of accidents are due to driving without drinking!


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nice ones thnx for sharing...love the 4th one...
thnx fro sharing...

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thanks, i like 2 and 4 Wink and

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i was putting Smile it goes with Wink.

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which number is Wink ? Laughing

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number 5 and 9 Smile.

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yep they r nice tooo...

but wut was Wink abt???

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actually i dont send this to girls Wink Very Happy. begum kahay ghee shadi shuda hokar girls ko aankh martey ho Razz.

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Laughing aww so aap bhabi se darty ho... Laughing

btw me just kidding around so if i kinda just get over so plzzz srrryyyy Embarassed

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nahi jee darta nahi per hai to begum key hotey huay kisi girl ko ankh marna WinkRazz. and not to sorry i dont have mind to mind anything Very Happy. i love talking with everyone Smile waiting for begum to join me .

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aray sis ko ankh marna mei kya hai???...
looks like forum par kisi kay pass bhi brian nahin hai... Laughing ...
awww kahan gi hain???

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kahi nahi pakistan mey hai Sad kabhi computer per kabhi phone per baat hoti hey aaj kal. yeh bhi baat sahi hey key sister ko maar sakhtey hey choti si nani muni Annie sister Wink Smile

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awwww...tou app kuin nahin ge???
mei itni nani muni nahin hon... Laughing
and how come u know my name??? Confused

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mystery-girl wrote:
awwww...tou app kuin nahin ge???
mei itni nani muni nahin hon... Laughing
and how come u know my name??? Confused



mey ghaya that wapsi aghaya aab unho ney aana hey. I think i got the best writer award Very Happy Wink and i from this forum so how could i not know your name Very Happy. but you always said me hardsweetme for the matter i write my name in my signature. any one who yoounger than me i say nana muna or nani muni Very Happy. Wink

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aww so u had fun??...yep u did..acha tou itna concentration kay saath aprhi thi meri post.. Crying or Very sad ..nahin but i dont see u round so thts y just asked...han but it doesn't look nice to cal someone older than u by name...awwww its so cute...

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tum abhi tak yahi Smile, khana pakaney mey mother ki help nahi karti ?. ya kahna pakana nahi aata. waisay yes i enjoyed there . you are right baro ko naam ley kar nahi bulatay per unkey naam key aghay bahi ya baji laga sakhtey hey.

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jee mei all day yahan hi hoti hon...mom ki help... Embarassed nahin i dont know how to cook... Embarassed ...
i know i wish i could go der... Crying or Very sad .i know me always rite.. Wink ....acah ge abh se app rahman bahi...

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pakana seekh lo baad mey kaam aaya gha. Smile

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jab baad aye gi tou dekha ja ga...

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