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shakeelmscw
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Joined: 22 Aug 2007
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A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!"
After a few seconds, little Santa Singh stood up.
The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Santa?" >
"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"
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«´¨`·.Shakeel Ahmed ..·´¨`»
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| Sat Dec 22, 2007 12:07 am |
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shakeelmscw
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In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps
on your feet...
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....why don't you try again.
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«´¨`·.Shakeel Ahmed ..·´¨`»
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| Sat Dec 22, 2007 12:20 am |
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shakeelmscw
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When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question:-
Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:-
No, its autumn and I'm shedding......
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«´¨`·.Shakeel Ahmed ..·´¨`»
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(((**A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes**)) |
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| Sat Dec 22, 2007 12:22 am |
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Anne
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Joined: 17 Nov 2007
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heheh . . .
All Three are Nice...
But i like the First one...
Thanks Shakeel!
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| Sat Dec 22, 2007 2:19 pm |
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shakeelmscw
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heheh . . .
All Three are Nice...
But i like the First one...
Thanks Shakeel! |
You are Welcome
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«´¨`·.Shakeel Ahmed ..·´¨`»
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