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shakeelmscw
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Student Vs Professor
After having failed his exam in "Logistics and Organization", a
student goes and confronts his lecturer about it.
Student: "Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?"
Professor: "Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!"
Student: "Great, well then I would like to ask you a question.
If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my mark as is and
go. If you however do not know the answer, I want you give me an "A"
for the exam. "
Professor: "Okay, it's a deal. So what is the question?"
Student: "What is legal, but not logical, logical, but not legal, and
neither logical, nor legal?"
Even after some long and hard consideration, the professor cannot give
the student an answer, and therefore changes his exam mark into an
"A", as agreed.
Afterwards, the professor calls on his best student and asks him the
same question.
He immediately answers: "Sir, you are 63 years old and married to a 35
year old woman, which is legal, but not logical. Your wife has a 25
year old lover, which is logical, but not legal. The fact that you
have given your wife's lover an "A", although he really should have failed,
is neither legal, nor logical."
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«´¨`·.Shakeel Ahmed ..·´¨`»
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Riya
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hehehehe
So Funny
kiya bane ka aisay students ka 
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askari.z55
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اچھا ھے۔ شکیل بھای
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"When some blessings come to you, do not drive them away through thanklessness."(Imam Ali a.s.)
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Anne
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اچھا ھے۔ شکیل بھای |
Shukar hai Askari ko Kuch to pasand aaya . . .
Aap to Lucky ho Shakeel . . .
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askari.z55
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اچھا ھے۔ شکیل بھای |
Shukar hai Askari ko Kuch to pasand aaya . . .
Aap to Lucky ho Shakeel . . . |
یار ایسی کوی بات نہیں
آپ سب لوگ بہت اچھے ھو۔
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"When some blessings come to you, do not drive them away through thanklessness."(Imam Ali a.s.)
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Riya
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اچھا ھے۔ شکیل بھای |
Shukar hai Askari ko Kuch to pasand aaya . . .
Aap to Lucky ho Shakeel . . . |
یار ایسی کوی بات نہیں
آپ سب لوگ بہت اچھے ھو۔ |
ehm !!! ehm !!!
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shakeelmscw
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thanks to all for your kind love. 
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«´¨`·.Shakeel Ahmed ..·´¨`»
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hitman
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Wow.....
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shakeelmscw
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اچھا ھے۔ شکیل بھای |
Shukar hai Askari ko Kuch to pasand aaya . . .
Aap to Lucky ho Shakeel . . . |
یار ایسی کوی بات نہیں
آپ سب لوگ بہت اچھے ھو۔ |
I am really lucky in all the matter of my life Thanks God, He given me everything
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«´¨`·.Shakeel Ahmed ..·´¨`»
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(((**A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes**)) |
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| Thu Jan 10, 2008 2:55 am |
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Anne
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اچھا ھے۔ شکیل بھای |
Shukar hai Askari ko Kuch to pasand aaya . . .
Aap to Lucky ho Shakeel . . . |
یار ایسی کوی بات نہیں
آپ سب لوگ بہت اچھے ھو۔ |
I am really lucky in all the matter of my life Thanks God, He given me everything |
Shakeel itni bhi khushi achi nahi hoti. . .
waise maine suna hai ziyada khushi se bhi heart attack ho sakta hai. . .
apna khayal rakhain doctor Shakeel . . .
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| Thu Jan 10, 2008 2:59 am |
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shakeelmscw
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اچھا ھے۔ شکیل بھای |
Shukar hai Askari ko Kuch to pasand aaya . . .
Aap to Lucky ho Shakeel . . . |
یار ایسی کوی بات نہیں
آپ سب لوگ بہت اچھے ھو۔ |
I am really lucky in all the matter of my life Thanks God, He given me everything |
Shakeel itni bhi khushi achi nahi hoti. . .
waise maine suna hai ziyada khushi se bhi heart attack ho sakta hai. . .
apna khayal rakhain doctor Shakeel . . . |
Don't worry, I said, i am thankful to God, so my Heart will be fine.
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«´¨`·.Shakeel Ahmed ..·´¨`»
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Anne
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Shakeel itni bhi khushi achi nahi hoti. . .
waise maine suna hai ziyada khushi se bhi heart attack ho sakta hai. . .
apna khayal rakhain doctor Shakeel . . . |
Don't worry, I said, i am thankful to God, so my Heart will be fine. |
Mujhe Thankyou to bool dete, Mujhe aap ki life ki itni fikar hai. . .
God kare keh meri life bhi mere Teacher ko mil jaye. . .
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shakeelmscw
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Shakeel itni bhi khushi achi nahi hoti. . .
waise maine suna hai ziyada khushi se bhi heart attack ho sakta hai. . .
apna khayal rakhain doctor Shakeel . . . |
Don't worry, I said, i am thankful to God, so my Heart will be fine. |
Mujhe Thankyou to bool dete, Mujhe aap ki life ki itni fikar hai. . .
God kare keh meri life bhi mere Teacher ko mil jaye. . . |
Isi li-ay to Heart attack karwa rahi hoo.
just kidding,
Thanks you .
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«´¨`·.Shakeel Ahmed ..·´¨`»
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(((**A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes**)) |
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