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kinguhde
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Software engineer and his wife
Husband - hey dear, I am logged in.

Wife - would you like to have some snacks?
Husband - hard disk full.

Wife - have you brought the saree.
Husband - Bad command or file name.

Wife - but I told you about it in morning
Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.

Wife - O God !forget it where's your salary.
Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.

Wife - at least give me your credit card, I can do some shopping.
Husband - sharing violation, access denied.

Wife - I made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband - data type mismatch.

Wife - you are useless.
Husband - by default.

Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot.

Wife - what is the relation between you & your Receptionist?
Husband - the only user with write permission.

Wife - what is my value in your life?
Husband - unknown virus detected.

Wife - do you love me or your computer?
Husband - Too many parameters.

Wife - I will go to my dad's house.
Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will Close.

Wife - I will leave you forever.
Husband - close all programs and log out for another User.

Wife - it is worthless talking to you.
Husband - shut down the computer.

Wife - I am going
Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer


Smile Smile plz its improvise ur face value.

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musharaf.siraj
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lolz Laughing Laughing Laughing
Kinguhde! Naeem Bhai ke shadi ho chuke Wink

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musharaf.siraj wrote:
lolz Laughing Laughing Laughing
Kinguhde! Naeem Bhai ke shadi ho chuke Wink


its just a joke naeem bhai k ghar k halat thori likhy hian Laughing

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urfi67
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nice
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good, maza aya. keepm it up.
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zain-ul-ahsan
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that is very true....
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Very Happy Very Happy
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