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zain-ul-ahsan
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Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as
to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".
After much thought he wrote : Yes !
Sardar : I hav'nt slept all nite in the train.
Friend : why?
Sardar : Got upper berth.
Friend : why didn't you exchange?
Sardar : Oye, there was nobody to exchange in the lower berth..
Sardar proposed a Girl
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Girl said 'I'm 1 year elder to you'
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Sardar said 'Oye No Problem Soniye, I'll marry you NEXT YEAR
2 sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks the
other to check whether its working, he puts his head out and says
YES...NO...YES. ..NO...YES. ..NO...
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ali61217
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Good keep it up
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s0ul_mate1@yahoo.com
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mnajam26
Pak Newbie
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these all r nice, keep sending more,
thanks
najam
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| Mon Oct 13, 2008 2:33 pm |
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monty6630
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ali61217
Senior Member Pakistani
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2 sardars were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have one more.
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| Mon Oct 13, 2008 3:32 pm |
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zain-ul-ahsan
Full PK Member
Joined: 22 Sep 2008
Posts: 135
Location: London |
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Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
His wife asked what you are doing.
He said I am seeing how I look while sleeping.
Banta Singh: "Yaar Santa, last year the name-plate outside your house read Santa Singh B.A. This year it read Santa Singh M.A., When did you finish yours Masters Degree?
Santa Singh: "You don't understand. Last year my wife died, I put B.A. to indicate Bachelor Again. Then I took a second wife, So M.A. is Married Again.
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ali61217
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On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him. Darling on our
engagement day will you give me a ring.
Sardar : Ya sure, from landline or mobile.
2 sardars were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have one more.
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| Mon Oct 13, 2008 4:55 pm |
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chahsanashraf
Senior Proud Pakistani
Joined: 14 Sep 2008
Posts: 1109
Location: Bahawalpur Pakistan |
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ali61217
Senior Member Pakistani
Joined: 22 Sep 2008
Posts: 774
Location: Lahore, Pakistan |
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Sardar was busy removing a wheel from
his auto. A man asks sardar why
are you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.
Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi
petrol se start hoti hai.
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| Mon Oct 13, 2008 7:46 pm |
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Usman Ahmed
Pak Newbie
Joined: 23 Sep 2008
Posts: 15
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Santa Singh sent his bio data to America to apply for a post in Microsoft. A few days later he got this reply:- Dear Mr. Singh, You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained. Thanks
Santa singh jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a party and when all the guests had come, he said Bhaiyon aur Behno,aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki mujhay america mein naukri mil gayee hai." Everyone was delighted. Santa singh continued Ab main aap sab ko apnaa appointment letter padkar sunaongaa par letter english main hai isliyen saath-saath hindi main translate bhee kartaa jaongaa.
Dear Mr. Singh-----pyare singh sahab
You do not meet----aap to miltay hee naheen ho
our requirement----humko to zaroorat hai
Please do not send any furthur correspondance----ab letter vetter bhejnay kee zaroorat nahee hai.
No phone call ----phone vone kee bhee zaroorat nahee hai
shall be entertained----bahut khaatir kee jayegi.
Thanks----aapkaa bahut bahut shukriya
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A Sardar died and went to heaven. When he got to the pearly gate Saint Peter told him that new rules here in effect due to the advances in education on earth. In order to gain admittance a prospective heavenly soul must answer two questions:
1. Name two days of the week that begin with "T".
2. How many seconds are there in a year?
The Sardar thought for a few minutes and answered...
1. The two days of the week that begin with "T" are Today and Tomorrow.
2. There are 12 seconds in a year. Saint Peter said, "OK, Ill buy the Today and Tomorrow answer, even though its not the answer I expected.
But how did you get 12 seconds in a year?" The Singh replied, "Well, January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, etc..." Saint Peter opens the gate without another word.
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One Sardar was enjoying Sun on a Beach in America. A lady came and asked him, " Are you relaxing" Sardar answered '" No I am Banta Singh" Another Guy Came and asked the same Question. Sardar answered " No No Me Banta Singh" Third one came and asked the same question Sardar was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place. While walking he saw another Sardar enjoying the Beach. He went and asked him " Are you Relaxing?" The other Sardar was much educated and answered "Yes I am relaxing " Our Sardar slapped him on his face and said, "Salay, Sab tere Ko wahah doond rahe hai aur tu Yahaan Aaram Kar raha hai."
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Usman Ahmed
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Talking about those days when there were no mosquito repellents and we had to spend sleepless nights. Sardarji was also experiencing the same every time. he tries to sleep,one mosquito comes and disturbs his sleep with a sound "guooonn, guooonn." He gets very irritated. He tries to cover his ear but the problem remains persistent. Ultimately he gets up and catches the mosquito in his hand. He is very kind and not for the blood shed but still wanted to take revenge. Happy as he is now starts singing a lullaby and says "so ja machchar, bete so ja". After some time he finds the mosquito falling into deep sleep in his hands. So he goes near it and says "Guoooonnnnn, guoooonnnnn."
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nainhsn
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nice jokes keep it up friends!
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| Mon Oct 13, 2008 10:15 pm |
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ali61217
Senior Member Pakistani
Joined: 22 Sep 2008
Posts: 774
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Boss : Where were you born ?
sardar : Punjab .
Boss : which part ?
sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab.
How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ?
Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it.
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MZKazi
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Give LIFE to Your LIFE.... keep smiling, it increase YOUR face value..... :)
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mohib07
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Riya
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sardaron ki to wah wah shamat aai rehti hai her waqt !
nice sharing!
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Aatish345
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Frog:::::::::Sardar ka damagh naheen hotaaa
Sardar::::::Hota hai
Frog:::::::::Nahn Hota --- Nahi Hota----Nahi hota ( and jumps in water)
Sardar::::::Lay Das..............eday vich Khudkhushi karen de keri gal si....
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Aatish345
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Frog:::::::::Sardar ka damagh naheen hotaaa
Sardar::::::Hota hai
Frog:::::::::Nahn Hota --- Nahi Hota----Nahi hota ( and jumps in water)
Sardar::::::Lay Das..............eday vich Khudkhushi karen de keri gal si....
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DreamzZ
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LOL
Funny
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amber ali
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DreamzZ
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Aatish345
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paglihoon
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nice sharing..........
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amber ali
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