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Sardar' s Attack

 
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ash riz
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Sardar' s Attack
Sardar' s Attack





Sardar's Last Painting




Now the ultimate one:::::::::

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How does a Sardar copy MS Word Document?





Wed Apr 30, 2008 3:12 pm View user's profile Send private message
reehab
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Doctor patient k peche bhag raha tha.

Ek admi NE pocha kya hua?

Doctor: 4 baar aisa he hua hai sala brain ka opreation karwane aata hai aur baal katwa k chala jata hai.



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Ek sardar roz apne kitchen main jata, sugar box kholta aur band kar deta,

Why?

Because Dr. NE Jo kaha tha k apni sugar roz check karna.



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Sardar: yar kal main bathroom gaya to wahan sher tha,

2nd sardar: hain phir tum NE kya kiya?

1st: kuch nahi main NE sher se kaha aap kar lo meri to nikal gai hai.



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Pathan girl friend ko ghar Le gaya,

Sab darwaze khirkiyan band kardin,

Parde gira diye light off kar k us k pass aya aur kaha : dekho humara watch main light jalta hai.



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Serenity
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i didnt understand the first picture at first, but then i understood..hehe...bechare sardar..mission incomplete Laughing

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Fri May 02, 2008 4:09 pm View user's profile Send private message
Hollow
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HAHAHAH sardar Reply with quote
I don't know that why the Sardar ji always being stupid or just did because he want to make other people laugh ? I mean I always heard about Pathan and Sardar Jokes. You guys don't know other jokes ? But anyway Good joke Razz Keep it up guys.
Fri May 02, 2008 4:55 pm View user's profile Send private message
inayat khan qazi
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Let me give U A Joke about punjabi.Because you have said not about Pattan or Sardar.In this joke Pattan is playing a secondry role.PS.Ihave to mention all Sardar,s are also punjabi,s.It is only a twist of tongue otherwise we all respect each others it is only for a fun sake.

A Pattan sittin on the river bank,looking towards water & counting loudly 39--39--39.A Punjabi was going by,got irritated & ask are you insane what is going on? Pattan replied look here in the river,he came near Pattan lookin into river.Pattan pushed him into river with thrust of a kick & start counting 40--40-- 40.
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memehak
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Smile Smile Smile Smile phle bhi sona hy

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urfi67
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laughter is best medicine
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waqas116
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that was a good one

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anmul79
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very nice

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all r nice...

thnx for sharing guys...

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