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ash riz
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Joined: 18 Feb 2008 Posts: 154 Location: Vienna |
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Sardar' s Attack
Sardar's Last Painting
Now the ultimate one:::::::::
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How does a Sardar copy MS Word Document?

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| Wed Apr 30, 2008 3:12 pm |
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reehab
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Joined: 19 Mar 2008 Posts: 229 Location: KSA |
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Doctor patient k peche bhag raha tha.
Ek admi NE pocha kya hua?
Doctor: 4 baar aisa he hua hai sala brain ka opreation karwane aata hai aur baal katwa k chala jata hai.
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Ek sardar roz apne kitchen main jata, sugar box kholta aur band kar deta,
Why?
Because Dr. NE Jo kaha tha k apni sugar roz check karna.
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Sardar: yar kal main bathroom gaya to wahan sher tha,
2nd sardar: hain phir tum NE kya kiya?
1st: kuch nahi main NE sher se kaha aap kar lo meri to nikal gai hai.
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Pathan girl friend ko ghar Le gaya,
Sab darwaze khirkiyan band kardin,
Parde gira diye light off kar k us k pass aya aur kaha : dekho humara watch main light jalta hai.
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| Fri May 02, 2008 2:14 am |
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Serenity
Senior Member Pakistani


Joined: 09 Dec 2007 Posts: 535 Location: Norway |
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i didnt understand the first picture at first, but then i understood..hehe...bechare sardar..mission incomplete 
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| Fri May 02, 2008 4:09 pm |
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Hollow
Senior Member Pakistani

Joined: 30 Nov 2007 Posts: 824
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| HAHAHAH sardar |
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I don't know that why the Sardar ji always being stupid or just did because he want to make other people laugh ? I mean I always heard about Pathan and Sardar Jokes. You guys don't know other jokes ? But anyway Good joke Keep it up guys.
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| Fri May 02, 2008 4:55 pm |
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inayat khan qazi
Most Sensible Member


Joined: 03 Apr 2008 Posts: 1697 Location: 55743 idar-oberstein Germany |
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Let me give U A Joke about punjabi.Because you have said not about Pattan or Sardar.In this joke Pattan is playing a secondry role.PS.Ihave to mention all Sardar,s are also punjabi,s.It is only a twist of tongue otherwise we all respect each others it is only for a fun sake.
A Pattan sittin on the river bank,looking towards water & counting loudly 39--39--39.A Punjabi was going by,got irritated & ask are you insane what is going on? Pattan replied look here in the river,he came near Pattan lookin into river.Pattan pushed him into river with thrust of a kick & start counting 40--40-- 40.
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| Sun May 04, 2008 3:21 pm |
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memehak
Senior Member Pakistani


Joined: 05 May 2008 Posts: 646
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phle bhi sona hy
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| Tue May 06, 2008 8:57 pm |
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urfi67
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Joined: 25 Apr 2008 Posts: 1887
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laughter is best medicine
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| Wed May 07, 2008 10:21 am |
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waqas116
Pak Newbie
Joined: 19 Feb 2008 Posts: 10 Location: ISLAMABAD |
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that was a good one
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| Wed May 07, 2008 10:56 am |
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anmul79
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Joined: 11 Nov 2007 Posts: 97 Location: UK, Scotland |
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very nice
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| Thu May 08, 2008 2:06 am |
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Salvation
Pak Newbie
Joined: 13 May 2008 Posts: 12 Location: Shakardara |
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| Wed May 14, 2008 3:00 am |
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Anni Ali
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Joined: 25 Jan 2008 Posts: 6741
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all r nice...
thnx for sharing guys...
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| Wed May 14, 2008 3:55 am |
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