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Riya
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Joined: 05 May 2007
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i'm d best
i can prove it
i can c the tea in tea cup
can u c the world in world cup?
i can send my address 2 ur mobile
can u send ur mobile 2 my address??
Jab subha jago to kalma-e-tayyeba padho
Jab pani pine lago to Bismillah padho
Jab muje dekho to Masha Allah padho
Jab aaena dekho to Lahol Wala Quwwat padho
police ko aik body mili hai
kalay daant hain
ghonslay jaysay baal hain
dimag nahi hai
paon ultey hain
mujhay tumhari fiker ho rahi hai
zara bell to maro.!
Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun 'Sa Law' kehta hai?
7 peer 7 chatai per dhyaan lagakar baithe the.
ek Aadmi aata hai aur sabse buzrug peer ko salam kar k poochta hai ...? peer sb larki nahi pat rahi hai.. kya Karu...? ?
Woh peer sabse chhote peer ko pukarta hai...aur kehtaa hai
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" chhotu ek aur chatai laga de beta. ... "
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| Wed Dec 19, 2007 5:39 pm |
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Riya
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Luv and Saala are going to a village & in between comes A well. Luv falls into
the well. Why???
Because Luv (love) is blind !!!!!
Now , Saala also jumps inside. Why??
Because Luv ke liye saala kuch bhi karega!!!!
Welcome 2
www.love.com
type password
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ap ki pyar karne ki
umer guzar chuki
hai plz!!!!!
try
www.roza.namaaz.com
abhi to dosti ki hai
waqt aany pr dosti ka farz b nibhayen ge
dil p pathar rakh k 1 din hum khud
tumhein "Mental Hospital"
chor ayenge
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| Wed Dec 19, 2007 5:41 pm |
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Riya
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Aapki 5 khubian...
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Agar zindagi may koi acha kaam kia hota
to yeh jaga khali na hoti
tere mera jor v kee.. me ik kisan da puttr.. tu kisi afsar di tee,. me khokhe te sigrat phookan..tu PC vich chaa pee.. tera mera jor v kee.. me ik shirt nu tou tou pavan.. tere soot pnji tee..tera mera jor v kee.. me mr mr B.A kita.. tu cmputr wich M.S.C.. tera mera jor v kee..tere piche sohne munde.. sade piche C.I.D.. tera mera jor v kee.. tere naaz nakhre nalon.. saanu changi chachi di tee.....
ek dost dosre dost se: yaar mein tumahare lya
africa se ek bander la raha tha lekin wo raste mein hi bhag gya,
tumahari tarah buhat chalak tha wo,
dosra dost:tum jo aa gye ho mere lya yehi buhat khusi ki baat hai
Khidki se dekha to raastey pe koi nahin tha,
Khidki se dekha to raastey pe koi nahin tha,
Raaste pe jaake dekha to khidki pe koi nahi tha.
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| Wed Dec 19, 2007 5:43 pm |
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Riya
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Aik sardaar pani pi raha tha...
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Ab kiya Sardaar pani bhi nahin pi sakta!!!
Is main bhi joke chahiyye tumhein...???
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| Wed Dec 19, 2007 5:45 pm |
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Riya
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suraj howa Madham,
Chand b Chalne laga,
Main tehra raha Zamin Hilne Lage,
Sajna kya ye mera Pehla Pehla Piyar Hai???????
Nalayak,Yeh Piyar Nahin,
EARTHQUAKE Hai
Dark were those days, without your sight.
When I was in darkness, you gave me light.
You gave me strength to make life bright.
Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT
Yash Johar is producing a new film & is searching 4 new talent. I've suggested ur name. Pls go & meet him. The movie's name is "AKKAL HO NA HO"
Aaj kal mann kar raha hai ki main...
tumhe..
kabhi bhi mauka dekh kar..
sabke samne...
ek...
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ki
kis
kiss
kissa sunau islami wala
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| Wed Dec 19, 2007 5:48 pm |
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Riya
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Posts: 7017
Location: Islamabad |
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if
u
need
ADVICE
MSG ME
if
u
need
a FRIEND
CALL ME
if
u
need
HELP
E-MAIL ME
if
u
need
MONEY
The number u dailed is not in service pls don't try again
It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam.
Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees.
SAY NO TO EXAMS
A Couple- Before marriage Mad for each other,
After marriage Made for each other,
In future Mad because of each other.....!!!
Medical Shayari When you breathe,
you respire! Wah Wah!
When you breathe, you respire! Wah Wah!
When you don't breathe, you expire! Wah Wah, kya baat hai!
Two birds sitting on a tree.
A shikari came & shot 1 of them.
The other fly away.....why?
saala POLICE aur witness ke chaker me kaun padega !
Bhago
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