Quotes! I Love Them

Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes. Rolling Eyes

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The perfect computer has been developed. You just feed in your problems and they never come out again. Rolling Eyes

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What is an astronaut's favorite key on a computer keyboard? The space bar. Rolling Eyes

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	Green Eyes wrote:
	What is an astronaut's favorite key on a computer keyboard? The space bar.

A good one sir Very Happy

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"There is no power on earth that can undo Pakistan." Mohammad Ali Jinnah

Socrates was said to hold knowledge in high esteem.

One day an acquaintance met the great philosopher and said, "Socrates, do
you know what I just heard about your friend?"

"Pause a moment," Socrates replied. "Before telling me anything I'd like you
to pass a little test. It's called the Triple Filter Test."

"Triple filter?"

"That's right," Socrates continued. "Before you talk to me about my friend,
it might be a good idea to take a moment and filter what you're going to
say.

The first filter is Truth. Have you made absolutely sure that what you are
about to tell me is true?"

"No," the man said, "actually just heard about it and..."

"All right," said Socrates. "So you don't really know if it's true or not.

Now let's try the second filter, the filter of Goodness. Is what you are
about to tell me about my friend something good?"

"No, on the contrary..."

"So," Socrates continued, "you want to tell me something bad about him, but
you're not certain it's true. You may still pass the test though, because
there's one filter left: the filter of Usefulness. Is what you want to tell
me about my friend going to be useful to me?"

"No, not really."

"Well," concluded Socrates, "if what you want to tell me is neither true nor
good nor even useful, why tell it to me at all?"

This is why Socrates was a great philosopher and held in such high esteem.
Rolling Eyes

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If at first you don't succeed...

Don't Try Skydiving!
Rolling Eyes

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	Green Eyes wrote:
	Friendship... is not something you learn in school. But if you haven't learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven't learned anything. Muhammad Ali

very nice and true

thanx

HOW TO KNOW YOUR GROWING OLDER:

1. Everything hurts, and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work.
2. Your little black book contains only names ending in M.D.
3. You get winded playing chess.
4. You're still chasing women, but don't remember why.
5. You look forward to a dull evening.
6. You turn out the light for economic rather then romantic
reasons.
7. You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going.
8. Your knees buckle and your belt won't.
9. Dailing long distance wears you out.
10. Your back goes out more than you do.
11. Your pacemaker makes the garage door go up when you watch a
pretty girl go by.
12. You sink youe teeth into a steak and they stay there.
13. A fortune teller offers to read your face.
14. You got to much room in the house and not enough in the medicine
cabinet.
15. Your children look middle aged.
16. You regret all those mistakes resisting temptation.
17. You know all the answers, but nobody asks you the questions. Rolling Eyes

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Waooo, Green Eyes, Bundle of Nice post.

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(((**A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes**))

People seldom become famous for what they say until after they are famous for what they've done.

Cullen Hightower
Rolling Eyes

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It is not fair to ask of others what you are unwilling to do yourself.

Eleanor Roosevelt (1884 - 1962).
Rolling Eyes

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Always remember others may hate you but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself.

Richard M. Nixon (1913 - 1994), in his White House farewell
Rolling Eyes

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When you have given nothing, ask for nothing.

Albanian Proverb
Rolling Eyes

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Force is all-conquering, but its victories are short-lived.

Abraham Lincoln (1809 - 1865)
Rolling Eyes

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Worry a little bit every day and in a lifetime you will lose a couple of years. If something is wrong, fix it if you can. But train yourself not to worry. Worry never fixes anything.

Mary Hemingway

Rolling Eyes

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success is counted sweetest for those who never succesede

Keep true to the dreams of thy youth.

Friedrich von Schiller (1759 - 1805) Rolling Eyes

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I haven't read them all.. But hey, nice collection of quotes..

Keep it up..

I love to read quotes.. Hehe ..

"Science without religion is lame. Religion without science is blind."
- Albert Einstein

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Yun To Duniya Dekhne Mein Kis Qadar Khush Rang Thi,
Qabar Mein Jaate Hi Duniya Ki Haqeeqat Khul Gayi ..

Great efforts brother. keep it up

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(((**A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes**))