Quotes! I Love Them

Men are like bank accounts.
Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.

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You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'. -Homer Simpson

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Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

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Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable.

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Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

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What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?

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"Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway." - Joey Adams

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I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them. - George Bush

I am sure most of them are humanitarians
Rolling Eyes

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There are three sides of an arguement -- your side, my side and the right side.

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"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures." -George W. Bush

Wish you ever had some better books
Evil or Very Mad

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I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers. Rolling Eyes

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There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. Rolling Eyes

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The road to success is always under construction. Rolling Eyes

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In God we trust; all others must pay cash. Rolling Eyes

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	Green Eyes wrote:
	Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

Great Quote.

Beat the Best, to be the Best

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All in the favour of gun control raise your right hand.

Very nice, all quotes are good.

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Salam Pakistan,

Pak People
Love Pakistan, Love PTV, Love Lollywood, Love Pakistani dramas, films, radio, music and songs, Love Pakistani Products

	Shazia wrote:
	Very nice, all quotes are good.

Thx Shazia

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"When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her."
Sacha Guitry. Rolling Eyes

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"Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife."
Groucho Marx Rolling Eyes

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"My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher."
Socrates. Rolling Eyes

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"The General was essentially a man of peace, except of course in his domestic affairs."
Oscar Wilde Rolling Eyes

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"My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe."
Jimmy Durante.
Rolling Eyes

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“I wanna be there when your world is crashing down...I wanna be there when they tell you lies...and when you're feeling like you don't belong. Gonna be your friend. Gonna be there 'till the end.”
Rolling Eyes

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"The secret of success is consistency of purpose."
- Benjamin Disraeli
Rolling Eyes

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