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KAMRAN KHALIL
Senior Member Pakistani
Joined: 14 Jul 2009
Posts: 810
Location: MULTAN |
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Sardar: Aao Race Lagatay hain, Jo haara woh ek hazaar rupay dega.
Pathan: Lekin Mujhe Rasta nahi Maloom.
Sardar: Bus Tum meray peechay peechay aatay rehna.
Pathan: Thanks Yara..
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| Fri Jul 24, 2009 10:00 am |
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KAMRAN KHALIL
Senior Member Pakistani
Joined: 14 Jul 2009
Posts: 810
Location: MULTAN |
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A boy 2 pathan: Mai agar chahon to tamam Pathano ko Jannat se nikal kar Jahanum main la sakta hoon.
Pathan: Kaise?
Boy: Main Jahanum mai Naswar ka dukan kholon ga.
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| Fri Jul 24, 2009 10:00 am |
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KAMRAN KHALIL
Senior Member Pakistani
Joined: 14 Jul 2009
Posts: 810
Location: MULTAN |
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Sardar to Pathan: Batti te Batti kintay honday?
Pathan: Very simple Do Battian.
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KAMRAN KHALIL
Senior Member Pakistani
Joined: 14 Jul 2009
Posts: 810
Location: MULTAN |
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Pathan: Bhai sahab 1 kala bulb dena.
Storekeeper: Aap kaley bulb ka kia karainge?
Pathan: Dopaher me soney k liye andhera karna hai
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KAMRAN KHALIL
Senior Member Pakistani
Joined: 14 Jul 2009
Posts: 810
Location: MULTAN |
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Pathan raat ko Machardani laga kar
so raha tha:
Achanak ek Jugnoo aa nikla.
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Pathan: Lo ye khocha machar humko
Torch le kar dondh raha hai.
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KAMRAN KHALIL
Senior Member Pakistani
Joined: 14 Jul 2009
Posts: 810
Location: MULTAN |
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Ek Phatan bank lootne gaya wahan gun dikha kar sara Paisa loot liya.
Per us k hath kuch nahi aaya.
Kyon?
Q k sare paise usne manager ko diye aur kaha: "Sare paise mere account mein jama kar do."
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| Fri Jul 24, 2009 10:02 am |
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KAMRAN KHALIL
Senior Member Pakistani
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Posts: 810
Location: MULTAN |
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Pathan to Friend: Yara aaj hum ne ek aesa zabardst sweet Dish banaya tum khush hojaye gi.
Friend: O khan sahab kya banaya hai?
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Pathan: Naswar Gosht.
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| Fri Jul 24, 2009 10:03 am |
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Arousha
Full PK Member
Joined: 19 Mar 2009
Posts: 265
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hahahha
soo funny
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Sweetimdad
Full PK Member
Joined: 22 Jun 2009
Posts: 455
Location: Pakistan. |
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| BUJI HUI CIAGRATE |
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1 Punjabi buji hue ciagrate p rha tha
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Pathan ne pocha ye Kaise p rhe ho
Dhuwan to nikal nhi rha.
Punjabi bola: Pagal cigrate CNG pe hy.
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Sweetimdad
Full PK Member
Joined: 22 Jun 2009
Posts: 455
Location: Pakistan. |
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Aik dafa 1 Pathan cycle par gungunathe jaa raha tha ,Raasthay may us nay 1 Punjabi aurath ko cycle se maar diya.
Aurath : Andhay ho kia break nahin maar sakthay?
Pathan : Poora cycle maar diya ab break maarnay se kiya fayedaa.
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Sweetimdad
Full PK Member
Joined: 22 Jun 2009
Posts: 455
Location: Pakistan. |
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Pathan: Es saal rozay rakho gy?
Punjabi: Nai yar.
Pathan: or travi parote?
Punjabi: Mushkil hy.
Pathan: Or Aftari karogy?
Punjabi: Aho! Hun innay vi kafir nai.
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Sweetimdad
Full PK Member
Joined: 22 Jun 2009
Posts: 455
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Ek Pathan Molvi ki shadi panjaban se hui.
uski bivi paas aana gunah samajhti thi Molvi ne kaha,
paas aanay se 1 Kafir maarnay ka swab hota hay
bivi maan gai, Bohat maza aya,
Kuch deir baad boli: suno!1 or kafir maar lein.
Wo ready ho geya.
Kuch deir baad phir,phir,phir...
Molvi:Bus ker de ab tou momin bhi shaheed hone wala hay.
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blue Xhark
5 Star Member
Joined: 16 Nov 2008
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haha funny...
Bicharey pathan
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me.1st
Junior PK Member
Joined: 06 Nov 2009
Posts: 70
Location: Faisalabad |
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hahahhahaha
What a nice joke
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| Sat Nov 07, 2009 12:13 pm |
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ZSCA
Full PK Member
Joined: 24 Oct 2009
Posts: 484
Location: PAKISTAN |
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| PLEASE READ |
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HAM LOG PATHANO KA MAZAK URATE HAIN.... BINA SOCHEY SAMJHAY....... 
A GANG OF (I am bloody) INDIANS RAW AGENTS HAS BEEN IN KARACHI WHICH IS INVOLVED IN ANTI-PAKISTAN ACTIVITIES AND ONE OF THEIR ACTIVITIES IS PRODUCE 500 DISGRACEFUL SMS JOKES ON PATHANS DAILY.OUR ENEMIES WANT TO DIVIDE US.LION HEART PATHANS R OUR BROTHERS. EDIT THE WORD PATHAN WITH INDIAN SARDAR IN ALL JOKES PRESENT IN UR POSTS AND ALSO IN UR INBOX.....
DON'T FORGET ONE OF THE MAIN REASON OF SEPARATION OF EAST PAKISTAN WAS HUMILIATING AND DISGRACING BANGALIES......
DO IT AND ALSO TELL THE OTHERS IF U WANT TO SEE PAKISTAN UNITED..........
PAKISTAN ZINDABAD.....
PAKISTAN PAINDABAD
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I WOULD LIKE TO MARTYRE IN GHAZWAE HIND,
MERE ALLAH NE MUJHEY BUHAT KUCH DIYA HAI....,
AGAR MUJHEY APNI OQAAT KE BRABAR MILTA TOU KUCH NA MILTA....!
BRASSTACKS |
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ZSCA
Full PK Member
Joined: 24 Oct 2009
Posts: 484
Location: PAKISTAN |
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GEO PATHAN
FOR THOSE WHO SAY PATHANS R FOOLS, LETS SEE
(1) A FOOL CAN'T MAKE AN ATOMIS BOMB----- Dr QADEER KHAN DID IT
(2) A FOOL CAN'T BE A LEADING CAPTIN WHO WIN WORLD CUP 1992 ---IMRAN KHAN DID IT
(3) A FOOL CAN'T BE A LEADING CAPTIN WHO WIN T20 WORLD CUP---- YONIS KHAN DID IT
(4) A FOOL CAN'T FLY A JET..... SABA KHAN DID IT..... FIRST FEMALE PILOT IN PAK AIR FORCE
(5) A FOOL CAN'T B A SQUASH CHAMPION...... JAHANGIR KHAN DID IT
(6) A FOOL CAN'T WIN NISHAN-E-HAIDER-- COL. SHER KHAN SHAHEED DID IT
DO U STILL BELIEVE THEY R FOOLS? BELIEVE IN REALITIES NOT IN JOKES...!
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I WOULD LIKE TO MARTYRE IN GHAZWAE HIND,
MERE ALLAH NE MUJHEY BUHAT KUCH DIYA HAI....,
AGAR MUJHEY APNI OQAAT KE BRABAR MILTA TOU KUCH NA MILTA....!
BRASSTACKS |
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aymu
Senior Proud Pakistani
Joined: 14 Apr 2008
Posts: 1402
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Naming persons or community in jokes should be avoided as it hurts. We should all avoid such jokes.
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| Sun Nov 08, 2009 9:59 pm |
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littlebee
Pak Newbie
Joined: 09 Nov 2009
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Very funny Jokes 
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Z.S.KHAN
Junior PK Member
Joined: 03 Nov 2009
Posts: 65
Location: KARACHI |
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HAM LOG PATHANO KA MAZAK URATE HAIN.... BINA SOCHEY SAMJHAY.......
A GANG OF (I am (I am bloody)) INDIANS RAW AGENTS HAS BEEN IN KARACHI WHICH IS INVOLVED IN ANTI-PAKISTAN ACTIVITIES AND ONE OF THEIR ACTIVITIES IS PRODUCE 500 DISGRACEFUL SMS JOKES ON PATHANS DAILY.OUR ENEMIES WANT TO DIVIDE US.LION HEART PATHANS R OUR BROTHERS. EDIT THE WORD PATHAN WITH INDIAN SARDAR IN ALL JOKES PRESENT IN UR POSTS AND ALSO IN UR INBOX.....
DON'T FORGET ONE OF THE MAIN REASON OF SEPARATION OF EAST PAKISTAN WAS HUMILIATING AND DISGRACING BANGALIES......
DO IT AND ALSO TELL THE OTHERS IF U WANT TO SEE PAKISTAN UNITED..........
PAKISTAN ZINDABAD.....
PAKISTAN PAINDABAD
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yes agree with u zsca.....
we must not forget the history
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SHER KI 1 DAY KI ZINDAGI,
GEEDAR KI 100 YEARS KI LIFE
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Sweetimdad
Full PK Member
Joined: 22 Jun 2009
Posts: 455
Location: Pakistan. |
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Ek Pathan PCO shop pr gaya.
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Or
Punjabi Operator ko
Zordar
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Thappar lagaye
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Guess Q
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Bcz
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Shop pr likha
Tha
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Number milane c pehly
2 lagana
Mat bholain.
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Xtive
5 Star Member
Joined: 28 Nov 2009
Posts: 4383
Location: KaRaChI |
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HAM LOG PATHANO KA MAZAK URATE HAIN.... BINA SOCHEY SAMJHAY.......
A GANG OF (I am (I am bloody)) INDIANS RAW AGENTS HAS BEEN IN KARACHI WHICH IS INVOLVED IN ANTI-PAKISTAN ACTIVITIES AND ONE OF THEIR ACTIVITIES IS PRODUCE 500 DISGRACEFUL SMS JOKES ON PATHANS DAILY.OUR ENEMIES WANT TO DIVIDE US.LION HEART PATHANS R OUR BROTHERS. EDIT THE WORD PATHAN WITH INDIAN SARDAR IN ALL JOKES PRESENT IN UR POSTS AND ALSO IN UR INBOX.....
DON'T FORGET ONE OF THE MAIN REASON OF SEPARATION OF EAST PAKISTAN WAS HUMILIATING AND DISGRACING BANGALIES......
DO IT AND ALSO TELL THE OTHERS IF U WANT TO SEE PAKISTAN UNITED..........
PAKISTAN ZINDABAD.....
PAKISTAN PAINDABAD
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ZSCA you said ryt Bro!!
we salut pathans!! tey have a remarkable history of therie bravness & sincerity!!
Pathan Zindabad!!
plzzz stop this topic to hurt our brothers
there are so many other thing entertain us!!
Pleeeeeeeeeeeeejjjj
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Sweetimdad
Full PK Member
Joined: 22 Jun 2009
Posts: 455
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Punjabi Bank me 500 ka note jama karny gaya!
Banker: Ye note to nakli hai!
Punjabi: Oh, my God is ka matlb hai wo Pathan meri
Free me Gaand mar gaya.
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waleednadan
Senior Member Pakistani
Joined: 14 Mar 2010
Posts: 690
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Thum logon ko maza aya hoga likh ke magar hamara Dil dukha hai parkar
kionke kisi ko hasin mazaq ka nishana banana bewaqoofon ka kam hai
jiski misal thum logon ne apne aap di hai
Thu.. lakh lanath ho thum sab jaise logon par
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