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Bisma Anwar
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Joined: 21 Dec 2010
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Pathan: Wo jo table pe admi betha hai us se hamara dushmni hai
Frnd: Table pe to 4 admi hain
Khan: Wo jis ki mochen hain
Frnd: Mochen to sub ki hain
Khan: Wo jis k sufaid kapre hn
Frnd: Wo to sb k hi hn
khan ne gusse me pistol nikala or 3 admion ko mar kr bola
Wo jo reh geya he wo hmara dushman hy:-)
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| Thu Dec 23, 2010 9:58 pm |
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Bisma Anwar
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Joined: 21 Dec 2010
Posts: 122
Location: lahore |
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Pathan Darakht Pe Charha
To Upar Bandar Ne Pocha:
Upar Q Aye?
Pathan: Amrood Khane.
Bandar: Abe Yeh To Aam Ka Darakht Hai.
Pathan:
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Hum Amrood Sath Laya Hai.
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| Thu Dec 23, 2010 9:59 pm |
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Bisma Anwar
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Posts: 122
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Pathan proposed a Girl:
Kutta mar geya Razai main,
Main Pagal hoon teri judai main.
Gobar pe machar baith nahi sakta,
Pathan terey bin reh nahi sakta.
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| Thu Dec 23, 2010 9:59 pm |
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Bisma Anwar
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Posts: 122
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1st Pathan: Woh Ladki Kitni Sundar Hai!
2nd Pathan: Mujhe Uska Naam Pata Hai.
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1st Pathan: Kya Naam Hai Uska?
2nd Pathan: Woh Bank Mein Kaam Karti Hai, Uske Counter Ke Upar Uska Naam Likha Tha “CHAALOO KHAATA”.
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| Thu Dec 23, 2010 9:59 pm |
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Bisma Anwar
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Posts: 122
Location: lahore |
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Pathan: Main Ek Baar Jungle Mein Susu Karne Gaya Toh Waha Per Sher Tha.
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Sardar: Phir Kya Hua?
Pathan: Maine Sher Se Kaha, Pehle Tum Karlo, Mera Toh Ho Gaya Hai. =P
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| Thu Dec 23, 2010 10:00 pm |
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Bisma Anwar
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Joined: 21 Dec 2010
Posts: 122
Location: lahore |
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Pathan BLOOD Ke Bare Mein Book Parh Raha Tha
Wife: Aaj Yeh Book Kyu Parh Rahe Ho Ji?
Pathan: Mujhe Doctor Ne Kaha Hai Ke Kal Mera BLOOD Test Hai Is Liye Test Ki Tayari Kar Raha Hoon.
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| Thu Dec 23, 2010 10:00 pm |
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Bisma Anwar
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Joined: 21 Dec 2010
Posts: 122
Location: lahore |
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Ek Pathan SCHEME Wali Bottle ka Dhakan
Baar Baar Khol Kar Dekh Raha Tha.
Kisi Ne Pucha: Kya Hua?
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Pathan: Khocha Dhakkan Main Likha Hai Try Again. =P
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| Thu Dec 23, 2010 10:00 pm |
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ali_akash4
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Joined: 15 Aug 2009
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hahaaha... funny
per inhi lateefoan ki wajha se hamara aik pathan friend aub hum se baat nahi kerta 
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| Thu Dec 23, 2010 10:01 pm |
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Bisma Anwar
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Joined: 21 Dec 2010
Posts: 122
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Ek Pathan Cycle Ka Break
Haath Me Lekar Naach Raha Tha ,
2nd Khan,"O Kocha Ye Kya Karta Hai..?"
Pathan...
'BREAK DANCE'.
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| Thu Dec 23, 2010 10:01 pm |
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Bisma Anwar
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Joined: 21 Dec 2010
Posts: 122
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1 ADMI Hospital Me Ro Raha Tha
PATHAN: Kyun Ro Rahe Ho?
ADMI: Blood Test Karwana Hai UNGLI KATNI Paregi.
PATHAN Bhi Rone Laga
Or
Bola Maine To PISHAB TEST Karwana Hai.
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| Thu Dec 23, 2010 10:01 pm |
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Bisma Anwar
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Posts: 122
Location: lahore |
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Teacher 2 Pathan:
Jis Aadmi Ko Sunai Na De Usy English Main Kya Kahain Ge?
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Pathan: Jo Marzi Keh Do..
Usko Konsa Kuch Sunai Dega...=D
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| Thu Dec 23, 2010 10:01 pm |
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Bisma Anwar
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Joined: 21 Dec 2010
Posts: 122
Location: lahore |
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Ek Pathan T.V Par Bomb Rakh Kar
Pakistan Ka Semi Final Dekh Raha Tha
B.V Na Pocha K Ya Bomb Kis Liya
Pathan: Agar Ya Haar Gaye To Puri Team Ko Bomb Sa Ura Do Ga
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| Thu Dec 23, 2010 10:02 pm |
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ali_akash4
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Joined: 15 Aug 2009
Posts: 11888
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Pathan Darakht Pe Charha
To Upar Bandar Ne Pocha:
Upar Q Aye?
Pathan: Amrood Khane.
Bandar: Abe Yeh To Aam Ka Darakht Hai.
Pathan:
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Hum Amrood Sath Laya Hai. |
bara zaheen pathan tha:-)
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Bisma Anwar
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Joined: 21 Dec 2010
Posts: 122
Location: lahore |
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Pessenger :
Agr Sub Trains Late Hon To Time Table Ka Kya Faida ?
Phatan :
Agr Sb Trains Waqt Per Hon To Waiting Room Ka Kya Faida . .
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| Thu Dec 23, 2010 10:02 pm |
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Bisma Anwar
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Joined: 21 Dec 2010
Posts: 122
Location: lahore |
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Doctor Pathan K Bachhey Ko Dekh Kar Bola Bohat Khubsurat Hy! Kitney Maah Ka Hy?
Pathan Gussey Me Bola:
O pagal ka bachha Ek Hi Maa Ka Hy!
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| Thu Dec 23, 2010 10:02 pm |
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ali_akash4
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1st Pathan: Woh Ladki Kitni Sundar Hai!
2nd Pathan: Mujhe Uska Naam Pata Hai.
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1st Pathan: Kya Naam Hai Uska?
2nd Pathan: Woh Bank Mein Kaam Karti Hai, Uske Counter Ke Upar Uska Naam Likha Tha “CHAALOO KHAATA”. |
yeah pathan ka lateefa tha ya lerkion ka
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| Thu Dec 23, 2010 10:03 pm |
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Bisma Anwar
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Posts: 122
Location: lahore |
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Doctor Pathan K Bachhey Ko Dekh Kar Bola Bohat Khubsurat Hy! Kitney Maah Ka Hy?
Pathan Gussey Me Bola:
O pagal ka bachha Ek Hi Maa Ka Hy!
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| Thu Dec 23, 2010 10:06 pm |
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Bisma Anwar
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Posts: 122
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Bhikari Pathan Sy!
Mujhy Khaany Ko Kuch Mill Sakta Hai.
Pathan: Kal Ki Roti Kha Lo Gy?
bhikari: G Han Bilkul.
Pathan: Acha To Phir Kal Time Se Aa Jana... ;->
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| Thu Dec 23, 2010 10:06 pm |
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Bisma Anwar
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Joined: 21 Dec 2010
Posts: 122
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.!!Height Of Common Sense..!!
Teacher:
Jab Bijli Chamkti Hai To
Hum Ko Roshni Pehley Or
Awaz Baad Mein Q Aati Hai?
Pathan:
Q K Hmari Ankhein Agey Hain
Or Kaan Peechey..=P
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| Thu Dec 23, 2010 10:07 pm |
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Bisma Anwar
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Joined: 21 Dec 2010
Posts: 122
Location: lahore |
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Ek Pathan Ne Makhi K Par Kaat K Kaha
"Urr Ja..."
Jab Makhi Nahi Urri To Usney Kaha...
"Sabit Hota Hai K Makhi K Par Kaat
Diye Jaein To Wo "Behri" Ho Jati Hai..=P
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| Thu Dec 23, 2010 10:07 pm |
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Bisma Anwar
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Posts: 122
Location: lahore |
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Pathan Ne Maulana Ko Bohat Maara,
Kisi Ne Pocha Kyun Maara.
PATHAN: Ye Kehta He Tamam Muslman Jannat k Mazay Lenge,
Janat Hamara Bewi Ka Naam Hai...
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| Thu Dec 23, 2010 10:08 pm |
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Bisma Anwar
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Posts: 122
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2 Pathan Masjid Me Namaz Parhne Gae
1st Pathan: Chalo Shukr Ha Jamat K Sath Namaz Parh Li.
2nd Pathan: Han Agar Wozu K Chakr Me Parte To Jamat Nikal Jati.
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| Thu Dec 23, 2010 10:08 pm |
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Bisma Anwar
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Joined: 21 Dec 2010
Posts: 122
Location: lahore |
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2 Brilliant MindS...!!!
Pathan & Sardar:
Pani Peeny Gaey To GlasS Ulta Para Tha
Sardar:
iSKa To Moo He Band Hy
Pathan:
Neechy Sy Bhi Toota Hua Hy.
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| Thu Dec 23, 2010 10:08 pm |
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Bisma Anwar
Full PK Member
Joined: 21 Dec 2010
Posts: 122
Location: lahore |
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2 Brilliant MindS...!!!
Pathan & Sardar:
Pani Peeny Gaey To GlasS Ulta Para Tha
Sardar:
iSKa To Moo He Band Hy
Pathan:
Neechy Sy Bhi Toota Hua Hy.
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| Thu Dec 23, 2010 10:09 pm |
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Bisma Anwar
Full PK Member
Joined: 21 Dec 2010
Posts: 122
Location: lahore |
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2 Brilliant MindS...!!!
Pathan & Sardar:
Pani Peeny Gaey To GlasS Ulta Para Tha
Sardar:
iSKa To Moo He Band Hy
Pathan:
Neechy Sy Bhi Toota Hua Hy.
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