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zain-ul-ahsan
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An older lady gets pulled over for speeding..........
Older Woman: "Is there a problem, Officer?"
Officer: "Ma'am, you were speeding."
Older Woman: "Oh, I see."
Officer: "Can I see your license please?"
Older Woman: "I'd give it to you but I don't have one."
Officer: "Don't have one? "
Older Woman: "Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving. "
Officer: "I see.......Can I see your vehicle registration papers please. "
Older Woman: "I can't do that. "
Officer: "Why not? "
Older Woman: "I stole this car. "
Officer: "Stole it? "
Older Woman: "Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner."
Officer: "You what? "
Older Woman: "His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see."
The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
Officer 2: "Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please!" The woman steps out of her vehicle.
Older woman: "Is there a problem sir?"
Officer 2: "One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner."
Older Woman: "Murdered the owner? "
Officer 2: "Yes, would you open the trunk of your car, please."
The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
Officer 2: "Is this your car, ma'am?"
Older Woman: "Yes, of course, here are the registration papers." The officer is quite stunned.
Officer 2: "One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license."
The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a driver's license and hands it to the officer.
The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
Officer 2: "Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner."
Older Woman: "Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too."
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jumakhan abdulkhaliq
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YE SAB PURANI KAHAWAT HAIN.   
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baba_1234
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thats quite cool..
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| Sat Oct 11, 2008 6:41 pm |
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jumakhan abdulkhaliq
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QESSA PURANI HO JAEY TO COOL HI HOTA HAI,MAGAR USMAIN JAN BAQI HOTI HAI. 
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inayat khan qazi
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Not cooler than our Jumma Khan.Logical & Philosophical answer to any question!!!
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jumakhan abdulkhaliq
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Not cooler than our Jumma Khan.Logical & Philosophical answer to any question!!! |
THANK YOU JENAB!!ES BANGLAEE MAIN CLASS DOOR DOOR HAIN HER CLASS MAIN FORAN NAHEEN PONCH SAKTA . TAB
TAK KOI MUJHEY (PM) NA LEKHEY. AB AAP NEY YAD KYA MAIN AA GYA. BOLO? KISS KO BOLD KARNA HAI.(OLD IS GOLD),
AUR AGAR ZOOR NA LAGEY TO BOLD!!!!!!!
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Hawk72505
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hahahaaa.
that was funny.
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suzuran1511
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realy old is gold
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arlatif
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Good one
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s0ul_mate1@yahoo.com
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ye Juma bhi to hum jese buddhon ko
old is gold keh ker bhi khush nahi hone
de ga,,, 
mundda jo hua abhi.... 
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ahmeed80
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good
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jumakhan abdulkhaliq
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BHAI!!!MAIN KISSI KA DUSHMAN NAHEEN
AGAR AAP APNA DIL SAFF RAKHO TOH NIND ACHHI AA AEY GI,
WISSEY MAIN DIL KA BURA NAHEEN!!!,AAZ MA KAR DIKHO.......
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ali61217
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koi shak nahi hai
he is great
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zain-ul-ahsan
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C i told u Old is alway Gold.....
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chahsanashraf
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Roomi719
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niceeeeeeeeeeee..................................
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amber ali
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C i told u Old is alway Gold..... |
OFCOURSE
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Aatish345
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Can Gold be Old????
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DreamzZ
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lool nice one 
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amber ali
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Can Gold be Old???? |
TUM BATAO
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Can Gold be Old???? |
TUM BATAO |
Paisy Lagain gey
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amber ali
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Can Gold be Old???? |
TUM BATAO |
Paisy Lagain gey |
KYA TUM LAGATI RAHI HO
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Riya
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Can Gold be Old???? |
TUM BATAO |
Paisy Lagain gey |
KYA TUM LAGATI RAHI HO |
o lay !
idher to gender hee change ho gaya
heheheh
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DreamzZ
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Can Gold be Old???? |
TUM BATAO |
Paisy Lagain gey |
KYA TUM LAGATI RAHI HO |
o lay !
idher to gender hee change ho gaya
heheheh |
ssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Riya
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Can Gold be Old???? |
TUM BATAO |
Paisy Lagain gey |
KYA TUM LAGATI RAHI HO |
o lay !
idher to gender hee change ho gaya
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bas bas ! ab rehnay dien
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