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DreamzZ
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appun jaise tappori s/w Engg. ko kya maalum...
saala programming kis chidiya kaa naam hai...
job submit karke apanaa timepass.........hota hai....
copy paste kaa kaam miltaa hai bass appun khush...!!!
fir yeh coding kaa lafdaa, locha, kaiko?
are kaiko ?
arre kaiko re?
fir ek din boleto appun ko kuch bada project mila.....
ya haaaaaaaaaa!!!!
saala appun ka khopdi chakkar kha gaya ....
computer ke saath dil saala takkar kha gayaa...!!!
appun ko lagaa appun kaa beda paar ho gaya...
boleto baap saala appun ko bhi kaam mil gaya...!!!
din bhar appun computer ke aagge...
koi lafdaa nahi, kuch nahi...
teen din naa PL(Project Leader) se ragda, na PM(Project Manager) se pangaa
bass choop chaap...
appun kaa bhidu log saala dar gaya...
bola kya be veeru, saala tu bhi programmer bann gaya...!!!
phir ek din appun ko kaam kartaa dekh pandey bola...
ye veeru bhai kya testlog bana rela hai baap...!!!
pandey ko pakdaa... bola idhar aa shahane tereko testlog seekhataa hai...
saale ko itnaa dhoyaa itnaa dhoyaa...
abhi tak thobdaa waakadaa hai ...
aur aaj tak uska testlog ke saath chattis kaa aakdaa hai...!!!
samzaa ...?
samzaa...?
samzaaa naa...?
(fir ...? fir kya huwa..?)
fir ek din appun ne testlog poora kar diya...
appun ne testing ko bhej diya...!!!
lagataa tha ab appun kaa kaam khatam ho gaya...!!!
par " exception report " me issues dekhake sala appun darr gaya...!!!
appun ke saamne PL ne mere form me bahut galtiyaa nikali...
aapun ke log ki poori waat laga dali....
appun udharich khadaa thaa...
par appun kuch nahi bola...
kaiko bolega?
kaiko...?
saala ek, ek kaam kiya thaa... usme bhi itne bugs...
par appun ek aansu nahi roya...
kaiko royega...?
kaiko..?
saala appunich yedaa thaa naa...!!!
agale din se phir wohi life chalu...
wohi mails forward karnaa, wohi messages, wohi template, wohi assignments...
saala itnaa mails forward kiya...itnaa mails forward kiya...
log samze mail server down hoyega...
bhoolne ka hai bhoolne ka hai par kya karega...!!!
training milke bhi jab kaam nahi miltaa hai...
haa thoda bore huwa, par chaltaa hai...
training milke bhi jab kaam nahi miltaa hai...
(phir ...? phir kya huwa..?)
fir ...?
fir kya...?
fir agale din appun ko aur ek bada project mila...!!!
shaappak...
saala appun ka khopdi phir chakkar kha gaya ....
computer ke saath dil saala phir takkar kha gayaa...!!!
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nice 
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Riya
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WOW !!! really excellent
Shappakkk !!!
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HAHAahahahhahaaaa 
hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaahahhaaaaa
GET OUT.............!  (DEAN)
kiya Re ShiyaaaanE..... 
Jiuce PiwanN Computer to he ich e appun ka 
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Riya
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HAHAahahahhahaaaa
hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaahahhaaaaa
GET OUT.............! (DEAN)
kiya Re ShiyaaaanE.....
Jiuce PiwanN Computer to he ich e appun ka |
hey sherane ! kiko shar pati kar re la ay
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hey sherane ! kiko shar pati kar re la ay |
Abay A........ IQBAL bhai bola to bola, kia.... 
popaTT me magaz mari mat kar.....
nahi to abhi k abhi kaan ke neeche chipka daloonga aik do....
kia samjha Mamooo....!
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saala appun ka khopdi phir chakkar kha gaya ....
computer ke saath dil saala phir takkar kha gayaa...!!!
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Riya
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saala appun ka khopdi phir chakkar kha gaya ....
computer ke saath dil saala phir takkar kha gayaa...!!! |
to dekh kar chalte na
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hainnnnnnnn....
yeh konsi zuban hay......... 
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hainnnnnnnn....
yeh konsi zuban hay......... |
hey shiyari kaiko maghaz mari kar reli hai
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Raishum
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hainnnnnnnn....
yeh konsi zuban hay......... |
hey shiyari kaiko maghaz mari kar reli hai |
yeh shiyari....kaun.....hay.....bolo na...yeh kiya ho giya hay tumhain......yeh kis ilaqe ki zuban
haan.....pishawer ki to nahi...... 
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Riya
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hainnnnnnnn....
yeh konsi zuban hay......... |
hey shiyari kaiko maghaz mari kar reli hai |
yeh shiyari....kaun.....hay.....bolo na...yeh kiya ho giya hay tumhain......yeh kis ilaqe ki zuban
haan.....pishawer ki to nahi...... |
hey shiyari phokhat main apun ka bheja kaiko kha reli hai
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Raishum
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hainnnnnnnn....
yeh konsi zuban hay......... |
hey shiyari kaiko maghaz mari kar reli hai |
yeh shiyari....kaun.....hay.....bolo na...yeh kiya ho giya hay tumhain......yeh kis ilaqe ki zuban
haan.....pishawer ki to nahi...... |
hey shiyari phokhat main apun ka bheja kaiko kha reli hai |
hainnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn........................................................................ gayee kaam se....
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DreamzZ
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saala appun ka khopdi phir chakkar kha gaya ....
computer ke saath dil saala phir takkar kha gayaa...!!! |
to dekh kar chalte na |
Andaa bee khain dehk kar chal sakta hey ??  
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Riya
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hainnnnnnnn....
yeh konsi zuban hay......... |
hey shiyari kaiko maghaz mari kar reli hai |
yeh shiyari....kaun.....hay.....bolo na...yeh kiya ho giya hay tumhain......yeh kis ilaqe ki zuban
haan.....pishawer ki to nahi...... |
hey shiyari phokhat main apun ka bheja kaiko kha reli hai |
hainnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn........................................................................ gayee kaam se.... |
hey shiyari chal satak lay
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Raishum
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hainnnnnnnn....
yeh konsi zuban hay......... |
hey shiyari kaiko maghaz mari kar reli hai |
yeh shiyari....kaun.....hay.....bolo na...yeh kiya ho giya hay tumhain......yeh kis ilaqe ki zuban
haan.....pishawer ki to nahi...... |
hey shiyari phokhat main apun ka bheja kaiko kha reli hai |
hainnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn........................................................................ gayee kaam se.... |
hey shiyari chal satak lay |
meaning batao.....phhir hi jawab de sakti hoon...........waise ta`reef ker rehi ho ya..........
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iqbal
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aray Raisham G popaT mein magaz mari kaye ko kar relayi A....?
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Raishum
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aray Raisham G popaT mein magaz mari kaye ko kar relayi A....? |
chaalo....tum b .....Allah tum sab ko shifa-e-kamilah -o- ajilah ata fermaye.....aaaammmeeeennnn
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DreamzZ
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aray Raisham G popaT mein magaz mari kaye ko kar relayi A....? |
chaalo....tum b .....Allah tum sab ko shifa-e-kamilah -o- ajilah ata fermaye.....aaaammmeeeennnn |
awww
and u do the same 2
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Raishum
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aray Raisham G popaT mein magaz mari kaye ko kar relayi A....? |
chaalo....tum b .....Allah tum sab ko shifa-e-kamilah -o- ajilah ata fermaye.....aaaammmeeeennnn |
awww
and u do the same 2 |
kaise..........
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| Mon Mar 10, 2008 9:27 pm |
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DreamzZ
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aray Raisham G popaT mein magaz mari kaye ko kar relayi A....? |
chaalo....tum b .....Allah tum sab ko shifa-e-kamilah -o- ajilah ata fermaye.....aaaammmeeeennnn |
awww
and u do the same 2 |
kaise.......... |
Waisey hee sister !!! jaisy honee chaiye
between good morning!!!
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Raishum
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aray Raisham G popaT mein magaz mari kaye ko kar relayi A....? |
chaalo....tum b .....Allah tum sab ko shifa-e-kamilah -o- ajilah ata fermaye.....aaaammmeeeennnn |
awww
and u do the same 2 |
kaise.......... |
Waisey hee sister !!! jaisy honee chaiye
between good morning!!! |
achha........
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Lol nice kahani Dreamzz
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iqbal
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Lol nice kahani Dreamzz |
aray tumne DreamzZ ki zindagi ko kahani bana daali.... 
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Riya
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Lol nice kahani Dreamzz |
aray tumne DreamzZ ki zindagi ko kahani bana daali.... |
kabhi kabhar aisa ho jata hai
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