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Ayesha
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Mazaheya SMS Messages
saRdar“s Wife:

Jan, eik puppy do na..

SaRdar:

Ghar mai KHaanay k liye paise nahi hai, or tujhe kutay ka bacha chahiye ..
Mon Dec 17, 2007 2:34 am View user's profile Send private message
Ayesha
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Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo.

Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega, par mere father ka bigad jayega
Mon Dec 17, 2007 2:35 am View user's profile Send private message
Ayesha
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Badshah Ne AeLaan Kia Hai k jo meri Riaya mein
Sab se Zyada “CHAMPOO“ Hoga Us se Apni Beti
Ki Shaadi Karoonga..

Teri to NiKaL pari yaar..
Mubarak ho Shehzadey...!
Mon Dec 17, 2007 2:35 am View user's profile Send private message
Ayesha
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Rose Is Laal,Sky Is Neela,
Your Brain Is Like Khali Pateela,
Bura Maan Lya ,

Ok...

Rose r Red,Water Is Cool,
I am Beautifull Ur A Fool,
Lo Thora Aur Bura Maan Lo...
Mon Dec 17, 2007 2:36 am View user's profile Send private message
Ayesha
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Girls TO Boy :

Darling Tum Mery Aashiq Ho Na!!!
1000 Wala WARID Ka Card Send KArdo Mera Balance End Ho Gia Hai,

Boy To Girl :


Mein Tumhara Aashiq Hoon WARID Walon Ka DAMAD NAhi !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Ayesha
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Mom : beta khana khaye ga ?
beta : nhi
Mom : laddo khaye ga ?
beta : nhi
Mom : Mithaye khaye ga ?
beta : nhi
Mom : icecream khaye ga ?
beta : nhi
Mom : Tu b apne baap pe gaya hai thappar he khaye ga
Mon Dec 17, 2007 2:38 am View user's profile Send private message
Ayesha
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Sardar ki mangni hue us se pata chala k us ki mangetar ka kisi k saath koi affair nhi tha ...
us ne yeh keh kar mangni tor di k

“ JO KISI AUR KI NHI HO SAKI WOH MERE KIA HO GI “ ..!
Mon Dec 17, 2007 2:39 am View user's profile Send private message
Ayesha
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Ur Five Qualities ..


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Agar Zindagi Main Kabhi Koi Acah Kaam Kia Hota Tu Aaj Ye Jagahen Khali Nahi Hotenn
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Ayesha
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Freddie ran into the kitchen crying and cradling something in his hands. "Mommy, my turtle is dead," Freddie told his mother as he held the turtle out to her.

His mother kissed him on the head, then said, "That's all right. We'll wrap him in tissue paper, put him in a little box, then have a nice burial ceremony in the back yard. After that, we'll go out for an ice cream soda, and then get you a new pet. I don't want you . . ." Her voice trailed off as she noticed the turtle move. "Freddie, your turtle is not dead after all."

"Oh," the boy said. "Can I kill it?".....
Mon Dec 17, 2007 2:40 am View user's profile Send private message
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A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to
ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the
car, nearly hit a bus, went upon the footpath, and stopped
centimeters from a shop window.

For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then
the driver said,
"Look mate, don't ever do that again. You
scared the daylights out of me!"

The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize
that a little tap would scare you so much."



The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your
fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver - I've been driving a van carrying dead bodies for the last 25 years."
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A student called up his Mom one evening from his college and asked her for some money, because he was broke.

His Mother said, "Sure, sweetie. I will send you some money. You also left your economics book here when you visited two weeks ago. Do you want me to send that up too?"

"Uhh, oh yeah, O.K." responded the kid.

So his Mom wrapped the book along with the checks up in a package, kissed Dad goodbye, and went to the post office to mail the money and the book. When she gets back, Dad asked, "Well how much did you give the boy this time?"

"Oh, I wrote two checks, one for $20, and the other for $1,000."

"That's $1020!!!" yelled Dad, "Are you going crazy???"

"Don't worry hon," Mom said, kissed Dad on the on top of his bald head, "I taped the $20 check to the cover of his book, but I put the $1,000 one somewhere between the pages in chapter 15!" ....
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if Ur father iz Not Rich
Dats Ur Luck
But
If Ur Fathr-in-Law iz Not Rich dats Ur StupiditY"



[HOPEFUL BACHELORZ ASSOCIATION]
Sat Feb 07, 2009 10:46 pm View user's profile Send private message
AlwaysATruthSeeker
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hohohohohohohohohohohoohohohohohoho
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sonum26
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha all jokes are very funny
Sun Feb 13, 2011 4:16 pm View user's profile Send private message
forexleo
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Shiri Rehman Farmati hay Zardari hazir hay jooty ki saza pa Reply with quote
Shiri Rehman Farmati hay

Zardari hazir hay jooty ki saza panay ko

wah wah

Zardari hazir hay jooty ki saza panay ko

liken koi jutey say na mare mere dewane ko
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