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swahid66
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Latifay <<< SAAD >>>
Pathan : Jab hum chota tha to ham Minar-e-Pakisatan se gir gaya tha....

Doosra Pathan :Tum MER gaya tha ya bach gaya tha??????

Pathan : Hum ko yad nahi hum bohat chota tha!!!!!!!





Aik Bohat Bareh BUZRUK BABA aik gaon se guzre,

Aik Aurat Boli Baba meri shadi ko 10 sal ho gaye hain mere ghar koi olad nahi.

Baba Mein Aik darbar mein tere nam ka diya jalaon ga ALLAH karam kare ga

10 sal baad BABA phir usi gaon ayaa to us aurat ke ghar gaya, to us Aurat se
pocha ye 10 bachay kis kay hain ?Aurat mere hain !!!!

Baba tumara sohar khan hai??

Aurat: wo diya bujany gaya hay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Mechanic : I am afraid you have more problem in your car than anticipated....

Customer What???

Mechanic: Your battery needs a NEW CAR !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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waqass1
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Very Happy Nice
last is very good
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Rose
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Smile Thanks.

John : My 80 - year old grandfather gets up early in the morning and jogs for 20 km.

Dan : That is fantastic...What does he do in the afternoon....?

John : Jogs the last Km. of course!!!
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aajkal
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joks Reply with quote
very funny
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GhanidadKhan
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Khans Rocksss

Proud to be a Khan Very Happy

Long Live Pakistan
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aajkal
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jokes Reply with quote
veruy funny
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jokes Reply with quote
veru funny jokes. i am so happy
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song
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i am so happy .thank you
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Jerome_blair
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nice ones Laughing
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simi
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Mechanic : I am afraid you have more problem in your car than anticipated....

Customer What???

Mechanic: Your battery needs a NEW CAR !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Laughing funny

Rose wrote:


John : My 80 - year old grandfather gets up early in the morning and jogs for 20 km.

Dan : That is fantastic...What does he do in the afternoon....?

John : Jogs the last Km. of course!!!


Laughing
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tere
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hahaha very funny
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stereo
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very funny
i am so happy
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KiranMusic
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funny funny funny oye oye oye!
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reihaan
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very funnny,,, post more jokes..plzzzzzzzz
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Aleema_Akhtar
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very good .................................... Laughing Very Happy
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smmalik
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first latifa is very good Reply with quote
waqass1 wrote:
Very Happy Nice
last is very good


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smmalik
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indeed very funny Reply with quote
[quote=&quot;tere&quot;]hahaha very funny[/quote]

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Jo Pappi De Us Ki Pappi Lelo Or
Jo Pappi Na De Us Ki Zabardasti Lelo….
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Wazir-E-Pappi

Veena Malik..
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sanaahamed
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Hahahahhaha....nice very nice.
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sabir78666
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VERY FUNNY . HA HA HA
GOOD JOKES.
THANKS FOR THE POST

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umerseo
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LoL... Last is really good ;D
Chha gaye
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MaheTamam
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again !!! .................

what's in this one to be VIP ... ???? Billo .... you yahaN ki bhi moderator bun jao ...... ya phir QAZI Pai ko bana do ...........

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zunairzeny
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hehehheheheheheh. yar ye pathano ki or ardaro ki mat e ku bajti hai
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mazharwaheed
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ha ha ha ha ha


ache joks the yar
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manishakailesh
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hehe Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
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