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kinguhde
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Thumbs up siraj sum of them are hilarious keep it up.  
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| Thu Sep 18, 2008 11:27 am |
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musharaf.siraj
Senior Member Pakistani
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Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home.
Two days later he disconnected it because he was getting complaints
like "Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai."
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| Tue Sep 23, 2008 12:12 pm |
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Alex9090
Senior Proud Pakistani
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I dont get it...How do people get so many chain sms and how do they even tolerate it?
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| Tue Sep 23, 2008 12:13 pm |
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Miss jafri
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Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home.
Two days later he disconnected it because he was getting complaints
like "Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai." |
Good one......
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| Tue Sep 23, 2008 12:17 pm |
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musharaf.siraj
Senior Member Pakistani
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Thought for a lifetime:-
Its really hard to wait for the right person in your life....
Especially when the wrong ones are so cute....!!
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| Tue Sep 23, 2008 12:19 pm |
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musharaf.siraj
Senior Member Pakistani
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2 Khusrey Apas mein Batein krte hoye Ja rahe Thay k Achanak aik Khusra Neeche Gri Gya.
Or Rone Laga Doosra TasaLLi Dete Hoye BoLa: Uth Razia "Mard Ban"
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| Tue Sep 23, 2008 12:20 pm |
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musharaf.siraj
Senior Member Pakistani
Joined: 04 Aug 2008
Posts: 920
Location: Riyadh, Saudi Arabia |
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Musharraf ki car k neechay ek puppy aa k mer gaya.
He asked driver to find the owner of this little puppy to give compensation.
Driver went and when he came back, he had a lot of roses around his neck.
Musharraf asked yeh kia hai.
Driver said,"Sir main ne un logon se sirf yeh kaha tha k main President Musharraf ka driver hoon,
Kuttay ka bacha mer gaya hai.....unhon nay agli baat suni hi nahi.
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| Tue Sep 23, 2008 12:22 pm |
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musharaf.siraj
Senior Member Pakistani
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Location: Riyadh, Saudi Arabia |
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Wo SUBHA ka sakoon
wo PANI ki thandak
wo SHAMPOO ki bottle
wo DHULAY hoay kapron ki khushbu
TUM kya jano
Ye to sirf NAHANAY wale hi jante hain!
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| Tue Sep 23, 2008 12:24 pm |
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Miss jafri
Senior Proud Pakistani
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John Keats said: "Speak less to people you love the most...!
Because if they cannot understand your silence they can never understand your words...!" |
really impressive quotation...
liked it...
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| Tue Sep 23, 2008 12:25 pm |
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musharaf.siraj
Senior Member Pakistani
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Okha langda waqt vichore da,
Bin yar guzara kon kare,
Duniya ton kinara ho sakda,
Yaran to kinara kon kare,
Ik din hove ta lang jave,
Sari umer guzara kon kare.
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| Tue Sep 23, 2008 12:32 pm |
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Miss jafri
Senior Proud Pakistani
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Dr k band Clinic k agy lambi line thi
1 sardar bar-bar line mai ghusta,log usko pakar k pechy phaink daity
sardar-Lgy raho saalo,mai b clinic nhi kholonga. |
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| Tue Sep 23, 2008 12:33 pm |
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musharaf.siraj
Senior Member Pakistani
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John Keats said: "Speak less to people you love the most...!
Because if they cannot understand your silence they can never understand your words...!" |
really impressive quotation...
liked it... |
Thankyou miss and John Keats
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| Tue Sep 23, 2008 12:36 pm |
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musharaf.siraj
Senior Member Pakistani
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Tusi door gae INTZAR kita
Tusi kol ae
PYAR kita
Tusi rus gae
RAZI kita
Tusi yad ae
MIS kita
Jad mis kita
SMS Kita
Ik gal daso
sub kuj main kita
TUSI ki kita?
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| Tue Sep 23, 2008 12:37 pm |
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musharaf.siraj
Senior Member Pakistani
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Jab aap paida hoay,
tab aakash se phol barsay
Pariyon ne jashan kia or
Farishton ne ghee k charag jalaey or bolay
Humari jaan choti
ab dunya walay bhogten ge.
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| Tue Sep 23, 2008 12:42 pm |
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kinguhde
Forum Jaan
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lolz siraj sum are really funny hahaha
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| Tue Sep 23, 2008 12:46 pm |
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musharaf.siraj
Senior Member Pakistani
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Lakh zabt-e-khwahisk kay,
beshumar daway hon.
Us ko bhool janay k,
bepanah iraday hon.
Aur uss muhabat ko tark kr k jeenay ka,
faisla sunanay ko.
Kitnay lafz sochay hon,
phir bhe
dil ko uss ke ahat pr,
bermila dharaknay say kon rok sakta hai?
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| Tue Sep 23, 2008 12:52 pm |
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Miss jafri
Senior Proud Pakistani
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Posts: 1306
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Lakh zabt-e-khwahisk kay,
beshumar daway hon.
Us ko bhool janay k,
bepanah iraday hon.
Aur uss muhabat ko tark kr k jeenay ka,
faisla sunanay ko.
Kitnay lafz sochay hon,
phir bhe
dil ko uss ke ahat pr,
bermila dharaknay say kon rok sakta hai? |
HmmMMmmm.... Acha ji....
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| Wed Sep 24, 2008 8:58 am |
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Riya
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Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home.
Two days later he disconnected it because he was getting complaints
like "Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai." |
hehehe nice one!
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| Wed Sep 24, 2008 9:58 am |
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Riya
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Lakh zabt-e-khwahisk kay,
beshumar daway hon.
Us ko bhool janay k,
bepanah iraday hon.
Aur uss muhabat ko tark kr k jeenay ka,
faisla sunanay ko.
Kitnay lafz sochay hon,
phir bhe
dil ko uss ke ahat pr,
bermila dharaknay say kon rok sakta hai? |
Hmmmmm....
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| Wed Sep 24, 2008 9:59 am |
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musharaf.siraj
Senior Member Pakistani
Joined: 04 Aug 2008
Posts: 920
Location: Riyadh, Saudi Arabia |
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Lakh zabt-e-khwahisk kay,
beshumar daway hon.
Us ko bhool janay k,
bepanah iraday hon.
Aur uss muhabat ko tark kr k jeenay ka,
faisla sunanay ko.
Kitnay lafz sochay hon,
phir bhe
dil ko uss ke ahat pr,
bermila dharaknay say kon rok sakta hai? |
Hmmmmm.... |
meray kol v dil hay
Main koi robot nai
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| Wed Sep 24, 2008 10:17 am |
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musharaf.siraj
Senior Member Pakistani
Joined: 04 Aug 2008
Posts: 920
Location: Riyadh, Saudi Arabia |
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Lakh zabt-e-khwahisk kay,
beshumar daway hon.
Us ko bhool janay k,
bepanah iraday hon.
Aur uss muhabat ko tark kr k jeenay ka,
faisla sunanay ko.
Kitnay lafz sochay hon,
phir bhe
dil ko uss ke ahat pr,
bermila dharaknay say kon rok sakta hai? |
HmmMMmmm.... Acha ji....
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| Wed Sep 24, 2008 10:18 am |
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Miss jafri
Senior Proud Pakistani
Joined: 19 Feb 2008
Posts: 1306
Location: Lahore |
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Lakh zabt-e-khwahisk kay,
beshumar daway hon.
Us ko bhool janay k,
bepanah iraday hon.
Aur uss muhabat ko tark kr k jeenay ka,
faisla sunanay ko.
Kitnay lafz sochay hon,
phir bhe
dil ko uss ke ahat pr,
bermila dharaknay say kon rok sakta hai? |
Hmmmmm.... |
meray kol v dil hay
Main koi robot nai |
OOooo Acha to ye baat hay... in between Bohot Khoob...Good One
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| Wed Sep 24, 2008 11:07 am |
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ali61217
Senior Proud Pakistani
Joined: 22 Sep 2008
Posts: 1166
Location: Lahore, Pakistan |
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Pichle pehar ki raat thi
Tanhai or teri yaad thi
Chand ne mujhse kaha kon hai
Meine kaha koi saath nahi
Bola zindgi kesi hai
Meine kaha koi khas nahi
Bola phir kya chahte ho?
Meine kaha koi aas nahi
Bola tumne piyaar kiya hai?
Meine kaha kuch yaad nahi
Bola tumharae saath b dhoka hoa?
Meine kaha aisi koi baat nahi
Bola phir ek baat kahoon tumse?
Maine kaha koi aitaraz nahi
Bola phir tumne b piyaar kiya hai aur ab woh teray saath nahi.
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| Thu Sep 25, 2008 11:04 am |
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Riya
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Lakh zabt-e-khwahisk kay,
beshumar daway hon.
Us ko bhool janay k,
bepanah iraday hon.
Aur uss muhabat ko tark kr k jeenay ka,
faisla sunanay ko.
Kitnay lafz sochay hon,
phir bhe
dil ko uss ke ahat pr,
bermila dharaknay say kon rok sakta hai? |
Hmmmmm.... |
meray kol v dil hay
Main koi robot nai |
tawada koi nawekla nahi o sariyan kol honda eh
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| Thu Sep 25, 2008 11:32 am |
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musharaf.siraj
Senior Member Pakistani
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Posts: 920
Location: Riyadh, Saudi Arabia |
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Lakh zabt-e-khwahisk kay,
beshumar daway hon.
Us ko bhool janay k,
bepanah iraday hon.
Aur uss muhabat ko tark kr k jeenay ka,
faisla sunanay ko.
Kitnay lafz sochay hon,
phir bhe
dil ko uss ke ahat pr,
bermila dharaknay say kon rok sakta hai? |
Hmmmmm.... |
meray kol v dil hay
Main koi robot nai |
tawada koi nawekla nahi o sariyan kol honda eh |
hahahahahaaa....
Excellent
main tanu ustani mann lia
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