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shakeelmscw
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LALOO's APPLICATION FOR JOB
LALOO's APPLICATION FOR JOB
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Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Microsoft
Corporation, USA., A few days later he got this reply:

"Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad, You do not meet our requirements. Please do
not
send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be
entertained". Thanks
Bill Gates.

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Laloo Prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a
party and when all the guests had come, he said: "Bhaiyon aur Behno,
aap
ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayee
.Everyone was delighted. Laloo prasad continued...... "Ab main aap sab
ko apnaa appointment letter padkar sunaongaa - par letter angreeze
main
hai - isliyen saath-saath hindi mein translate bhee karoonga.
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Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad ----- Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya
You do not meet ----- aap to miltay hee naheen ho
our requirement ----- humko to zaroorat hai
Please do not send any furthur correspondance ----- ab Letter vetter
bhej ne ka kaouno zaroorat nahee.
No phone call ----- phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai
shall be entertained ----- bahut khaatir kee jayegi.
Thanks ----- aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad.
Bill Gates ----- Bilva.


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hehehehe . . .

Hell Funny. . .

lol @ Laloo...


Thanks for sharing with us!

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Laloo ji ki kiya baat ha

hehee

its very funny thanx for the sharing
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Riya wrote:
Laloo ji ki kiya baat ha

hehee

its very funny thanx for the sharing


you are heartly welcome

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waoooo its really Funny
Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
Thanks for the joke shakeel

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waoooo its really Funny
Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
Thanks for the joke shakeel


You are welcome Nazia

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very funny, but mushkal se parha gaya hai Confused
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Rana Naeem wrote:
very funny, but mushkal se parha gaya hai Confused




ismien aisi kaun si mushkil baat hai bro... ?
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Riya wrote:
Rana Naeem wrote:
very funny, but mushkal se parha gaya hai Confused




ismien aisi kaun si mushkil baat hai bro... ?


RanaNaeem ko sirf software language samajh aati hai . . .

is liye yeh thora mushkil laga hai . . .

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Roman Urdu is difficult to read. Crying or Very sad
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Anne wrote:
Riya wrote:
Rana Naeem wrote:
very funny, but mushkal se parha gaya hai Confused




ismien aisi kaun si mushkil baat hai bro... ?


RanaNaeem ko sirf software language samajh aati hai . . .

is liye yeh thora mushkil laga hai . . .



Challo chodro, baat to sammaj aai gai naa

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Laloo is a big clawn....He and his wife were CM of bihar and they made it the poorest state of india ....He carried out 2 scams worth 2000 crore...he has 1000 crore of rupees in Swiss bank...But coz of his backing congress party at central level,he somehow gt away by indian central agency (CBI)...But now he is no more in power @state level...He is joker,uneducated......and very cheap person...................But a famous person in india coz of all above reasons...
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rohit_bangalore wrote:
Laloo is a big clawn....He and his wife were CM of bihar and they made it the poorest state of india ....He carried out 2 scams worth 2000 crore...he has 1000 crore of rupees in Swiss bank...But coz of his backing congress party at central level,he somehow gt away by indian central agency (CBI)...But now he is no more in power @state level...He is joker,uneducated......and very cheap person...................But a famous person in india coz of all above reasons...


Thanks for info.

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This is a ripper .....! Laughing
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it was a nice one...
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