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Hollow
Senior Member Pakistani
Joined: 30 Nov 2007
Posts: 824
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Shakir Khan & Jazbat Khan are in a railway station.
Jazbat khan asks the clerk: "Can I take this train to Quetta?"
"No," answers the Railway man.
"Can I?" asks Shakir Khan.
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A Pathan goes to see the Movie "Jurassic Park" and when the Dinosaurs start approaching he is cowering in his seat when his friend asks him
"Kyon Khan Sahab, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai"
Pathan replies "Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata "
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| Thu Apr 24, 2008 2:31 am |
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Anni Ali
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Joined: 25 Jan 2008
Posts: 6741
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nice on e
thnx for sharing...
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| Thu Apr 24, 2008 2:51 am |
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iampakistan
Pak Newbie
Joined: 24 Apr 2008
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good
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| Thu Apr 24, 2008 3:39 am |
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inayat khan qazi
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Joined: 03 Apr 2008
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A PUNJABI SARDAR SERVING IN BRITISH POLICE CAUGHT A MAN RED HANDED BREAKING INTO A SHOP IN THE NIGHT,
SARDAR SAID"GUY IWAS LOOKING TO CATCH YOU FROM A LONG TIME,THIEF REPLIED BUT I HAVE A RIGHT TO CALL FROM A TELEPHONE BOTH TO INFORM MY WIFE.SARDAR ALLOWED HIM AND HE RAN & ESCAPED.AFTER FEW MONTHS SARDAR G GOT THE SAME THIEF SOMEWHER ELSE TRYING TO STEAL FROM A SHOP.SARDAR TOLD HIM NOW I GOT YOU AGAIN.THIEF SAID BUT I STILL HAVE A RIGHT TO CALL MY WIFE TO INFORM.SAR G SAID YOU THINK I AM FOOL TO LET YOU RUN AWAY THIS TIME,YOU STAY & WAIT HERE I WILL CALL YOUR WIFE MYSELF FROM THE PHONE BOOTH NEXT STREET:
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