KHAN ne KHAN ko LOOta.........

Khan ne 1 bacha agwa kiya,Aur Tavan k liye eak sticker pe likha k agar bacha zinda chaheye to kal pul k neeche 10 lakh rupe le kar pohonch jaoo aur sticker bache pe chipka kar wapis bhej diya...
Dosre din jab vo pul k neeche gaya to use wahan 10 lakh mil gaee lakin us k sath eak sticker bhe mila jis pe likha tha k KHUDA kasam peso ka dukh nahe hai dukh hai k KHAN ne KHAN ko LOOta................

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Son to sardar : abba 5+5 kiney honde ae?
Sardar Ullu de patte, gadhe, idiot, nalayak,
besharam, haram khor, tujhe kuch nahi aata.
jaa andar se calculator la

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Once a sardar watches an english movie and disscusses about the film the next day with his friend

SARDAR: saala kal raat maine 3 ghannte ka ek english picture ki CD dekhi ,na koi scenes dikhe na koi awaaz sunni ,

FRIEND:picture ka naam kya tha?????

SARDAR:" NO DISC INSERTED"

An Englishman, an American and a Sardarji are called upon to test a lie detector.

The Englishman says: "I think I can empty 20 bottles of beer". BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector. "Ok", he says, "10 bottles". And the machine is silent.

The American says: "I think I can eat 15 hamburgers". BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector. "Allright, 8 hamburgers". And the machine's silent.

The Sardarji says: "I think...", BUZZZZZZ goes the machine.

Pathan: I'll climb tallest mount swim d deepest ocean, walk on hot coal barefoot. Just 4 u.
Girl: So Sweet! Can u come 2 meet me?
Pathan: Not now! Abi ammi nai aany dengi

A Pathan,a Japanese, and a British were lost in
the desert. They were driving around in a Jeep when it broke down, because they
had nothing else they decided to each take a piece of the Jeep as they continued
their journey. The Japanese took the radiator, the British took the seat, and
the Pathan took the door.
After a while of walking the British asked the Japanese "I'm confused, why did
you bring the radiator?" The Japanese responded, "If I get thirsty, can drink
the fluid."
Next the Pathan asked the British "Why did you bring the seat?"
So the British said "If I get tired,I am not going to sit on the sand. I can sit
on this comfortable seat."
Finally the Japanese asked the Pathan why he had chosen the door.
The Pathan quickly responded to this question, "Well, when it gets hot all I
have to do is roll down the window.

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Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the
computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

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ASSALAM-O-ALIAKUM WARAHMATULLAH HE WABARAKATU!

Muhammad Qasim