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Aatish345
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Lagdaaaaaaaaaa Waaaa CHAMATKAAARIIIIIII BABA DA HATH AAYY TUADAY TAY..............

JAHIRAAYY BACHH GAYYYYYYYYYYYY TUSI>>>>>>>>>>>>
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hhahahh...
wai tu gussa kar geya en....

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MY DEAR FRIEND BE HAPPY KEEP HAPPY THIS TOIC FOR SMILING NOT FOR CRYING

1.ME SARDAR
2.SHE IS SARDARNI
3.HE IS MY KIDDD
4.SHE IS MY KIDNI...........! Wink Laughing

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1.ME SARDAR
2.SHE IS SARDARNI
3.HE IS MY KIDDD
4.SHE IS MY KIDNI...........! Wink Laughing[/quote]

hahahah.thats nice...but how abt htis??
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AB HANSOOOOOOOOOO!!!!



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Hitler says

there is no word like IMPOSSIBLE im my dictionary?

Pathaan: ab bolne sa kiya fayidah. jab kharidi the tab he check karna tha na.

dosra admi: jhoot, os waqat to pathan hotay he nahi thay. Smile

piyar bhi ajab shay hai.

maa say ho to ebaadat

baap say ho to muqadas

bahi say ho to aqidat

behan say ho to faraz

or

biwi say ho to ....

chawal joro da ghulaam ay

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jumakhan abdulkhaliq wrote:
AB HANSOOOOOOOOOO!!!!





ye soach raha he k is player ke against kheyl kar is ka kia hal hoga...
isi tention mein is ka dimagh ka coconut ban gaya he...
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abhi is ney sir per haath nahin phera hey

jab phairey ga to pata chaley ga
keh
socha tha kiya .........kiya hogaya
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kiyoon juma bhai yeh sab such hai kia?

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ali61217 wrote:
Hitler says

there is no word like IMPOSSIBLE im my dictionary?

Pathaan: ab bolne sa kiya fayidah. jab kharidi the tab he check karna tha na.

dosra admi: jhoot, os waqat to pathan hotay he nahi thay. Smile

piyar bhi ajab shay hai.

maa say ho to ebaadat

baap say ho to muqadas

bahi say ho to aqidat

behan say ho to faraz

or

biwi say ho to ....

chawal joro da ghulaam ay


BHAI!! O!! BHAI!!.........MURDON KO KYON JAGA REY HO?HITLER, NE JO KAHA WOH ISRAELI JANEEN,AAP KHOD SOCH KAR BOLO KYA KEHNA HAI?

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s0ul_mate1@yahoo.com wrote:
lo bhai,ye to CHAMATKAR ho gaya,
BANDDA truck thalle aa jane ke baad bhi post kar raha he..
:wink: :wink:


truck key neechey sey aik hath nikla
haath mein mobile
kehney laga
mera message aya hey
zara parh kar batana

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s0ul_mate1@yahoo.com wrote:
jumakhan abdulkhaliq wrote:
AB HANSOOOOOOOOOO!!!!





ye soach raha he k is player ke against kheyl kar is ka kia hal hoga...
isi tention mein is ka dimagh ka coconut ban gaya he...
Wink


MAIN DAD DITA HON IN KO KE WOH ABHI TAK SOON BITHA AAP KO DEKH RAHA HAI,KE KISS TARAF DAFAN KARO GEY?

AAP KO MALOM HAI KE MAIN SOCHTA NAHEEN AMAL KARTA HON......!

Wink Laughing

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ahmet2910 wrote:
abhi is ney sir per haath nahin phera hey

jab phairey ga to pata chaley ga
keh
socha tha kiya .........kiya hogaya


NO COMMENT ONLY DANTH DEKHO AUR HA HA HI HI HO HO..........HANSOOOOOOOOOOO!

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s0ul_mate1@yahoo.com wrote:
lo bhai,ye to CHAMATKAR ho gaya,
[color=violet]BANDDA truck thalle aa jane ke baad bhi post kar raha he..
Wink Wink
[/color]

truck key neechey sey aik hath nikla
haath mein mobile
kehney laga
mera message aya hey
zara parh kar batana


AGAR WOH MOBIL AAP KEY PASS HAI JISS KA MESSAGE AAP KO PARDNEY KO DEYA THA WAPIS KARO MAIN TAXI KI DEGI MAIN HON ...................



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Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se...

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Muhammad Qasim
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http://www.funny.com/_fc/wm640/0/2/fn.CH7HG.jpg

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JOKES Reply with quote
JOKES on other pages plz
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AGAR HANSO GEY TO GHAR NAHEEN PONCHHO GEY,TIME PASS ENJOY.



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1:
Dosti karo collegewali se,
Pyar karo officewali se,
Program karo padoswali se.
Ankh ladho sali se,
Love karo dilwali se,
Aur mar khao gharwali se.

2:
Exams ke 4 din pehele syllabus dekha to yaad aaya

KUCH TO HUA HAI KUCH HO GAYA HAI

Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aayaa

SAB KUCH ALAG HAI SAB KUCH NAYA HAI

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ahmty002 wrote:
JOKES on other pages plz


bhi ji ,itna maze ka silsala chal raha he chalne do yar.... Wink

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s0ul_mate1@yahoo.com wrote:
ahmty002 wrote:
JOKES on other pages plz


bhi ji ,itna maze ka silsala chal raha he chalne do yar.... Wink


yar please hum saath saath hein

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i m saad n i hv joined Forum Pakistan so i m a new member so i dont know the details. it is a good website in different aspects. at last i wanna say that Pak is ours, luv ur country make it strong...bye... Wink

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thats funny.
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s0ul_mate1@yahoo.com wrote:
lo bhai,ye to CHAMATKAR ho gaya,
BANDDA truck thalle aa jane ke baad bhi post kar raha he..
Wink Wink


issi ko to junoon kehte hain Laughing
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