Jokes

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<^> Sri devi say siri paay pakanay ki asaan tarkeeb seekhien.

<^> Raj babbar say Raj karna Seekhien aur Arbaaz khan ko Baaz palna sikhaien.

<^> Agar murghi aaj hee ando kay jumla haqooq bahaq choozgaan mehfooz karalay to saari dunya ka nashta khatray main par jayga.

<^> Disprin sir dard ko khatam kar deti ha lekin agar sir dard na hoto Disprin khud ba khud khatamho jaygi.

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molvi pujari say!pahar say chalang lagatay hain taakay pata chalay kis ka eeman mazbooth hai.
pujari!chalang lagata hai or kahta hai bagwan madad kar or seeda zameen par poonch jata hai salamat.
molvi!khairan ho jata hai or daarta bhi hai magr sharam kay maaray majboor ho kar koohdta hai,ya Allah madad magr darr kay maray awaz saath nikaltee hai ai bagwan toh be toree madad kar.

its joke nt real dont believe it

lol, good read. Thanks for sharing!

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khalil afridi wrote:

molvi pujari say!pahar say chalang lagatay hain taakay pata chalay kis ka eeman mazbooth hai.
pujari!chalang lagata hai or kahta hai bagwan madad kar or seeda zameen par poonch jata hai salamat.
molvi!khairan ho jata hai or daarta bhi hai magr sharam kay maaray majboor ho kar koohdta hai,ya Allah madad magr darr kay maray awaz saath nikaltee hai ai bagwan toh be toree madad kar.

its joke nt real dont believe it

We are not going to believe it but Joke should not be religious, because religion is not a Joke.

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«´¨`·.Shakeel Ahmed ..·´¨`»
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(((**A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes**))

shakeelmscw wrote:

khalil afridi wrote:

molvi pujari say!pahar say chalang lagatay hain taakay pata chalay kis ka eeman mazbooth hai.
pujari!chalang lagata hai or kahta hai bagwan madad kar or seeda zameen par poonch jata hai salamat.
molvi!khairan ho jata hai or daarta bhi hai magr sharam kay maaray majboor ho kar koohdta hai,ya Allah madad magr darr kay maray awaz saath nikaltee hai ai bagwan toh be toree madad kar.

its joke nt real dont believe it

We are not going to believe it but Joke should not be religious, because religion is not a Joke.

U R ABSOLUTELY RIGHT...!

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iqbal wrote:

shakeelmscw wrote:

khalil afridi wrote:

molvi pujari say!pahar say chalang lagatay hain taakay pata chalay kis ka eeman mazbooth hai.
pujari!chalang lagata hai or kahta hai bagwan madad kar or seeda zameen par poonch jata hai salamat.
molvi!khairan ho jata hai or daarta bhi hai magr sharam kay maaray majboor ho kar koohdta hai,ya Allah madad magr darr kay maray awaz saath nikaltee hai ai bagwan toh be toree madad kar.

its joke nt real dont believe it

We are not going to believe it but Joke should not be religious, because religion is not a Joke.

U R ABSOLUTELY RIGHT...!

Thanks brother

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«´¨`·.Shakeel Ahmed ..·´¨`»
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(((**A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes**))

1 admi ke paas 1 kauwa tha

wo bahut naram-mulayam tha

to aadmi uska naam kya rakhega ?

.@
:-C
:'(
Smile

My-Crow-Soft ! (Jiss ki samaj main joke naa aa-ay uss ka kuch naheen ho sakta)

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«´¨`·.Shakeel Ahmed ..·´¨`»
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(((**A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes**))

Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie?
Because below 18 was not allowed.

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«´¨`·.Shakeel Ahmed ..·´¨`»
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(((**A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes**))

There were 4 Sardars in Mumbai. They decided to start a business.
They had a lot of discussions on the type of business and finally
decided to start a hotel.
They selected the best of locations and cooks and built the hotel.
The hotel was inaugrated and was awaiting its first customer.
The Sardars waited and waited but nobody turned up.
The story was the same the next day. A week passed but noboby turned
up.

WHY?
Bcos there was a sign at the entrance "Visitors not allowed."

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«´¨`·.Shakeel Ahmed ..·´¨`»
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(((**A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes**))

shakeelmscw wrote:

There were 4 Sardars in Mumbai. They decided to start a business.
They had a lot of discussions on the type of business and finally
decided to start a hotel.
They selected the best of locations and cooks and built the hotel.
The hotel was inaugrated and was awaiting its first customer.
The Sardars waited and waited but nobody turned up.
The story was the same the next day. A week passed but noboby turned
up.

WHY?
Bcos there was a sign at the entrance "Visitors not allowed."

After the failure of their hotel they decided to start an auto garage.
They bought the best of car servicing equipments and soon started the
garage.
The 4 Sardars waited that day for the first car to arrive but no car
entered their Garage.
They waited for one day, 2 days ,a week but no car came to their
garage.

WHY?
B'cos their garage was on the first floor.

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«´¨`·.Shakeel Ahmed ..·´¨`»
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(((**A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes**))