Jokes (Sardar Jii)

	adshell wrote:
	pakistan won highest gold medals in 2012 olympics

hehehe
Good JOke>>>>>>....... Laughing

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	adshell wrote:
	pakistan won highest gold medals in 2012 olympics

lolz good one Laughing

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Don't compare yourself with anyone in this world. If you do so, you are insulting yourself.

TITANIC dob rha tha Goray ne Srdar se pocha zmin ktni door hy? Srdar: 2km Goray ne smndr me jump lga k pocha kis trf? Srdar:NECHAY ki tarf..

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Don't compare yourself with anyone in this world. If you do so, you are insulting yourself.

AIK SARDAR PETROL PUMP PE GIA WAHAN WARNING THI ''MOBIELS OFF KER LEEN''
US NE USI WAQT APNA OFFED FON ON KIA OR SAB FRNDS KO FON KER K KEHA K MUJE FON NA KERIYOO MEIN PUMP TE AYAA WAN...

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Don't compare yourself with anyone in this world. If you do so, you are insulting yourself.

Sardar ki Bivi:
"Rat kafi ho gai hy pr sardar g nhi aey, zror koi larki ka chkr hy.
sardar ki mother:
Hmesha bura hi sochna,kia pta kise truck k nichy aa gia ho!

The doctor told Sardarji that if he ran eight kilometres a day for 300 days,
he would loose 34 kilos. At the end of 300 days,
Sardarji called the doctor to report he had lost the weight, but he had a problem.
"What's the problem?" asked the doctor.
"I'm 2400 kms from home."

Sardars Hari Singh and Gani Singh are in a railway station.
Hari Singh asks the clerk: "Can I take this train to Ludhiana?"
"No," answers the Railway man.
"Can I?" asks Gani Singh.
Laughing

A Sardarji goes to the see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching he is cowering in his seat
when his friend asks him "Kyon Sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai"
Sardarji replies "Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata "

Sardarji is in Delhi. He is walking on a street which has Clock Tower
when someone asks him if he wants to buy the clock on the Tower.
Sardarji says "Yes". "Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder.
" The man took the thousand and disappeared. Having waited for several hours
Sardarji figured he was taken for a ride. On the next day the Sardarji is again
walking along the same street and the same man asks him to buy the clock.
"Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder."
The Sardarji gives him the thousand and says "I am not a fool.
This time, you wait and I'll go get a ladder."

tell me MR...after all,what problem do u 've with our country.....can u plz next time
write some thing better....??

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	[quote="rohit_bangalore"]If we were in Pakistan, our options for professional courses after Std. XII would be as follows :

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ALLAHU...

A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a party and his host, Banta, naturally broached the subject in which the doctor was most at ease.

"Would you mind telling me, Doctor," Banta asked "how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?"

"Nothing is easier," he replied. "You ask him a simple question which everyone should answer with no trouble. If he hesitates, that puts you on the track."

"What sort of question?"

"Well, you might ask him, 'Captain Cook made three trips around the world and died during one of them. Which one?'

Banta thought for a moment, and then said with a nervous laugh, "You wouldn't happen to have another example would you? I must confess I don't know much about history."

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Don't compare yourself with anyone in this world. If you do so, you are insulting yourself.

Indian & Pakistami soldiers r on the border.
But surprised they r not fighting !
Do u know wy ?
Coz dhishum dhishum
to pepsodent ka kaam hai na ! ! !

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In a day, when you don't come across any problems. you can be sure that you are traveling in a wrong path.

Warm Regards,

Muhammad Qasim