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inayat khan qazi
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A friend came to visit Sardar Gee new house.When he entered in attached bath to Sardar gee master bed saw three bath tubs in his bathroom & asked:Why three tubs.
Sardar gee replied: Aik gharam paani se bath lehne ke liye,aik tande paani se bath lehne ke liye.And for what is third one,asked friend.
Sardar gee:Oh! yaar kabhi kabhi jab bath lehne ko dil na kartha ho.
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| Sat May 24, 2008 7:02 pm |
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wishmaster
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[quote="CyberDuck"]
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Why was Sardar G arrested in a political rally?
Because he saw a girl going around with a badge on her chest which said
"PRESS" and Sardar G pressed it. |
looooooooooooool |
lol
you got 10 out of 10
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Miss jafri
Senior Proud Pakistani
Joined: 19 Feb 2008
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Teacher asked a question ...
Translate this punjabi sentance in English....
Otthay tey Anni Pei hoi hay..
Sardar..
" A blind girl is lying there"
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| Fri Jun 20, 2008 8:10 am |
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Anni Ali
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Teacher asked a question ...
Translate this punjabi sentance in English....
Otthay tey Anni Pei hoi hay..
Sardar..
" A blind girl is lying there" |
hey jafri sis... yeh punjabi mei Anni word kah kya meaning hai???
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| Fri Jun 20, 2008 8:52 am |
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urfi67
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well Anni,,,the Punjabi word shud be written like this,,,unnee and not anni,,,unnee means blind lady,,,it can also b used to show lawlessness/no order/chaos etc as used by missjafri,,,oothay unnee pai hoi way,,,,,it wud otherwise mean tht there is lawlessness or chaos there,,,got it
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| Fri Jun 20, 2008 2:06 pm |
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faisalqq40
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thnxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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Riya
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Once Santa Singh was riding a cycle and he suddenly
hit a girl!
So girl shouted, 'Break nahi maar sakta tha!!!'
And sardarji replied, 'Poori cycle to maar di ab
break kya alag se maroon??????????????????? ` |
hehehe nice one
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Riya
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Teacher asked a question ...
Translate this punjabi sentance in English....
Otthay tey Anni Pei hoi hay..
Sardar..
" A blind girl is lying there" |
good one
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zamust
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hahahaha..nice jokes :s
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aamirbutt
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very nice collction
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Miss jafri
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(A really old Joke  )
Sardar proposed a Girl......
Girl said Im 1yr elder to you......... ..
Sardar said Oye No Problem Soniye, I'll marry you NEXT YEAR.
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Miss jafri
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Santa joined NASA.
After one month the Americans had to change the name from NASA to SATYANASA
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Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He got irritated...
drank poison & said,
Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge!
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kinguhde
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Sardar ji why u selected a small girl to marry???
he said: guru jee kaindey nay k musibat jinni chotti howay ona changa ay 
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kinguhde
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Boss : Where were you born ?
sardar : Punjab.
Boss : which part ?
sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab.
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Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi
petrol se start hoti hai.
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In an interview,
Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. ….
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup…
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| Mon Jul 28, 2008 4:48 pm |
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kinguhde
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1st Sardar: I am going ka kya matlub hota hay
2nd Sardar: MAIN JA RHA HOON.
1st Sardar: Asie nahi janey donga phley matlab bata.
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Miss jafri
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1st Sardar: I am going ka kya matlub hota hay
2nd Sardar: MAIN JA RHA HOON.
1st Sardar: Asie nahi janey donga phley matlab bata.
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Good one
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kinguhde
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1st Sardar: I am going ka kya matlub hota hay
2nd Sardar: MAIN JA RHA HOON.
1st Sardar: Asie nahi janey donga phley matlab bata.
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thanks Miss
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Miss jafri
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Trin Tring Tring.......
Sardar:Hello!! Kon Bol reha hay......
Pathan: Ji mai bol rehan hun....
Sardar: O! Bellay bhei Ballay ye to Kamal ho gia .... Idher say bhi mai hi bol reha hun.... 
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kinguhde
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Trin Tring Tring.......
Sardar:Hello!! Kon Bol reha hay......
Pathan: Ji mai bol rehan hun....
Sardar: O! Bellay bhei Ballay ye to Kamal ho gia .... Idher say bhi mai hi bol reha hun.... |
hahaha good Miss
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Miss jafri
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Trin Tring Tring.......
Sardar:Hello!! Kon Bol reha hay......
Pathan: Ji mai bol rehan hun....
Sardar: O! Bellay bhei Ballay ye to Kamal ho gia .... Idher say bhi mai hi bol reha hun.... |
hahaha good Miss |
Thanks King...
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| Sat Aug 02, 2008 10:33 am |
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Miss jafri
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Ek Sardar ki behan ko daku utha kar le gaye,....
Sab ne kaha daku khatarnak hain khali haath mat jana behan ko bachane.
Sardar 2 kilo mithayi le gaya. ........
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kinguhde
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Teacher: Zameen pe rehny waley janwar bache dety hian , hawa main urne waley andey dety hain;
bacho btao wo konsi chez hay jo hwa mai bhe urti hay aur bachye bhe deti hay.
Sardar boy: Miss!!!!!!!!!Air hostess
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WAQAS WARIS
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Sardar’s wife: O sardar ji, yeh car
ki speed itni kion barha di…??
Sardar ji: oyee car ki break fail ho gayai
hain, is say pehlay k koi accident
ho jayai ghar pohunch jatay hain
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Sardarji opens his lunch box
in the middle of the road….why ?
Just to confirm whether he is going
to or coming back from the office
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A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce.
Judge asked : How will you divide, you have 3 children?
Sardar replied : Ok! We will apply next year.
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3 sardar after exam:
1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha,
main paper khali chor aya hon.
2nd: Main bhi!
3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe
gi hum ne cheating ki hay
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Good jokes. Very enertaining
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pakistan won highest gold medals in 2012 olympics
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