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CyberDuck
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Why was Sardar G arrested in a political rally?
Because he saw a girl going around with a badge on her chest which said
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looooooooooooool
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hardsweetme
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Sardarjee's Maths
There is a group of 7 Sardars who plan to meet their old friend the
President Dr. Zail Singh
The Sardars decide to take a taxi.
The taxi driver takes them to Rashtrapati Bhavan.
The meter shows Rs. 28/-, so the taxi driver says, "You have to pay me
Rs.
28/-."
Now, the Sardars have to share the cost among themselves and so they
decide
to divide the total (Rs. 28/-) by the number of people, i.e. 7.
This is how they do the calculation to arrive at the answer:
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7 | 28 = 13 ( 7 x 1 = 7, 7 x 3 = 21 ).
7
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21
21
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The driver is exceedingly happy upon receiving Rs. 13/- from each of
the
Sardars. He thanks them profusely and the feeling of happiness is
writtern
on his face as he leaves them and proceeds his way.
Seeing this, the Sardars feel that they may have made a mistake.
They decide to ask Zail Singh about it. After all, the fellow was the
President of the nation!
They ask Zail Singh to check their calculation of the taxi fare.
Zail Singh ponders over the calculations and finally says, "See, I am
not
good at division. The process just boggles me but addition is something
I am
an expert at. Let us add all the amounts you guys gave to the taxi
driver
and check the result. This is how I do for those tax forms I get very
often. The process is slow but is sure." The other sardars nod their
heads
(?) in appreciation.
The President writes as shown below and also explains as he writes on:
13
13
13
13
13
13
13
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28
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i.e. 3+3+3+3+3+3+ 3= 21 and 21+1+1+1+1+1+ 1+1=28 so this checks out.
He then says, "Yes, it's correct. But I can also call my close friend
and
Finance man Banta Singh.
Banta Singh arrives, and when told of the problem, he replies that
he
doesn't think it is a bad deal but says, "No problem! I will verify it
via
mathematical computation. I'll verify it with multiplication. That
is
the
best technique for this, you see!"
While others watch in admiration, Banta Singh goes on to write as
shown:
13
x7
--- (7*3=21 ,7*1=7 so 21+7=2
21
+ 7
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28 This checks out as well.
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Then he says, "This is really fine. There should be no problem,
President
Sahab. After all, it is correct in all the methods."
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MissMuskaan
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hahahahhaha i have laughh so muchh mannn .. ab khushi khushi sohsakti hoon lolzz
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| Sun Mar 09, 2008 7:27 am |
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hardsweetme
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hahahahhaha i have laughh so muchh mannn .. ab khushi khushi sohsakti hoon lolzz
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thanks, chalay kohi khushi khushi soya toh  .
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farzamdeed
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v funny
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| Sun Mar 09, 2008 1:55 pm |
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MissMuskaan
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hahahahhaha i have laughh so muchh mannn .. ab khushi khushi sohsakti hoon lolzz
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thanks, chalay kohi khushi khushi soya toh . |
 some times is nice to laugh before u go to sleep .. i realised yesterday ...
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hardsweetme
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hahahahhaha i have laughh so muchh mannn .. ab khushi khushi sohsakti hoon lolzz
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thanks, chalay kohi khushi khushi soya toh . |
some times is nice to laugh before u go to sleep .. i realised yesterday ... |
yes a good sleep will be there if your mind is relax and that only happened if you happy.
have a happy life.
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hardsweetme
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Srdr: I haven't slept all night in the train.
Frnd: why?
Srdr: Got upper berth.
Frnd: Why didn't you exchange seats?
Srdr: oye, there was nobody to exchange with in
the lower berth..
Sardar tells a girl "Come 2 my house at nite,
nobody will be there............. Girl goes at night &
there was
nobody at home
A Teacher lecturing on population - In India
after Every 10 sec a Woman gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.
Sardar had twins; he named them Tin & Martin.
Again had twins & named Peter & Repeater.
again twins & named Max & Climax.
Again the same. disgusted Sardar named them TIRED
& RETIRED!
Srdr gets ready ,wears tie, coat ,goes out,
climbs tree, sits on the Branch regularly. A man asks
why he does this.
Srdr:"I've been promoted to branch manager."
Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He
was not sure as
to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".
After much thought he wrote : Yes!
One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to
his college.
Why?
Because he wanted to check where the question
paper is leaking...
Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It"s Already raining.
Sardar: So what, take an umbrella and go.
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DreamzZ
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LMSFAO.....Heheheh
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shakeelmscw
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Sardarjee's Maths
There is a group of 7 Sardars who plan to meet their old friend the
President Dr. Zail Singh
The Sardars decide to take a taxi.
The taxi driver takes them to Rashtrapati Bhavan.
The meter shows Rs. 28/-, so the taxi driver says, "You have to pay me
Rs.
28/-."
Now, the Sardars have to share the cost among themselves and so they
decide
to divide the total (Rs. 28/-) by the number of people, i.e. 7.
This is how they do the calculation to arrive at the answer:
____
7 | 28 = 13 ( 7 x 1 = 7, 7 x 3 = 21 ).
7
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21
21
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0
--
The driver is exceedingly happy upon receiving Rs. 13/- from each of
the
Sardars. He thanks them profusely and the feeling of happiness is
writtern
on his face as he leaves them and proceeds his way.
Seeing this, the Sardars feel that they may have made a mistake.
They decide to ask Zail Singh about it. After all, the fellow was the
President of the nation!
They ask Zail Singh to check their calculation of the taxi fare.
Zail Singh ponders over the calculations and finally says, "See, I am
not
good at division. The process just boggles me but addition is something
I am
an expert at. Let us add all the amounts you guys gave to the taxi
driver
and check the result. This is how I do for those tax forms I get very
often. The process is slow but is sure." The other sardars nod their
heads
(?) in appreciation.
The President writes as shown below and also explains as he writes on:
13
13
13
13
13
13
13
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28
--
i.e. 3+3+3+3+3+3+ 3= 21 and 21+1+1+1+1+1+ 1+1=28 so this checks out.
He then says, "Yes, it's correct. But I can also call my close friend
and
Finance man Banta Singh.
Banta Singh arrives, and when told of the problem, he replies that
he
doesn't think it is a bad deal but says, "No problem! I will verify it
via
mathematical computation. I'll verify it with multiplication. That
is
the
best technique for this, you see!"
While others watch in admiration, Banta Singh goes on to write as
shown:
13
x7
--- (7*3=21 ,7*1=7 so 21+7=2
21
+ 7
--
28 This checks out as well.
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Then he says, "This is really fine. There should be no problem,
President
Sahab. After all, it is correct in all the methods." |
Nice
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zainali
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lol.
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| Mon Mar 17, 2008 4:43 am |
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shakeelmscw
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Zain Ali, Welcome to forum pakistan, We would appriciate if you post some nice jokes.
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Miss jafri
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i have not a sardar joke but i have one for u ppl.....
When I was younger I hated going to weddings.
It seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me,"You are next".
They stopped that shit after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals. [)]
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shakeelmscw
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i have not a sardar joke but i have one for u ppl.....
When I was younger I hated going to weddings.
It seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me,"You are next".
They stopped that shit after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals. [)] |
hahahaha, app ko kuch lehaz nahin badroon kaa 
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zamust
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Newton said: 'impossible' ka word meri dictionary mein nahi hai.
Sardar: Te mama dictionary veikh k leni si na.......!
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jojida
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Well, a language has so many meanings from all over the world, In united states, i have met so mny muslims and indians who cant write in their home language, and that is not all, ppl from different countries are adopted to where they are living. anyways someone translate this into english, i love punjabi jokes
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shakeelmscw
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Sardar proposed a Girl......
Girl said I'm 1yr elder to you...........
Sardar said Oye No Problem Soniye, I'll marry you NEXT YEAR
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ratish_tiwary
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People carry on this forum,and make people go crazy.leave the sardarji's for sometime and concentrate on other areas.Im an indian but happy to be a part of this forum , cause I belive we all should live like friends.Let follow peace and preach the same.Spread happiness by making people laugh.
You will realize what is the meaning of being a pakistani or an indian when you are away from your country.When I meet any pakistani in UK he is as dear to me as any indian.So when we can be brothers when we out in the world , we can be brother as well, when we are neighbours.
cheers.
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kaka4
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hehe funny
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| Tue Apr 29, 2008 8:09 pm |
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hardsweetme
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Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth................. WHY?
because his doctor advised him "Todays dinner should be light"_-=
Santa! Your daughter has died!
Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor
At 50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter!
At 25flr:I'm unmarried!
At 10flr:I'm Banta not santa
ON A ROMANTIC DATE SARDARS GIRL FRIEND ASKS HIM,DARLING ON OUR ENGAGEMENT WILL U GIVE ME A RING?
HE SAID YA SURE WHATS YOUR PHONE NUMBER
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| Mon May 19, 2008 11:34 pm |
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Anni Ali
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aww some really amazing jokes guys...thnx for sharing...
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Mudessir
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Wife:Please bike taze na chalao
mujhey dar lag raha hay.
Sardar: Agar tujhy bhi dar lag raha hay
to meri tarah ankhein band kar lay.
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Mudessir
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Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,
He did translation:
1.Main aam admi nahi hon
I’m not a mango man
2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.
Colda & hota r fruits
3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay
English comes 2 me also
4.do ro do chaar.
give and give four.
5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay
I belong 2 green pur thousanda:)
SARDAR GOING TO SHIKAAR
Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha
Wife: y r u standing here?
Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon
Wife: To jao na..!
Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai
1 SARDAR AIR HOSTESS SAY
1 sardar airhostess se,
“Aapki shakal meri biwi si bohut milti hai!”
Hostess ne zordar thappar us k mun pe mara..
sardar forun bola:”Adat bhi bohut milti hai”
SARDAR KO tRUCK NE TAKAR MAR DI
Sardar ko truck ne takkar mar di
Dost: Yar jo hona tha hogaya
per tu itna dara huwa Q hai?
Sardar: Yar kion k us truck k pichay likha tha
“Phir Milenge”
SARDAR KI WIFE INSPECTOR SAY
Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo
lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-(
Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:-
to behan kuch or paka lo:-)
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abdullah_zaman
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a man finds a magic lamp, he rubs the lamp and a jini appears and asks 'Kya hukam hei mere aqa'
the man sys 'make a road from Lahore to New York'
jinni finds it quite a tough job and tries to convince the man to make another wish by saying that its better to fly to newyork than going by road as it saves time.
the man then says ' ok then make my wife obedient to me'
Jinni replies ' choro yeh batao road double banani hai ya single!'
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Anni Ali
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nice jokes guys...
thnx for sharing
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