Jokes (Sardar Jii)

Sardar sitting on the top of the mountain and studying,

A persn asked what he was doing?

He replied: Higher Studies

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	Riya wrote:
	Sardar sitting on the top of the mountain and studying, A persn asked what he was doing? He replied: Higher Studies

hehehe...

I also wana do Higher Studies...

Funny one..

Thanks for sharing Riya!

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Anne wrote:

	Riya wrote:
	Sardar sitting on the top of the mountain and studying, A persn asked what he was doing? He replied: Higher Studies

hehehe...

I also wana do Higher Studies...

Funny one..

Thanks for sharing Riya!

u welcome Chalit ka Naam Anne Wink

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Riya wrote:

	Anne wrote:
	hehehe... I also wana do Higher Studies... Funny one.. Thanks for sharing Riya!

u welcome Chalit ka Naam Anne Wink

mein to aaya tha joke paRhne paRi nazar Anne pe Wink

sardaaaarni Cool

going to do Higher Studeis.... aor agar fial hogayi to... i mean agar gir gayi to Shocked

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	iqbal wrote:
	sardaaaarni going to do Higher Studeis.... aor agar fial hogayi to... i mean agar gir gayi to

gir gaye to aap meri Insurance claim ker lena. . .

jate waqt bhi aap ko kuch de ke hi jaon gi.....

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Anne wrote:

	iqbal wrote:
	sardaaaarni going to do Higher Studeis.... aor agar fial hogayi to... i mean agar gir gayi to

gir gaye to aap meri Insurance claim ker lena. . .

jate waqt bhi aap ko kuch de ke hi jaon gi.....

Jitnna logoon ga dainaa hai sub app kay naam, Iqbal bhai moujj karrrain

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«´¨`·.Shakeel Ahmed ..·´¨`»
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(((**A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes**))

	Anne wrote:
	gir gaye to aap meri Insurance claim ker lena. . . jate waqt bhi aap ko kuch de ke hi jaon gi.....

ab kiya mein tumhare girne ka intizaar karon.... Shocked

wese Insurance mein tumhara sab kuch kara k itna bachega ke mein aik shaadi karlon Embarassed

ab yeh sunke pahaR se mere ooper hi mat gir jana..... Laughing

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rohit_bangalore wrote:

If we were in Pakistan, our options for professional
courses after Std. XII would be as follows :

JEE - Jehadic Entrance Examination

IIT - Islamic Institute of Terrorism

IIM - Institute of Infiltration Management

CAT - Career in Alqaida & Taliban

IAS - Iraq after Saddam

M Tech - Masters in Terror Technology

GATE - General Aptitude in Terror and Extremism

TOEFL - Test of Extremist Foreign Languages

GRE - Graduate in Relocation Extremism

MBBS - Master of Bomb Blasting Strategies

MBA - Master of Bombing Administration

ohh now I understand y the Aussies called u Racists....they're right!!! U guys r for sure racists

Anne wrote:

rohit_bangalore wrote:

If we were in Pakistan, our options for professional
courses after Std. XII would be as follows :

JEE - Jehadic Entrance Examination

IIT - Islamic Institute of Terrorism

IIM - Institute of Infiltration Management

CAT - Career in Alqaida & Taliban

IAS - Iraq after Saddam

M Tech - Masters in Terror Technology

GATE - General Aptitude in Terror and Extremism

TOEFL - Test of Extremist Foreign Languages

GRE - Graduate in Relocation Extremism

MBBS - Master of Bomb Blasting Strategies

MBA - Master of Bombing Administration

Not appreciated mate.

You may not appreciate it but when I visited PU after a very long time, I found most of the students talking like madrisa grads. They discussed some illiterate mullahs and were calling them 'scholars'. Maybe by scholar they meant a person who lives his whole life on free fund (scholarship).

I'm sure you're not going to like this either. Sorry

Pak-man wrote:

Anne wrote:

rohit_bangalore wrote:

If we were in Pakistan, our options for professional
courses after Std. XII would be as follows :

JEE - Jehadic Entrance Examination

IIT - Islamic Institute of Terrorism

IIM - Institute of Infiltration Management

CAT - Career in Alqaida & Taliban

IAS - Iraq after Saddam

M Tech - Masters in Terror Technology

GATE - General Aptitude in Terror and Extremism

TOEFL - Test of Extremist Foreign Languages

GRE - Graduate in Relocation Extremism

MBBS - Master of Bomb Blasting Strategies

MBA - Master of Bombing Administration

Not appreciated mate.

You may not appreciate it but when I visited PU after a very long time, I found most of the students talking like madrisa grads. They discussed some illiterate mullahs and were calling them 'scholars'. Maybe by scholar they meant a person who lives his whole life on free fund (scholarship).

I'm sure you're not going to like this either. Sorry

don't hurts others

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«´¨`·.Shakeel Ahmed ..·´¨`»
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(((**A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes**))

http://www.totalfunworld.com

dashing_dxb

Perfect Yar!

"قبرمیں ٹانگیں اور سالگرہ کا شوق"
Very Happy

لیکن کیا یہ بھی سردار ھیں Question

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"When some blessings come to you, do not drive them away through thanklessness."(Imam Ali a.s.)

hahaha.... funny

Santa: I have swallowed a key.
Doctor: When?
Santa: 3 months back!
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.

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«´¨`·.Shakeel Ahmed ..·´¨`»
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(((**A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes**))

Why was Sardar G arrested in a political rally?
Because he saw a girl going around with a badge on her chest which said
"PRESS" and Sardar G pressed it.

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«´¨`·.Shakeel Ahmed ..·´¨`»
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(((**A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes**))

	shakeelmscw wrote:
	Why was Sardar G arrested in a political rally? Because he saw a girl going around with a badge on her chest which said "PRESS" and Sardar G pressed it.

Ab kiya kahain bhai!

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"When some blessings come to you, do not drive them away through thanklessness."(Imam Ali a.s.)

Bhola calls the Help Desk to complain that there's something wrong with
his password.

No, it's not the usual caps-lock problem.

"The problem is that whenever I type the password, it just shows
stars," he says.

"Those asterisks are to protect you," the Help Desk technician
explains,

"so if someone were standing behind you, they wouldn't be able to read
your password."

"Yeah," he says,

"but they show up even when there is no one standing behind
me

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«´¨`·.Shakeel Ahmed ..·´¨`»
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(((**A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes**))

Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe. 5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is Kantibhai Shah.

Bill Gates: Thank you for coming. Those who do not know JAVA may leave. 2000 people leave the room. Kantibhai says to himself, 'I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I'll give it a try'

Bill Gates: Candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100 people may leave. 2000 people leave the room. Kantibhai says to himself ' I never managed anybody by myself but I have nothing to lose if I stay. What can happen to me?' So he stays.

Bill Gates: Candidates who do not have management diplomas may leave. 500 people leave the room. Kantibhai says to himself, 'I left school at 15 but what have I got to lose?' So he stays in the room.

Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak Serbo - Croat to leave. 498 people leave the room. Kantibhai says to himself, ' I do not speak one word of Serbo - Croat but what do I have to lose?' So he stays and finds himself with one other candidate.

Everyone else has gone. Bill Gates joined them and said 'Apparently you are the only two candidates who speak Serbo - Croat, so I'd now like to hear you have a conversation together in that language.' Calmly, Kantibhai turns to the other candidate and says `kem chho' The other candidate answers 'ek dam majama..

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Sardar at bar in New York.
Man on his right says "Johny Walker single"
Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single"
Sardar says - "Baljith Singh Married"
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Boss : am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.k
Sardar : U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k.......but??
how much is DRIVING salary...?
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Sardar's theory : Moon is more impt than Sun, coz it gives light at
night when light is needed & Sun gives light during the day when light
is not needed!!!
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2 sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks the
other to check whether its working, he puts his head out and
says
YES...NO...YES...NO...YES...NO...
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Sardar shouting 2 his girl friend " u said v will do register marriage
and cheated me, I was waiting 4 u yesterday whole day in the post
office....
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Sardar is in a dissection class of cockroach. He cuts its 1 leg, and
says, "chal", it walks.
He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, "chal" , it walks.
He cuts all the legs and said, "chal...." Finally he wrote the
conclusion......
...... "after all the legs of a cockroach are cut - it becomes deaf......"
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A Tamilian call up sardar and asks " tamil therima??"
Sardar got mad, angrily replied.... "Hindi tera baap!!!"
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2 sardarjis looking at Egyptian
mummy.
Sar 1 : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.
Sar 2 : Aaho, lorry number is also written...BC 1760!!!....

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A PAKISTANI ( NOT A SINDHI, PUNJABI, PAKHTOON, BALOCHI,MOHAJIR OR ANY OTHER RACE JUST A PURE PAKISTANI) IN CANADA .

hardsweetme wrote:

Sardar at bar in New York.
Man on his right says "Johny Walker single"
Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single"
Sardar says - "Baljith Singh Married"
***********************************************

Boss : am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.k
Sardar : U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k.......but??
how much is DRIVING salary...?
***********************************************

Sardar's theory : Moon is more impt than Sun, coz it gives light at
night when light is needed & Sun gives light during the day when light
is not needed!!!
***********************************************

2 sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks the
other to check whether its working, he puts his head out and
says
YES...NO...YES...NO...YES...NO...
***********************************************
Sardar shouting 2 his girl friend " u said v will do register marriage
and cheated me, I was waiting 4 u yesterday whole day in the post
office....
****************************** *****************

Sardar is in a dissection class of cockroach. He cuts its 1 leg, and
says, "chal", it walks.
He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, "chal" , it walks.
He cuts all the legs and said, "chal...." Finally he wrote the
conclusion......
...... "after all the legs of a cockroach are cut - it becomes deaf......"
***********************************************

A Tamilian call up sardar and asks " tamil therima??"
Sardar got mad, angrily replied.... "Hindi tera baap!!!"
***********************************************

2 sardarjis looking at Egyptian
mummy.
Sar 1 : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.
Sar 2 : Aaho, lorry number is also written...BC 1760!!!....

nice collection Laughing

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«´¨`·.Shakeel Ahmed ..·´¨`»
*(¸.·'´(¸.·'´*¤*`'·.¸)`'·.¸)*

(((**A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes**))

	Riya wrote:
	Sardar sitting on the top of the mountain and studying, A persn asked what he was doing? He replied: Higher Studies

Lol
old but awsome Wink

hardsweetme wrote:

Sardar at bar in New York.
Man on his right says "Johny Walker single"
Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single"
Sardar says - "Baljith Singh Married"
***********************************************

Boss : am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.k
Sardar : U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k.......but??
how much is DRIVING salary...?
***********************************************

Sardar's theory : Moon is more impt than Sun, coz it gives light at
night when light is needed & Sun gives light during the day when light
is not needed!!!
***********************************************

2 sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks the
other to check whether its working, he puts his head out and
says
YES...NO...YES...NO...YES...NO...
***********************************************
Sardar shouting 2 his girl friend " u said v will do register marriage
and cheated me, I was waiting 4 u yesterday whole day in the post
office....
****************************** *****************

Sardar is in a dissection class of cockroach. He cuts its 1 leg, and
says, "chal", it walks.
He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, "chal" , it walks.
He cuts all the legs and said, "chal...." Finally he wrote the
conclusion......
...... "after all the legs of a cockroach are cut - it becomes deaf......"
***********************************************

A Tamilian call up sardar and asks " tamil therima??"
Sardar got mad, angrily replied.... "Hindi tera baap!!!"
***********************************************

2 sardarjis looking at Egyptian
mummy.
Sar 1 : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.
Sar 2 : Aaho, lorry number is also written...BC 1760!!!....

nice Man

	shakeelmscw wrote:
	Santa: I have swallowed a key. Doctor: When? Santa: 3 months back! Doctor: What were you doing till now? Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.

lol