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Anne
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Too phir kiya sikha saktee hain ..hmm |
Mining, Mine Ventilation, Minerals Extracting and blasting, Thermodynamics, Mechanics of solids and fluids, Machinery Design and Components etc etc--
Thats what i have studied and can teach you! |
Ok kab ley Rahi hain pheli Class. |
Pehle mujh se Admission to le lo....
main har pagal ko admission nahi de deti.....
Us ke baad Fees bhi pay karni hai aap ko....
Then thereafter the Lessons will start..
Good Luck!
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DreamzZ
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Acha too mujy addmission mily wala nahi
FEEEs
mery pass bohattttttttttttttttttttttt paisy hain ...hehehe
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Soorma fitna batil koo daba dety hain
Khoon dheky hwey zaroon koo pila dety hain
Apni goodo key chiragoon koo buja dety hain
Apny chandoon koo andery main dula dety hain
Misle --------- jo pegham umal dety hain
aisy hee loog zamany koo badal dety hain
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Anne
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Acha too mujy addmission mily wala nahi
FEEEs
mery pass bohattttttttttttttttttttttt paisy hain ...hehehe |
Jee haan...
Aaj kal kuch bhi Free nahi hota.......
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Riya
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well.. bro.. aap jitni marzi hee koshish kar lo per uska kawwa black nahi kar sakte
uska kawwa white tha , hai aur hamesha rehe ga
wo aap ki baat ko kabhi bhi accept nahi kary ga |
Arre Riya itna Ghussa....
Pyaar se samjhao gi to woh samajh jaye ga....
Pyaar ki meethi zaban to sab mante hain....
is tarah ghusse se to koi bhi nahi kuch mane ga... |
Insaan Ghusaa tab kerta hai jab kisi se piyar kerta hai, so when anyone will point towards our beloved Pakistan. How can one tolerate this. it natural
Anne app ki baat bhi sahih hai lekin kuch log meri tara jazbati bhi to hotey hain, nahi bardasht ker sakty.
I agree with riya
"روہیت میاں۔ تیرا کاں ای چیٹا اے تے فیر اسی کی کریے" |
well.. mujhe panjabi ki to samajh nahi aati hai lekin yeh samajh gai ke aap ne kiya kaha hai
well.. yeh to ab sab ko he manna parayga ke maine sahi kaha tha
and thnx to u bro..
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Anne
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well.. mujhe panjabi ki to samajh nahi aati hai lekin yeh samajh gai ke aap ne kiya kaha hai
well.. yeh to ab sab ko he manna parayga ke maine sahi kaha tha
and thnx to u bro.. |
issi liye keh rahi thi thori se punjabi seekh lo....
Aap kaho aur hum na mane... yeh kabhi nahi ho sakta...
you are always right!
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princeimran
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Very nice joke
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Anne
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Very nice joke |
Thankyou Prince Imran...
Aap khush... Hum Khush !
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askari.z55
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well.. bro.. aap jitni marzi hee koshish kar lo per uska kawwa black nahi kar sakte
uska kawwa white tha , hai aur hamesha rehe ga
wo aap ki baat ko kabhi bhi accept nahi kary ga |
Arre Riya itna Ghussa....
Pyaar se samjhao gi to woh samajh jaye ga....
Pyaar ki meethi zaban to sab mante hain....
is tarah ghusse se to koi bhi nahi kuch mane ga... |
Insaan Ghusaa tab kerta hai jab kisi se piyar kerta hai, so when anyone will point towards our beloved Pakistan. How can one tolerate this. it natural
Anne app ki baat bhi sahih hai lekin kuch log meri tara jazbati bhi to hotey hain, nahi bardasht ker sakty.
I agree with riya
"روہیت میاں۔ تیرا کاں ای چیٹا اے تے فیر اسی کی کریے" |
well.. mujhe panjabi ki to samajh nahi aati hai lekin yeh samajh gai ke aap ne kiya kaha hai
well.. yeh to ab sab ko he manna parayga ke maine sahi kaha tha
and thnx to u bro.. |
جی آیاں نوں
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atomixprince
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very good yar
I liked the jokes
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| Sun Dec 09, 2007 8:46 pm |
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BOKHARIHASSAN
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very nice post more
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| Sun Dec 09, 2007 9:27 pm |
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Rohjit its not your problem, actually, is the nature of indian soil in which you are grown.
So, we dont mind what ever you think about us. Just be happy, and try to make less trouble for others.
May God Help All Indian People in improving the negative attitude to others . |
well.. bro.. aap jitni marzi hee koshish kar lo per uska kawwa black nahi kar sakte
uska kawwa white tha , hai aur hamesha rehe ga
wo aap ki baat ko kabhi bhi accept nahi kary ga |
Riya Mera khiyal hai tummain ghalti lag rahi hai, uss ka kawwa white naheen RED HAI... 
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shakeelmscw
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SARDAR DETECTIVE
A policeman was testing 3 Singh brothers who were training to become
detectives.
To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the
first Singh a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. "This is your
suspect, how would you recognize him?"
The first Singh answers, "That's
easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!" The policeman
says, "Well...uh...that's because the picture I showed is his side
profile."
Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for
5 seconds at the second Singh and asks him, "This is your suspect, how
would
you recognize him?"
The second Singh smiles and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy
to catch because he only has one ear!" The policeman angrily responds,
"What's the matter with you two? Of course only one eye and one ear are
showing because it's a picture of his side profile! Is that the best answer
you can come up with?"
Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third Singh
and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would you
recognize him?
He quickly adds, "Think hard before giving me a stupid answer." The Singh
looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "The suspect wears
contact lenses." The policeman is surprised and speechless because he
really
doesn't know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not. "Well, that's an
interesting answer. Wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and
I'll get back to you on that." He leaves the room and goes to his office,
checks the suspect's file in his computer, and comes back with a beaming
smile on his face.
"Wow! I can't believe it. It's TRUE! The suspect does in fact wear contact
lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?"
"That's easy," the Singh replied. "He can't wear regular glasses because he
only has one eye and one ear."
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| Sun Dec 09, 2007 10:24 pm |
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shakeelmscw
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A two seater plane crashed in a graveyard in Punjab
today.......
Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are
still.....digging for more.
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Rohjit its not your problem, actually, is the nature of indian soil in which you are grown.
So, we dont mind what ever you think about us. Just be happy, and try to make less trouble for others.
May God Help All Indian People in improving the negative attitude to others . |
well.. bro.. aap jitni marzi hee koshish kar lo per uska kawwa black nahi kar sakte
uska kawwa white tha , hai aur hamesha rehe ga
wo aap ki baat ko kabhi bhi accept nahi kary ga |
Riya Mera khiyal hai tummain ghalti lag rahi hai, uss ka kawwa white naheen RED HAI... |
ab kiya pata kay kitne colour hain uskay Kawwe kay 
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rashid.qureshi
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NICE
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| Mon Dec 10, 2007 8:00 pm |
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shakeelmscw
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Rohjit its not your problem, actually, is the nature of indian soil in which you are grown.
So, we dont mind what ever you think about us. Just be happy, and try to make less trouble for others.
May God Help All Indian People in improving the negative attitude to others . |
well.. bro.. aap jitni marzi hee koshish kar lo per uska kawwa black nahi kar sakte
uska kawwa white tha , hai aur hamesha rehe ga
wo aap ki baat ko kabhi bhi accept nahi kary ga |
Riya Mera khiyal hai tummain ghalti lag rahi hai, uss ka kawwa white naheen RED HAI... |
ab kiya pata kay kitne colour hain uskay Kawwe kay |
Did you ever thought that, why he have posted all foolish data here in jokes section? 
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Anne
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SARDAR DETECTIVE
A policeman was testing 3 Singh brothers who were training to become
detectives.
To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the
first Singh a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. "This is your
suspect, how would you recognize him?"
The first Singh answers, "That's
easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!" The policeman
says, "Well...uh...that's because the picture I showed is his side
profile."
Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for
5 seconds at the second Singh and asks him, "This is your suspect, how
would
you recognize him?"
The second Singh smiles and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy
to catch because he only has one ear!" The policeman angrily responds,
"What's the matter with you two? Of course only one eye and one ear are
showing because it's a picture of his side profile! Is that the best answer
you can come up with?"
Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third Singh
and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would you
recognize him?
He quickly adds, "Think hard before giving me a stupid answer." The Singh
looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "The suspect wears
contact lenses." The policeman is surprised and speechless because he
really
doesn't know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not. "Well, that's an
interesting answer. Wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and
I'll get back to you on that." He leaves the room and goes to his office,
checks the suspect's file in his computer, and comes back with a beaming
smile on his face.
"Wow! I can't believe it. It's TRUE! The suspect does in fact wear contact
lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?"
"That's easy," the Singh replied. "He can't wear regular glasses because he
only has one eye and one ear." |
Thats a Good one...
lol, He can't wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear...
Thanks for Sharing and Keep them coming Shakeel...
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| Tue Dec 18, 2007 7:28 am |
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shakeelmscw
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Thanks anne
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shakeelmscw
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Sardar reads
a poster outside
d police station...
WANTED!!!
for murder.
He goes
inside
police station
& says,
"sir i want 2
apply for this job"
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shakeelmscw
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I m not a fool
Sardarji is in Delhi. He is walking on a street which has a Clock Tower
when someone asks him if he wants to buy the clock on the Tower.
Sardarji says "Yes".
"Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder." The man took
the thousand and disappeared. Having waited for several hours the
Sardarji figured he was made a fool by that man.
On the next day the Sardarji is again walking along the same street
and the same man asks him to buy the clock. "Give me a thousand rupees
and I'll go get a ladder."
The Sardarji gives him the thousand and says I am not a fool. This
time, you wait and I'll go get a ladder."
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| Wed Dec 19, 2007 11:26 am |
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Anne
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I m not a fool
Sardarji is in Delhi. He is walking on a street which has a Clock Tower
when someone asks him if he wants to buy the clock on the Tower.
Sardarji says "Yes".
"Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder." The man took
the thousand and disappeared. Having waited for several hours the
Sardarji figured he was made a fool by that man.
On the next day the Sardarji is again walking along the same street
and the same man asks him to buy the clock. "Give me a thousand rupees
and I'll go get a ladder."
The Sardarji gives him the thousand and says I am not a fool. This
time, you wait and I'll go get a ladder." |
Oh God, Thats very funny....
lost another 1000...
lol: This time, you wait and I'll go get a ladder..
Thanks Shakeel for sharing!
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shakeelmscw
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I m not a fool
Sardarji is in Delhi. He is walking on a street which has a Clock Tower
when someone asks him if he wants to buy the clock on the Tower.
Sardarji says "Yes".
"Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder." The man took
the thousand and disappeared. Having waited for several hours the
Sardarji figured he was made a fool by that man.
On the next day the Sardarji is again walking along the same street
and the same man asks him to buy the clock. "Give me a thousand rupees
and I'll go get a ladder."
The Sardarji gives him the thousand and says I am not a fool. This
time, you wait and I'll go get a ladder." |
Oh God, Thats very funny....
lost another 1000...
lol: This time, you wait and I'll go get a ladder..
Thanks Shakeel for sharing! |
You are welcome dear
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shakeelmscw
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Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name
from.
NASA to SATYANASA
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| Thu Dec 20, 2007 3:29 pm |
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Anne
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Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name
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NASA to SATYANASA |
hehehe...
Yeh kaisa joke tha Shakeel...???
lol @ SATYANASA
Thanks for sharing Shakeel and Post more Santa Banta Jokes Please!
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shakeelmscw
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Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.
Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.
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