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Once Santa Singh was riding a cycle and he suddenly
hit a girl!
So girl shouted, 'Break nahi maar sakta tha!!!'
And sardarji replied, 'Poori cycle to maar di ab
break kya alag se maroon??????????????????? `
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Once Santa Singh was riding a cycle and he suddenly
hit a girl!
So girl shouted, 'Break nahi maar sakta tha!!!'
And sardarji replied, 'Poori cycle to maar di ab
break kya alag se maroon??????????????????? ` |
hehehe
Oh Shakeel.....
Ab hansa hansa ke marne ka iradaa hai kiya???
Thanks!
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Once Santa Singh was riding a cycle and he suddenly
hit a girl!
So girl shouted, 'Break nahi maar sakta tha!!!'
And sardarji replied, 'Poori cycle to maar di ab
break kya alag se maroon??????????????????? ` |
hehehe
Oh Shakeel.....
Ab hansa hansa ke marne ka iradaa hai kiya???
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APP AISAY THODRI MARNAY WALI HOOOO,
kIDDING yar, now serious God always protect you.
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Teacher :What happened in 1869?
Student:Gandhi ji was born.
Teacher :What happened in 1873?
Student:Gandhiji was four years old.
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Teacher :What happened in 1869?
Student:Gandhi ji was born.
Teacher :What happened in 1873?
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yeh bachche bhi na....
kab sudhrain ge....
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Teacher :What happened in 1869?
Student:Gandhi ji was born.
Teacher :What happened in 1873?
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yeh bachche bhi na....
kab sudhrain ge.... |
BACHAAY HAIN SAMMAJ JAAIN GAY....
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rohit_bangalore
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If we were in Pakistan, our options for professional
courses after Std. XII would be as follows :
JEE - Jehadic Entrance Examination
IIT - Islamic Institute of Terrorism
IIM - Institute of Infiltration Management
CAT - Career in Alqaida & Taliban
IAS - Iraq after Saddam
M Tech - Masters in Terror Technology
GATE - General Aptitude in Terror and Extremism
TOEFL - Test of Extremist Foreign Languages
GRE - Graduate in Relocation Extremism
MBBS - Master of Bomb Blasting Strategies
MBA - Master of Bombing Administration
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If we were in Pakistan, our options for professional
courses after Std. XII would be as follows :
JEE - Jehadic Entrance Examination
IIT - Islamic Institute of Terrorism
IIM - Institute of Infiltration Management
CAT - Career in Alqaida & Taliban
IAS - Iraq after Saddam
M Tech - Masters in Terror Technology
GATE - General Aptitude in Terror and Extremism
TOEFL - Test of Extremist Foreign Languages
GRE - Graduate in Relocation Extremism
MBBS - Master of Bomb Blasting Strategies
MBA - Master of Bombing Administration |
Not appreciated mate.
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rohit_bangalore
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 Just a joke...............................The joke suited the profile few years back...Now there is a considerable amount of changes.
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askari.z55
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Rohjit its not your problem, actually, is the nature of indian soil in which you are grown.
So, we dont mind what ever you think about us. Just be happy, and try to make less trouble for others.
May God Help All Indian People in improving the negative attitude to others .
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rohit_bangalore
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Well friend "askari.z55"
1)In india we are not taught Wrong history about pakistan.Pls see ur history books...its all india rheotic..
2)There is no anti pakistan in our books...History is not changed like ur leaders and fundamentalist did
3)No program on indias public or private channels does any bashing against pakistan....Like u have on ur ptv.
4)We are also not given wrong/misleading information about any country.......the way u project india " a hindu state"..sometimes i get surprised once people in pakistan talk about hindu fundametalist and they start comparing with Muslims extremism............First of all Hindus don support those RSS/VHP and shiv sena...And they just play a stunt to gather media attention..But in pakistan u r all told what not..i do agree that Fanatics in ayodhya and gujrat let us down....But u people are given such a misleading information abt india....U cant help it...u dont even have a free media and judiciary.........At the same time ur same media forgets about the plight of 7% hindus in ur country and who have no been reduced to few laks...Either they were forcibly converted or circumstances made them to do so(like Yousuf youhana)..
At the same time Ur ISI created taliwan and sent those "Bhade ka tattoos afganis" afgani to our kashmir kashmir was safe and there was no indian army there but ISI started killing people and forced india to send a massive army...........And see now ur taliwan..............................................I dont need to prove ..
Full world knows that pakistan is safe only for terrorists....While we dont have any hatred against people of pakistan.But certainly i hate ur army and Ur isi which has created such condition for kashmir...ISI not only sent those Foolish brainless jehadis and used religion to promote terrorism in india..Please see in the world news about india...EVeryone believes that india is secular and democratic................We have a media who can atleast tell the truth........Not like urs who didnt even bother about those innoncents killing/conversion of hindus/buddhist to islam...We have no book that says anything bad about pakistan............But we are not fool...Pakistan army and it ISI did mumbai bomb blast and some other 1000 bomb blasts in india...Now once they are losing in kashmir..they have resorted to killing muslims in kashmir and put the blame on indian army.............................Dont wry we will crush all this afgani and pakstanis terrorists...........Once there were 10000 and now only 400...........PLease see the situation in SWAT and see how UR ISI /army is brutally killing anyone thats coming in between..........
Well i am not against u people who are very ignorant and dont know truth about ur country..>The main reason was that u hd no one to tell u truth..But we hav read truth history and we are also following the truth around us..................
I have personally no problems wit u people..BUt i am certainly not happy with ur govt nd ur army who kept up proxy wars againsts us...............We have respect in international community and we dont respond to similar cowardice acts..........
I also want peace............But as long as u people will keep supporting thir army ,there can be no peace//////////
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askari.z55
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May God Help You
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Rohjit its not your problem, actually, is the nature of indian soil in which you are grown.
So, we dont mind what ever you think about us. Just be happy, and try to make less trouble for others.
May God Help All Indian People in improving the negative attitude to others . |
well.. bro.. aap jitni marzi hee koshish kar lo per uska kawwa black nahi kar sakte
uska kawwa white tha , hai aur hamesha rehe ga
wo aap ki baat ko kabhi bhi accept nahi kary ga
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well.. bro.. aap jitni marzi hee koshish kar lo per uska kawwa black nahi kar sakte
uska kawwa white tha , hai aur hamesha rehe ga
wo aap ki baat ko kabhi bhi accept nahi kary ga |
Arre Riya itna Ghussa....
Pyaar se samjhao gi to woh samajh jaye ga....
Pyaar ki meethi zaban to sab mante hain....
is tarah ghusse se to koi bhi nahi kuch mane ga...
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askari.z55
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well.. bro.. aap jitni marzi hee koshish kar lo per uska kawwa black nahi kar sakte
uska kawwa white tha , hai aur hamesha rehe ga
wo aap ki baat ko kabhi bhi accept nahi kary ga |
Arre Riya itna Ghussa....
Pyaar se samjhao gi to woh samajh jaye ga....
Pyaar ki meethi zaban to sab mante hain....
is tarah ghusse se to koi bhi nahi kuch mane ga... |
Insaan Ghusaa tab kerta hai jab kisi se piyar kerta hai, so when anyone will point towards our beloved Pakistan. How can one tolerate this. it natural
Anne app ki baat bhi sahih hai lekin kuch log meri tara jazbati bhi to hotey hain, nahi bardasht ker sakty.
I agree with riya
"روہیت میاں۔ تیرا کاں ای چیٹا اے تے فیر اسی کی کریے"
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DreamzZ
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If we were in Pakistan, our options for professional
courses after Std. XII would be as follows :
JEE - Jehadic Entrance Examination
IIT - Islamic Institute of Terrorism
IIM - Institute of Infiltration Management
CAT - Career in Alqaida & Taliban
IAS - Iraq after Saddam
M Tech - Masters in Terror Technology
GATE - General Aptitude in Terror and Extremism
TOEFL - Test of Extremist Foreign Languages
GRE - Graduate in Relocation Extremism
MBBS - Master of Bomb Blasting Strategies
MBA - Master of Bombing Administration |
CHEAP PEOPLE CHEAP THIKING...NEVER MIND....KEEP POSTING....
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Soorma fitna batil koo daba dety hain
Khoon dheky hwey zaroon koo pila dety hain
Apni goodo key chiragoon koo buja dety hain
Apny chandoon koo andery main dula dety hain
Misle --------- jo pegham umal dety hain
aisy hee loog zamany koo badal dety hain
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DreamzZ
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Well friend "askari.z55"
1)In india we are not taught Wrong history about pakistan.Pls see ur history books...its all india rheotic..
2)There is no anti pakistan in our books...History is not changed like ur leaders and fundamentalist did
3)No program on indias public or private channels does any bashing against pakistan....Like u have on ur ptv.
4)We are also not given wrong/misleading information about any country.......the way u project india " a hindu state"..sometimes i get surprised once people in pakistan talk about hindu fundametalist and they start comparing with Muslims extremism............First of all Hindus don support those RSS/VHP and shiv sena...And they just play a stunt to gather media attention..But in pakistan u r all told what not..i do agree that Fanatics in ayodhya and gujrat let us down....But u people are given such a misleading information abt india....U cant help it...u dont even have a free media and judiciary.........At the same time ur same media forgets about the plight of 7% hindus in ur country and who have no been reduced to few laks...Either they were forcibly converted or circumstances made them to do so(like Yousuf youhana)..
At the same time Ur ISI created taliwan and sent those "Bhade ka tattoos afganis" afgani to our kashmir kashmir was safe and there was no indian army there but ISI started killing people and forced india to send a massive army...........And see now ur taliwan..............................................I dont need to prove ..
Full world knows that pakistan is safe only for terrorists....While we dont have any hatred against people of pakistan.But certainly i hate ur army and Ur isi which has created such condition for kashmir...ISI not only sent those Foolish brainless jehadis and used religion to promote terrorism in india..Please see in the world news about india...EVeryone believes that india is secular and democratic................We have a media who can atleast tell the truth........Not like urs who didnt even bother about those innoncents killing/conversion of hindus/buddhist to islam...We have no book that says anything bad about pakistan............But we are not fool...Pakistan army and it ISI did mumbai bomb blast and some other 1000 bomb blasts in india...Now once they are losing in kashmir..they have resorted to killing muslims in kashmir and put the blame on indian army.............................Dont wry we will crush all this afgani and pakstanis terrorists...........Once there were 10000 and now only 400...........PLease see the situation in SWAT and see how UR ISI /army is brutally killing anyone thats coming in between..........
Well i am not against u people who are very ignorant and dont know truth about ur country..>The main reason was that u hd no one to tell u truth..But we hav read truth history and we are also following the truth around us..................
I have personally no problems wit u people..BUt i am certainly not happy with ur govt nd ur army who kept up proxy wars againsts us...............We have respect in international community and we dont respond to similar cowardice acts..........
I also want peace............But as long as u people will keep supporting thir army ,there can be no peace////////// |
Woo main aksar misalain agy peechy kar leta hoon..
shaid is taran hey woo kuch...
KUTY KEE DUM 100 SAAL BE PIPE MAIN RAKHO woo THERI KEE THERI hee RHETII hey.
App Waisy hee SAB ROHIT peechy prhy hwy hain...
DREAMZZ put ROHIT on IGGED List..
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Soorma fitna batil koo daba dety hain
Khoon dheky hwey zaroon koo pila dety hain
Apni goodo key chiragoon koo buja dety hain
Apny chandoon koo andery main dula dety hain
Misle --------- jo pegham umal dety hain
aisy hee loog zamany koo badal dety hain
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Woo main aksar misalain agy peechy kar leta hoon..
shaid is taran hey woo kuch...
KUTY KEE DUM 100 SAAL BE PIPE MAIN RAKHO woo THERI KEE THERI hee RHETII hey.
App Waisy hee SAB ROHIT peechy prhy hwy hain...
DREAMZZ put ROHIT on IGGED List.. |
Oracle Boy aap Misalain achi de dete ho....
Aap ke paas to misalon ka khazana hai.... like it!
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Woo main aksar misalain agy peechy kar leta hoon..
shaid is taran hey woo kuch...
KUTY KEE DUM 100 SAAL BE PIPE MAIN RAKHO woo THERI KEE THERI hee RHETII hey.
App Waisy hee SAB ROHIT peechy prhy hwy hain...
DREAMZZ put ROHIT on IGGED List.. |
Oracle Boy aap Misalain achi de dete ho....
Aap ke paas to misalon ka khazana hai.... like it! |
Sab app kee sobat ka neetaja hey ..
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Soorma fitna batil koo daba dety hain
Khoon dheky hwey zaroon koo pila dety hain
Apni goodo key chiragoon koo buja dety hain
Apny chandoon koo andery main dula dety hain
Misle --------- jo pegham umal dety hain
aisy hee loog zamany koo badal dety hain
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Woo main aksar misalain agy peechy kar leta hoon..
shaid is taran hey woo kuch...
KUTY KEE DUM 100 SAAL BE PIPE MAIN RAKHO woo THERI KEE THERI hee RHETII hey.
App Waisy hee SAB ROHIT peechy prhy hwy hain...
DREAMZZ put ROHIT on IGGED List.. |
Oracle Boy aap Misalain achi de dete ho....
Aap ke paas to misalon ka khazana hai.... like it! |
Sab app kee sobat ka neetaja hey .. |
Oh Good one dude...
Mere saath raho ge to aur bahut kuch bhi seekh jao ge.... 
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Mujy sirf ORACLE SEKHNEE hey or kuch nahi 
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Soorma fitna batil koo daba dety hain
Khoon dheky hwey zaroon koo pila dety hain
Apni goodo key chiragoon koo buja dety hain
Apny chandoon koo andery main dula dety hain
Misle --------- jo pegham umal dety hain
aisy hee loog zamany koo badal dety hain
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Mujy sirf ORACLE SEKHNEE hey or kuch nahi |
nah baba main Oracle nahi sikha sakti
Jo parha nahi woh kaise sikhaon...
Never intrested in programming...
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Mujy sirf ORACLE SEKHNEE hey or kuch nahi |
nah baba main Oracle nahi sikha sakti
Jo parha nahi woh kaise sikhaon...
Never intrested in programming... |
Too phir kiya sikha saktee hain ..hmm
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Soorma fitna batil koo daba dety hain
Khoon dheky hwey zaroon koo pila dety hain
Apni goodo key chiragoon koo buja dety hain
Apny chandoon koo andery main dula dety hain
Misle --------- jo pegham umal dety hain
aisy hee loog zamany koo badal dety hain
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Too phir kiya sikha saktee hain ..hmm |
Mining, Mine Ventilation, Minerals Extracting and blasting, Thermodynamics, Mechanics of solids and fluids, Machinery Design and Components etc etc--
Thats what i have studied and can teach you!
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Too phir kiya sikha saktee hain ..hmm |
Mining, Mine Ventilation, Minerals Extracting and blasting, Thermodynamics, Mechanics of solids and fluids, Machinery Design and Components etc etc--
Thats what i have studied and can teach you! |
Ok kab ley Rahi hain pheli Class.
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Soorma fitna batil koo daba dety hain
Khoon dheky hwey zaroon koo pila dety hain
Apni goodo key chiragoon koo buja dety hain
Apny chandoon koo andery main dula dety hain
Misle --------- jo pegham umal dety hain
aisy hee loog zamany koo badal dety hain
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