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fairy552
Senior Proud Pakistani
Joined: 05 Jun 2008
Posts: 1536
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TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
PAPPU : "HIJKLMNO ! "!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
PAPPU : Yesterday you said it's H to O !
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| Thu Oct 16, 2008 3:21 am |
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fairy552
Senior Proud Pakistani
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TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America.
PAPPU : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS : PAPPU!
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| Thu Oct 16, 2008 3:22 am |
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fairy552
Senior Proud Pakistani
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Posts: 1536
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TEACHER : PAPPU, how do you spell " crocodile"?
PAPPU : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
PAPPU : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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| Thu Oct 16, 2008 3:24 am |
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fairy552
Senior Proud Pakistani
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TEACHER : PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with "I".
PAPPU : I is...
TEACHER : No, PAPPU. Always say, "I am."
PAPPU : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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| Thu Oct 16, 2008 3:25 am |
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fairy552
Senior Proud Pakistani
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TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of " COINCIDENCE ?"
PAPPU : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."
TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
PAPPU : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"
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| Thu Oct 16, 2008 3:28 am |
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fairy552
Senior Proud Pakistani
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TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots !
PAPPU: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home.
TEACHER : Now, PAPPU, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ?
PAPPU: No sir, I don't have to , my mom is a good cook.
TEACHER : PAPPU, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as yourbrother's. Did you copy his ?
PAPPU: No, teacher, it's the same dog !
TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
PAPPU: A teacher
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| Thu Oct 16, 2008 3:36 am |
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fairy552
Senior Proud Pakistani
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Posts: 1536
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PAPPU : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?
PAPPU: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?
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| Thu Oct 16, 2008 3:37 am |
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amber ali
Senior Proud Pakistani
Joined: 04 Mar 2008
Posts: 1748
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VERY FUNNY 
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| Thu Nov 13, 2008 3:31 pm |
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ali61217
Senior Proud Pakistani
Joined: 22 Sep 2008
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ha ha ha good kahan say li mummy
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Warm Regards,
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| Thu Nov 13, 2008 5:52 pm |
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ladlagogi
Pak Newbie
Joined: 28 Sep 2008
Posts: 3
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| Sardar jee |
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A sardar went for an interview for some job. The company director wanted to check the English Vocab of Sardar,
Director:
Tell me the opposite word of what i ask :
Ok, Whats the opposite word of sweet?
Sardar:
Sour!
Director:
Good!
Sardar:
Bad!
Director:
Oh ! No No
Sardar:
Oh ! Yes Yes
Director:
Oh! Come on
Sardar:
Oh! Go on
Director:
Oh my God!!!
Sardar:
Oh myDevil!
Director:
Oh! sh..up
Sardar:
Oh keep speaking
Director:
Oh You get out
Sardar:
Oh you come in
Director:
You are rejected
Sardar:
I am selected
Thank you v much director sahib
From:
LADLA
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| Thu Nov 13, 2008 7:37 pm |
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amber ali
Senior Proud Pakistani
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Posts: 1748
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zabardast
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| Sun Nov 16, 2008 10:35 pm |
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Aatish345
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Posts: 2059
Location: Dubai |
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Very good fairyy
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| Sun Nov 16, 2008 11:12 pm |
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chahsanashraf
Member of the Month
Joined: 14 Sep 2008
Posts: 1758
Location: Bahawalpur Pakistan |
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| Mon Nov 17, 2008 12:28 am |
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fairy552
Senior Proud Pakistani
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Posts: 1536
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thanx everybody 
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| Mon Nov 17, 2008 12:51 am |
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pakistanpathan
Pak Newbie
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Fairy, those Pappu and teacher ones were hilarious! Mujhe boht maza aya unko parne mein.. 
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| Mon Nov 17, 2008 2:12 am |
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Aatish345
Member of the Month
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Posts: 2059
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yeh Pappu wohee haii Jo dance nahn kar sakttaa
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| Wed Nov 19, 2008 4:48 pm |
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fairy552
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yeh Pappu wohee haii Jo dance nahn kar sakttaa |
yess may be wohi ho 
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| Thu Nov 20, 2008 3:20 am |
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Aatish345
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phirr tu yeh puppuu nahn Saalaaa hai???????
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| Thu Nov 20, 2008 11:27 am |
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asifahmed888
Pak Newbie
Joined: 20 Jun 2008
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Pappo yaar teacher ko tang na kar. politics ma aa ja......
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| Thu Nov 20, 2008 12:14 pm |
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urfi67
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Joined: 25 Apr 2008
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nice and interesting
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