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Shazia
Global Moderator
Joined: 15 Feb 2007
Posts: 1081
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After 2 years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not been
promoted, no transfer, no salary increase no commendation and that the
Company is not doing any thing about it. So he decided to walk up to his
HR Manager one morning and after exchanging greetings, he told his HR
Manager his observation. The boss looked at him, laughed and asked him to
sit down saying;
My friend, you have not worked here for even one day.
The man was surprised to hear this, but the manager went on to explain.
Manager:- How many days are there in a year?
Man:- 365 days and some times 366
Manager:- how many hours make up a day?
Man:- 24 hours
Manager:- How long do you work in a day?
Man:- 8am to 4pm. i.e. 8 hours a day.
Manager:- So , what fraction of the day do you work in hours?
Man:- (He did some arithmetic and said 8/24 hours i.e. 1/3(one third)
Manager:- That is nice of you! What is one-third of 366 days?
Man:- 122 (1/3x366 = 122 in days)
Manager:- Do you come to work on weekends?
Man:- No sir
Manager:- How many days are there in a year that are weekends?
Man:- 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals to 104 days
Manager:- Thanks for that. If you remove 104 days from 122 days, how
many days do you now have?
Man:- 18 days.
Manager:- OK! I do give you 2 weeks sick leave every year. Now remove
that14 days from the 18 days left. How many days do you have remaining?
Man:- 4 days
Manager:- Do you work on New Year day?
Man:- No sir!
Manager: - Do you come to work on workers day?
Man:- No sir!
Manager:- So how many days are left?
Man:- 2 days sir!
Manager:- Do you come to work on the (National holiday )?
Man:- No sir!
Manager:- So how many days are left?
Man:- 1 day sir!
Manager:- Do you work on Christmas day?
Man:- No sir!
Manager:- So how many days are left?
Man:- None sir!
Manager:- So, what are you claiming?
Man:- I have understood, Sir. I did not realise that
I was stealing Company money all these days.
Moral - NEVER GO TO HR FOR HELP!!!
HR = HIGH RISK
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ali
Senior Member Pakistani
Joined: 24 May 2007
Posts: 674
Location: New York |
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schzad
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Joined: 12 Jul 2007
Posts: 164
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Hahaha... nice shazia.
But, i think, Jokes ka aik alag Thread hona chayie, every one can share jokes there. what u think, dear ????
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Ayesha
Senior Member Pakistani
Joined: 15 Feb 2007
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Very funny.
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| Wed Aug 22, 2007 7:26 pm |
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Riya
Forum Family Member
Joined: 05 May 2007
Posts: 5894
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Very Funny Joke
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Green Eyes
Senior Member Pakistani
Joined: 25 Aug 2007
Posts: 846
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Very well calculated reply
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| Mon Aug 27, 2007 7:37 pm |
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lucky
Full PK Member
Joined: 15 Apr 2007
Posts: 111
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What a joke. No body should ask for increment.
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| Sun Sep 23, 2007 1:43 am |
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wah_has
Pak Newbie
Joined: 09 Nov 2007
Posts: 1
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| Re: HR and Salary Joke |
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GREAT 
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| Fri Nov 09, 2007 10:55 pm |
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nomanafzal
Pak Newbie
Joined: 11 Nov 2007
Posts: 1
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| :twisted: [color=red][b]Horrible Rude[/b][/color] |
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Well done , true picture of  Horrible Rude
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| Sun Nov 11, 2007 12:09 pm |
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aesthete
Pak Newbie
Joined: 09 Nov 2007
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good one ...
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| Mon Nov 12, 2007 1:58 pm |
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maloom_kaka
Pak Newbie
Joined: 07 Nov 2007
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 Nice joke very funny
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| Mon Nov 12, 2007 4:48 pm |
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johnmayer
Pak Newbie
Joined: 16 Nov 2007
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nice joke.
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| Fri Nov 16, 2007 10:07 pm |
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