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shakeelmscw
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Honest Wife

A man who was driving a car with his wife was stopped by a police
officer. The following exchange took place.
The man says, "What's the problem, officer?"
Officer: "You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone."
Man: "No sir, I was going 65."
Wife: "Oh, Harry. You were going 80." (The man gave his wife a dirty
look.)
Officer: "I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken taillight. "
Man: "Broken taillight? I didn't know about a broken taillight!"
Wife: "Oh Harry, you've known about that taillight for weeks." (The man
gave his wife another dirty look.)
Officer: "I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your
seat belt."
Man: "Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car."
Wife: "Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt."
The man turned to his wife and yelled, "SHUT YOUR MOUTH!"
The officer turned to the woman and asked, "Ma'am, does your husband
talk to you this way all the time?"
The wife said, "No, only when he's drunk."


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hehehe. . .

Drink n Driving... get caught...

Nice one..


Thanks for sharing Shakeel!

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nice joke thanx Wink

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nice joke Laughing shakeel bhai
Keep it up
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thanks to all of you

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Biwi ney phanswa diya na

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nice joke

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