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Ayesha
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Funny Urdu SMS
Gan di g agar don hotay to kehtay :
Meray sir per baal anay ka intezaar to 11 dukano k hajjam ker rahay hain
lakin ek baat samajh
.. meray taklay per baaal ana mushkil hi nahi na mumkin hai
Mon Dec 17, 2007 3:13 am View user's profile Send private message
Ayesha
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Ye Scooty Kab li? Sardar : Kal Raat 1 ladki muje scooty par bahoot dur le gai,

sab kapde utaar kar boli,

jo chahiye le lo, maine scooty le li,

kapdo ka main kya karta!!!...
Mon Dec 17, 2007 3:13 am View user's profile Send private message
Ayesha
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aj tum DIL maango,de denge,

JIGAR maango de denge,

JAAN tak maango to bhi de denge,

kyunki aaj in saari films ki cds ghar par hain!
Mon Dec 17, 2007 3:14 am View user's profile Send private message
Ayesha
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Ye Kiss Tarah Yaad Aa Rahe Ho,

Aankhe Band Hai Phir Bhi Nazar Aa Rahe Ho,

Naa Jane Kyon Aisa Lagta Hai,

Saamne Khade Ho,


Aur SING HILA RAHE HO!!
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Ayesha
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sardarjis son :- dad there is some one at the door

to collect donation for a swimming pool ........?

sardar :- give him a glass of water!!
Mon Dec 17, 2007 3:14 am View user's profile Send private message
Ayesha
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chand par kali gatah chati toh,

hogi sitaro ko muskurahat ati toh hogi,

tum lakh chupao mere yaar,

tumhe bhi akele mein apni sakhal par hasi ati toh hogi
Mon Dec 17, 2007 3:14 am View user's profile Send private message
sms2friends.com
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Mje apna bnalo
plz


plz
plz
mje apna bnalo




srf aik bar plz srf aik bar




plzplz

mje apna bna lo



zarur dykho
humtv se, bht acha drama hy,
Sat Feb 07, 2009 10:45 pm View user's profile Send private message
nabeel1
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Son to sardar
‘papa…
5+5 kitne hotay hain?
Sardar
‘ullu de pathay,
nalaiq,
Idiot,
Besharam,
Gadhay…
Tujhe kuch nahi ata..
Jaa andar se calculator la.!!

urdu sms , urdu sms
Wed Nov 11, 2009 12:50 am View user's profile Send private message
Shararti Kurri
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sb bkwas hain Sad ik b acha nhi hy Crying or Very sad

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Sssshhhh No need to say any Thing i know you Love ME
Tue Nov 17, 2009 2:03 am View user's profile Send private message
zee ali
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nice jok.. Laughing
Wed Dec 02, 2009 2:04 pm View user's profile Send private message
mehndi01
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Very Happy

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Tue Feb 02, 2010 5:30 pm View user's profile Send private message
nabeel1
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Ye Sun kar DIMAGH hi ghoom gaya FARAZ..

Jub meri DADI ne mujh se pucha:

.

.

Tum FACEBOOK per ho?

Funny Urdu Sms and Funny Urdu Sms
Wed Feb 03, 2010 2:00 pm View user's profile Send private message
amin2008
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hi\
Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing [size=24] aysha your pic is very qute very nice but jokes is sooooooo boring[/size]
Sun Apr 11, 2010 2:33 pm View user's profile Send private message
devon
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Ayesha wrote:
Ye Scooty Kab li? Sardar : Kal Raat 1 ladki muje scooty par bahoot dur le gai,

sab kapde utaar kar boli,

jo chahiye le lo, maine scooty le li,

kapdo ka main kya karta!!!...


what is scooty?
Sun May 23, 2010 8:53 pm View user's profile Send private message
hamtum123
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nice jok
Fri May 28, 2010 4:16 pm View user's profile Send private message
Airwolf
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ha ha ha ha ha

Shararti Kurri wrote:
sb bkwas hain Sad ik b acha nhi hy Crying or Very sad


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Emily Dickinson

If I can stop one heart from breaking,
I shall not live in vain;
If I can ease one life the aching,
Or cool one pain,
Or help one fainting robin
Unto his nest again,
I shall not live in vain.
Thu Jun 03, 2010 5:56 pm View user's profile Send private message
zoyamujaid
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nice sms Question







zoyamujaid Rolling Eyes



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Mon Jun 21, 2010 3:24 pm View user's profile Send private message
aajkal
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funny sms Reply with quote
hahaha very funy
Thu Jun 24, 2010 5:19 pm View user's profile Send private message
AlwaysATruthSeeker
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funny sms
nice sms ............................!
Sun Jan 16, 2011 4:37 pm View user's profile Send private message
forexleo
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Shiri Rehman Farmati hay Zardari hazir hay jooty ki saza pa Reply with quote
Shiri Rehman Farmati hay

Zardari hazir hay jooty ki saza panay ko

wah wah

Zardari hazir hay jooty ki saza panay ko

liken koi jutey say na mare mere dewane ko
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nabila1
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hahaha nice funny sms Smile

One ring means i am thinking of u;
two rings means i like u;
three means i miss u;
.
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four means ……..pick d phone idiot!.
Fri May 18, 2012 8:54 pm View user's profile Send private message
rashidlaiq1
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Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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KING-FORUM
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA Smile Smile Smile Smile Smile Smile Smile Smile Smile
Fri May 10, 2013 8:55 am View user's profile Send private message
faiza222
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So nice joke, Well done Once more buddy.
Tue Oct 29, 2013 2:21 pm View user's profile Send private message
naamulhadi
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hahahaahhahahahahha....... Reply with quote
Embarassed hahahahahahahahhahahaha......
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