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Funny Urdu Poetry
Some Funny urdu poetry is too good that each time you read and laugh, do you have any such kind of urdu poetry? Please post for us it here.

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Kon kehta hai pyaar may pakray jaeen gay?
Waqt aanay per behen bhai ban jaeen gay

Teray husn ki kia taareef karoo?tera bander jaisa mu
Teri zulfo ki kia tareef karoo?teray ek ek baal pe joon

Mohabbat mujhay un jawano se hai
Jo khatay peetay gharano se hain

Aj bagh may kali hai, kal gulaab ho ga
Mujh se shadi karlo,tum ko sawab ho ga

Itnay dino se jalanay nahi aya
Jalti hui aag ko bujhanay nahi aya
Kehta tha saath jiyen gay saath marain gay
Ab rooth gai hoon to ullu ka patha mananay bhi nahi aya.

Ghar se roz jata hai wo, Maa ko bohot rulata hai wo
Kambakht baap, Sab ko hi satata hai wo

Hathi nay kaha ja kar hathni ki kabar per
Sadqay jaoo tumhari patli kamar per

Tum bhi becahara,hum bhi becahara
Fittay mu tumhara,fittay mu hamara

Hum nay usay dekha angle badal kar
Us nay hamay mara sandle badal kar

Dil kay armaa aanso'oo may bah gaye
Un kay bachay hamay mamu kah gaye

Hum nay tumhay dil diya dildar samajh kar
Tum kha gaye is ko naswaar samajh kar

Dabbay may dabba dabbay may khargosh
Nana nay aankh mari nani behosh

Khuda karay sab haseenaao ke baap mar jaeen
Maut ka bahana ho aur hum in kay ghar jaeen

Ishq kay samander main ghota lagaya
Pani both thanda tha main bahar nikal aya

Un ki gali say guzray,ajab ittefaq tha
Unho nay phool phanka,gamla bhi saath tha

Log kehtay hain kayamat kay din marr jaeen gay
Hum bhi bohot chalaak hai,mangi thallay war jaeen gay

Wo ankh bari pyaari thi jo hum nay usay mari thi
Wo sandle bari bhari thi jo us nay hamay mari thi

Mera dil para hai loose Is ko matt karo tum use
Warna parain gay tum ko shoes

"Sahib Zaday kiya karte hain" Larki Waloon ne poocha
"Jab dekho farigh phirte hain ya tambako pite hain"
Larkay ki amman yeh bolin....kam kare us ki joti
"do bhai bhatta lete hain--abba khair se daku hain"

nakam muhabbat ka har eik dukh sehna..
.har haal main anjam se darte rehna
Qudrat ka barra anjam hai jaidi........
mehbooba ki olad ka "mamoon" kehna!

Rab na dikhaye
Tooba Tooba!
nanga pinda
nanga sina
bara kameena
Dish Antena

Ishq main fanni kharabi...........Munqata hi ho geya saab silsila
Is tarha toota hai un se wasta....jis tarha T.V main toote rabta

Rat ka waqt hai or masjid hai qareeb
uthiye jaldi se ke peghame amal laya hoon
ghar main hain filhal jitne bhi purane jote
aap bhi jake badal lain main badal aya hoon

or bhi chizain lut chuki hain dil ke sath
yeh batayen doston ne ishq farmane ke baad
is liye kamre ki eik eik chiz check karta hoon main
" eik tere ane se pehle eik tere jane ke baad"

bhains rakhne ka takalluf hamse ho sakta nahin
ham ne sokhe doodh ka dabba jo hai rakha hua
ghar main rakhain ghair mehrm ko mulazim kis liye
kam karne ke liye abba jo hai rakha hua


Utha kar phool ki patti, nazaakat se masal daali
Ishaarey se kaha Hum dil "Aisa" haal kartey hain

dil karta hai keh uss kay nazook hontoon koo chuum loonnnnn
magar uss kee behteee hooyee naak nay meraa iradaa hee badal diyaaa

chandni chand se hogi to sitaroon ka kiya ho ga
mohabbat eik se hogi to hazaroon ga kiya ho ga

koi batlaye.......jab yeh larkiyan...... baghawat nahin kar
saktin...........to mohobbat q karti hain ....Smile
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George Bush was sitting in his office wondering whom
to invade next when
his telephone rang.

"Hallo, Mr. Bush!" a heavily accented voice said.
"This is Sheeda from
Chuk no -3, District Gujrat, Pakistan. I am ringing to
inform you that we are officially declaring war on
you!"


"Well, Sheeda," Bush replied, "This is indeed
important news! How big is your army?"


"Right now," said Sheeda, after a moment's
calculation, "there is myself, my cousin Basheera, my
next door neighbor Karam Deen, and the
entire kabaddi team from the village. That makes
eight"


Bush paused. "I must tell you, Sheeda that I have one
million men in my army waiting to move on my command."


"BLOODY Hell " said Sheeda. "I'll have to ring you
back!"

Sure enough, the next day, Sheeda called again.

"Mr. Bush, it is Sheeda, I'm calling from Chuk no-3
Gujrat, the war is
still on! We have managed to acquire some infantry
equipment!"


"And what equipment would that be, Sheeda?" Bush
asked.


"Well, we have two combines, a donkey and Amjad's
tractor."

Bush sighed. "I must tell you, Sheeda, that I have
16,000 tanks and 14,000 armored personnel carriers.
Also, I've increased my army to 1-1/2
million since we last spoke."

"Oh teri (oops)....." said Sheeda. "I'll have to get
back to you."

Sure enough Sheeda rang again the next day. "Mr. Bush,
the war is still
on! We have managed to get ourselves airborne ......
We've modified Amjads's tractor by adding a couple of
shotguns, sticking on some wings and
the pind's generator. Four boys from Sahiwal have
joined us as well!"

Bush was silent for a minute and then cleared his
throat. "I must tell you, Sheeda, that I have 10,000
bombers and 20,000 fighter planes. My
military complex is surrounded by laser-guided,
surface-to-air missile sites. And since we last spoke,
I've increased my army to TWO MILLION!"


"Tera pala hove ...." said Sheeda, "I'll have to ring
you back."

Sure enough, Sheeda called again the next day. "Mr.
Bush! I am sorry to tell you that we have had to call
off the war."

"I'm sorry to hear that," said Bush. "Why the sudden
change of heart?"



"Well," said Sheeda, "we've all had a long chat over a
couple of days and decided there's no way we can feed
two million prisoners!!."
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دل کی بیماری کے اک ماہر سے پوچھا میں نے کل
یہ مرض لگتا ہے کیوں کر آدمی کی جان کو

ڈاکٹر صاحب نے فرمایا تکلف کے بغیر

دردِ دل کے واسطے پیدا کیا انسان کو


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shakeelmscw wrote:
دل کی بیماری کے اک ماہر سے پوچھا میں نے کل
یہ مرض لگتا ہے کیوں کر آدمی کی جان کو

ڈاکٹر صاحب نے فرمایا تکلف کے بغیر

دردِ دل کے واسطے پیدا کیا انسان کو




Samajh hee nahi aya Shocked
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ikk ishara he kafi hai uss nay kha
Dastanain sunnana zaroori naheen

Uss nay mujah say kaha muskaratay hoay
her jaggah muskarana zaroori naheen.


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Deewani Larki Reply with quote
Ek larki thi deewani si
Mobile lekar chalti thi
Nazrain jhuka ke
Sharma ke
Mobile mein jaane kya dekha karti thi
Kuchh karna tha shaayad usko
Par jaane kis se darti thi
Jab bhi milti thi mujhse
Yehi poochha karti thi
Yeh ON kaise hota hai,
Yeh ON kaise hota hai
aur main sirf yehi kahta tha
ye mobile nahi TV ka remote hai

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Re: Deewani Larki Reply with quote
Green Eyes wrote:
Ek larki thi deewani si
Mobile lekar chalti thi
Nazrain jhuka ke
Sharma ke
Mobile mein jaane kya dekha karti thi
Kuchh karna tha shaayad usko
Par jaane kis se darti thi
Jab bhi milti thi mujhse
Yehi poochha karti thi
Yeh ON kaise hota hai,
Yeh ON kaise hota hai
aur main sirf yehi kahta tha
ye mobile nahi TV ka remote hai

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HEHEHEE Very Funny Abi Bhai
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Very Funny Phone calls b/w Sheeda and Bush,



Very good attempt
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Riya it' gr8.

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Aisa Bhi Nehi Hai Ke I Don't Like Your Face
Par Dil Ke Storage Mein No More Disk Space

Ghar Se Jab Tum Nikale Pehen Ke Reshmi Gown
Jaane Kitne Dilon Ka Ho Gaya Server Down

Jab Se Meri Zindagi Mein Aayi Hai Ek Female
Bhool Gaya Hoon Sab Kuchh,Kya Mailbox,Kya Email

Dil Se Ek Ishq Ka Application Create Kar Raha Hoon
Pyaar Se Debug Karna ,Mein Wait Kar Raha Hoin

Tumhaare Intazaar Mein Neend Ayee To So Gaya
Yeh Dekho Mera Connection Time Out Ho Gaya



بیگم نے چاند رات کو کہا
جاؤ، لاؤ اس کے ساتھ کا پرنٹ
بازار کیا گئے، پرنٹوں میں کھو گئے
چہرے پہ لے کر آگئے ایک ہاتھ کا پرنٹ


صاحب زادے کرتے کیا ہیں لڑکی والوں نے پوچھا
جب دیکھو فارغ پھرتے ہیں یا پیتے تمباکو ہیں
لڑکے کی اماں یہ بولیں کم کرے اس کی جوتی
دو بھائی بھتہ لیتے ہیں٬ ابا خیر سے ڈاکو ہیں


اس کا رشتہ نہ ہونے کا باعث اس کا ابا تھا
سب حریان تھے اس نے ایسا ابا کہاں سے لبھا تھا

سمجھ نہیں آتی ٬ بتی دھاریں وہ کس سے بخشائے
اس کی ماں تو فیڈر تھی اور سُکے دودھ کا ڈبہ تھا

اوس جگہ پر کافی لوکی مَنتیں مانگنے پہنچے
پچھلے وَرہے جہاں پر ہم نے مویا کُکڑ دَبا تھا


عشق کے سمندر میں غوطہ لگایا
پانی بہت ٹھنڈا تھا میں باہر نکل آیا

Khush Ho Tum Tu Khushi Meri Ho
Ro Tum Tu Ankhen Num Meri Hon

Ae Dost Hamari Dosti Itni Gehri Ho K
Sarak K Us Paar Tum Pito Aur Ghalti Meri Ho

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Very well posting @llZ..;) Reply with quote


Paani aane ki baat karte ho Cool

dil jalane ki baat karte ho

mein ne che dinse mun nahi dhoya Shocked

tum nihaane ki baat karte ho.. Rolling Eyes



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Paani aane ki baat karte ho Cool

dil jalane ki baat karte ho

mein ne che dinse mun nahi dhoya Shocked

tum nihaane ki baat karte ho.. Rolling Eyes




Badri smell aa rahi hai, kabhi naha bhe liya karooooo

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Badri smell aa rahi hai, kabhi naha bhe liya karooooo


i know u mean achi smell, Khushboo he Laughing

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Re: Very well posting @llZ..;) Reply with quote
iqbal wrote:
shakeelmscw wrote:

Badri smell aa rahi hai, kabhi naha bhe liya karooooo


i know u mean achi smell, Khushboo he Laughing


Pher kiya program hai ?

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Jo sachy aashiq hoty hain woh aaho Baqqa karty hain
Hum shab-e-hijr main bhi akhbar parha karty hain
taraqqi ka daur aa gaya hy hum par
pehly ungliaan utha karti theen
ab haath utha karty hain
tang aa kar tery nahron sy tery ghamzon sy
apny badly tery marny ki dua karty hain

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Hm.. I think I can also add something Very Happy

When i was sad, Sad
U were there,
When i was crying, Crying or Very sad
U were there,
When i was unhappy,
U were there,
NOW I Have UNDERSTOOD Rolling Eyes . . . . .
ki SARE FASAD KI JAD TO TUM HO Wink

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Sangeet ke saath Awaaz,
Phool ke saath khushboo,
Jism ke saath Ruh,
Khushi ke saath Gam,
Aur aap ko tang karne ke liye Hum.
har lamha har dam........................ Wink

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