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Ayesha
Senior Member Pakistani


Joined: 15 Feb 2007 Posts: 765
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Bhol k Bhi kisi ko na rulana,
Zinadagi Main sub ko hasana,
Dushman ko bhi galay lagana,
Phir bhi koi Ghum de to mery ko phone lagana
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Thook Denge
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| Mon Dec 17, 2007 2:02 am |
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Ayesha
Senior Member Pakistani


Joined: 15 Feb 2007 Posts: 765
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Sarder dukhi tha
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kisi ne poocha “ku tension mai ho”.
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sarder:”yaar aik dost ko pastic surgery ke liye 2 lakh rupeey diye the, ab saalay ko peehchan nahi pa raha hoon”
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| Mon Dec 17, 2007 2:02 am |
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Ayesha
Senior Member Pakistani


Joined: 15 Feb 2007 Posts: 765
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An old man tottered into a lawyer's office and asked for help in arranging a divorce. "A divorce?" asked the unbelieving lawyer. "Tell me, how old are you?"
"I'm eighty-four, " answered the old man.
"Eighty-four! And how old is your wife?"
"My wife is eighty-one. "
"My, my," said the lawyer, "And how long have you been married?"
"Next September we will complete sixty-two years."
"Married for sixty-two years?! Why would you want a divorce now?"
"Because," the man answered calmly, "enough is enough."
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| Mon Dec 17, 2007 2:02 am |
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Ayesha
Senior Member Pakistani


Joined: 15 Feb 2007 Posts: 765
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A
Rose
IS
Always
A
Rose
Whether
Its
In
A
Golden
Pot
Or In
The
Ground
Same
Way,
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You
R
Always
My
Friend
Whether
You
R
In
"CENTRAL JAIL"
Or
"MENTAL HOSPITAL"
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| Mon Dec 17, 2007 2:03 am |
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Ayesha
Senior Member Pakistani


Joined: 15 Feb 2007 Posts: 765
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ahut khubsurat ho tum,
apne aap ko duniya ki nazron se bachaya karo,
Sirf Akhon me kajal hi nahi gale me
nimbu
aur
hari mirchi bhi
latkaya karo.
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| Mon Dec 17, 2007 2:03 am |
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noumys
Pak Newbie
Joined: 28 Dec 2007 Posts: 23
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kia baat he
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smsbucket
Pak Newbie
Joined: 28 Jul 2008 Posts: 25
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Very nice sharing
Sardarji ki kahin bhi baat aaye usmain bewaqoofi zaroor shamil hoti hai hehehe
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zaphar
Pak Newbie
Joined: 13 Aug 2008 Posts: 28
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gr8 joke
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| Wed Aug 13, 2008 7:27 pm |
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