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Ayesha
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Funny SMS
Bhol k Bhi kisi ko na rulana,
Zinadagi Main sub ko hasana,
Dushman ko bhi galay lagana,
Phir bhi koi Ghum de to mery ko phone lagana

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Thook Denge
Mon Dec 17, 2007 2:02 am View user's profile Send private message
Ayesha
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Joined: 15 Feb 2007
Posts: 765

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Sarder dukhi tha
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kisi ne poocha “ku tension mai ho”.
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sarder:”yaar aik dost ko pastic surgery ke liye 2 lakh rupeey diye the, ab saalay ko peehchan nahi pa raha hoon”
Mon Dec 17, 2007 2:02 am View user's profile Send private message
Ayesha
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Joined: 15 Feb 2007
Posts: 765

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An old man tottered into a lawyer's office and asked for help in arranging a divorce. "A divorce?" asked the unbelieving lawyer. "Tell me, how old are you?"

"I'm eighty-four, " answered the old man.

"Eighty-four! And how old is your wife?"

"My wife is eighty-one. "

"My, my," said the lawyer, "And how long have you been married?"

"Next September we will complete sixty-two years."

"Married for sixty-two years?! Why would you want a divorce now?"

"Because," the man answered calmly, "enough is enough."
Mon Dec 17, 2007 2:02 am View user's profile Send private message
Ayesha
Senior Member Pakistani
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Joined: 15 Feb 2007
Posts: 765

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A

Rose
IS
Always
A
Rose
Whether
Its
In
A
Golden
Pot
Or In
The
Ground
Same
Way,
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You
R
Always
My
Friend
Whether
You
R
In


"CENTRAL JAIL"



Or


"MENTAL HOSPITAL"
Mon Dec 17, 2007 2:03 am View user's profile Send private message
Ayesha
Senior Member Pakistani
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Joined: 15 Feb 2007
Posts: 765

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ahut khubsurat ho tum,

apne aap ko duniya ki nazron se bachaya karo,


Sirf Akhon me kajal hi nahi gale me

nimbu

aur

hari mirchi bhi

latkaya karo.
Mon Dec 17, 2007 2:03 am View user's profile Send private message
noumys
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Joined: 28 Dec 2007
Posts: 23

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kia baat he
Thu May 29, 2008 7:42 pm View user's profile Send private message
smsbucket
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Joined: 28 Jul 2008
Posts: 25

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Very nice sharing Smile

Sardarji ki kahin bhi baat aaye usmain bewaqoofi zaroor shamil hoti hai hehehe

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zaphar
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Joined: 13 Aug 2008
Posts: 28

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gr8 joke
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