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Shazia
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Funny SMS Messages
Share Funny SMS Messages here. Here are few Funny SMS Messages:


An old rich man marries a young girl!!!
Neighbor asks the girl : Appne in mein shadi ke liye kia dheka?
Girl : Ek to in ki income aur doosra in ke din kum.



When I was born saitan said ohoh!!!
Another angel
But when U were born saitan said oh shit..
Competition !!!



Sitaron se agey jahan aur bhi hein,
Abhi mohabbat k imthan aur bhi hein,
Tum hi nehi jalatey mere dil ko,
College mein ladkiyan aur bhi hein.




Hurry up, Fill in the blankswith “HAAN” or “NAHIN”
1. ______ main insaan nahin hoon.
2. ______ main hi chor hoon.
3. ______ mera koi ilaJ nahin hai.
4. ______ main hi idiot hoon
Let me see who is brave !!!


Subah ko haste ho,
Sham ko haste ho,
Raat ko haste ho,
Aate time haste ho,
Jate time haste ho,
Kay samajte ho,
Aap akele hi brush karte ho



Life taught me many things,
Some sweet moments some bitter ones,
Some I remember some I forgot,
But what remained always was our precious friendship.



Dosti hoti nahi bhool jane ke liye,
Dost milte nahi bichhud jane ke liye,
Dosti karne se khus rahoge itna,
Ki waqt milega nahi aasun bahane ke liye.



Birth is first of life,
Beauty is art of life,
Love is part of life,
Death is last of life,
But friendship is heart of life.



Yeh duriya ajib si lagti hai,
Aap se baten hui muddat si lagti hai,
Jab bhi sochte hai zindagi ki bare mein,
To aapki dosti ek Zarurat se lagti hai.



I don’t want a friend like u 4 a SECOND,
Not for a MINUTE, not even for an HOUR,
Neither 4 a DAY nor for a NIGHT,
But I want a friend like u 4 a LIFETIME…

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Tue Jul 24, 2007 9:58 pm View user's profile Send private message
sahiba
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Joined: 03 Mar 2007
Posts: 239

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Very funny.
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lucky
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Joined: 15 Apr 2007
Posts: 113
Location: usa

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Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Really too funny.
Sat Sep 22, 2007 3:52 pm View user's profile Send private message ICQ Number
JA memon
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Joined: 25 Aug 2008
Posts: 4
Location: uk

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IT IS FUNNY
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