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mastermaterial
Senior Member Pakistani
Joined: 19 Apr 2009
Posts: 943
Location: Karachi, Pakistan |
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POST FUNNT SHAIRI HERE...
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mastermaterial
Senior Member Pakistani
Joined: 19 Apr 2009
Posts: 943
Location: Karachi, Pakistan |
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Pakistani World Cup 2007
Na Bhejtey World Cup Main Team Ko
Jo Kiya Kharch In Par Dey Deytey Kise Yatem Ko
Na Sharmindage Hote na Dil Jalta
Sare Umar Yeh Yatem Dua Karta
Bheghorey Bharte Kiye National Team Main
Bhej Deytey Inhey Flasteen Main
Har Dil Yeh 11 Azeez Hotey
Lartey Wahan Yeh Shaheed Hotey
Rang Lag Gaya Tha In Key Zameer Main
Zarorat The In Ke Kashmir Main
Pairwe Kartey Mujahedin Ke
Izat Rakh Leytey Apney Deen Ke
Kami Kar Do In Ke Khorakh Main
Phainko In Ko Iraq Main
Aatey Hi Dalo In Ko Kaid Main
Ya Bhej Do Mashrobat Key Add Main
Maghar Kuch Bhi Tu In Ko Hasil Nahi
Kise Aedo Tayez Key Rahey Kabil Nahi
Ab Tu Nahi Rahey Kise Kaam Key
Mette Main Mila Diye Naam Apney Khandan Key
Janab Acha Player Hai Is Ke Bohot Bare Sefarish Hai
Issey Crickter Banney Ke Kahrish Hai
Aghar Bharte Hote Emandare Sey
Tu Aaj Bach Jatey Sharam Naak Beemari Sey
Dukh Phonchaya Qoum Key Key Har Fard Key DIL Ko
Samjhao Yeh Baat H B L Ko
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mastermaterial
Senior Member Pakistani
Joined: 19 Apr 2009
Posts: 943
Location: Karachi, Pakistan |
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Phir Bhi Dil Hai Pakistani
Phir Bhi Dil Hai Pakistani,
Phir Bhi Dil Hai Pakistani.
Khali Swiss Bank Main Maal Pani,
Phir Bhi Dil Hai Pakistani.
Ideas Hain Naye Naye,
Problem Wahi Poorani,
Phir Bhi Dil Hai Pakistani.
Hong Kong Main Honeymoon,
New York Main Mere Nani,
Phir Bhi Dil Hai Pakistani.
Kapdey Hain Amreeki,
Gadiyan Hain Japani,
Phir Bhi Dil Hai Pakistani.
Panch Saal Main Char Government,
Dekhi, Suni na Jaani,
Phir Bhi Dil Hai Pakistani.
Phir Bhi Dil Hai Pakistani,
Phir Bhi Dil Hai Pakistani.
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| Wed Apr 22, 2009 8:10 am |
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mastermaterial
Senior Member Pakistani
Joined: 19 Apr 2009
Posts: 943
Location: Karachi, Pakistan |
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Students ki pehchan
Yeh student ki pehchan hai
Haath mein cigratte mu mein pan hai
Mashoor yeh shaitan hai
Yeh student ki pehchan hai
Parhna isey aata nahi
Class kabhi jata nahi
Canteen iss ki jaan hai
Yeh student ki pehchan hai
Jalson mein sab se aage hain
Naron mein sab se aagey hain
Imtehaan mein naqal iss ki aan hai
Yeh student ki pehchan hai
Larkiyon ke peechey hai para
Jo larki gussa ho zara
Tab yeh banta bhai jaan hai
Yeh student ki pehchan ha
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| Wed Apr 22, 2009 8:11 am |
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mastermaterial
Senior Member Pakistani
Joined: 19 Apr 2009
Posts: 943
Location: Karachi, Pakistan |
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Disadvantages of chemistry
Na Chmistry hoti na main Student hota
Na yeah Lab hoti Na Yeah Accident Hota
Abhi Practical main ayee nazar Ek Larki
Sundar thi Naak Us ki Test Tube Jaisi
Batoon main Us ki Glucose ki Mithas thi
Sansoon main Eter ki Khushboo bhi sath thi
Ankhoon se jhalakta tha kuch is Tarah ka Payar
Bin Piye hi ho jata Tha Alcohol ka Khumar
Benzene sa hota tha Uski Presence ka Ehsas
Andhere main hota tha Radium ka Abhas
Nazrain milien, reaction huwa
Kuch is tarah Love ka Production huwa
Lagne lagay Us ke Ghar ke Chakar aisay
Nucleus ke charon taraf Electron hoon jaisay
Us din hamaray Test ka Confirmation huwa
Jab us ke dady se hamara Introduction huwa
Sun kar hamari baat wo aisay Uchal pare
Ignesium Tube main jaise Sodium Bharak uthe
Wo bole, Hosh main aao, Pahchano apni Auwqat
Iron mil nahin sakta kabhi Gold ke saath
Ye sun ker Tuta hamaray Armanoon Bhara Beaker
Aur hum Chup rahay Benzeldehyde ka Karwa Ghoont pee ker
Ab us ki yadoon ke siwa hamara Kam chalta na tha
Aur Lab main hamaray Dil ke siwa kuch jalta na tha
Zindagi ho gaye Unsaturated Hydrocarbon ki Tarah
Aur hum phirte hain Awara Hydrogen ki Tarah.
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| Wed Apr 22, 2009 8:12 am |
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adil_exclusive
Pak Newbie
Joined: 20 Jan 2009
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its really very funny
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meetha pathan
Pak Newbie
Joined: 22 Apr 2009
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HEY GUYS I JUST JOINED IT ..SO I AM GOING TO INTRODUCED MY SELF I AM FROM KOHAT AND I LOVEEEEEE THIS FORUM ITS REAALY KOOL
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| Wed Apr 22, 2009 8:16 am |
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mastermaterial
Senior Member Pakistani
Joined: 19 Apr 2009
Posts: 943
Location: Karachi, Pakistan |
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| Abhi shaadi ka pehla hi saal tha |
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Khushi ke maare mera bura haal tha,
Khushiyaan kuchh yun umad rahin thi,
Ki sambhale nahi sambhal rahi thi..
Subah subah madam ka chai le kar aana
Thoda sharmate huye humein neend se jagana,
Wo pyaar bhara hath hamare baalon mein phirana,
Muskurate huye kehna ki..
Darling chai to pi lo,
Jaldi se ready ho jao, Aap ko office bhi hai jaana..
Gharwali meherban ka roop le kar aayee thi,
Dil aur dimag par poori tarah chhayee thi,
Saans bhi lete they to naam usee ka hota tha,
Ik pal bhi door jeena dushwar hota tha..
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5 saal baad....
Subah subah madam ka chai le kar aana,
Table par rakh kar jor se chillana,
Aaj office jao to munna ko
School chodte hue jana........ ......
Suno ek baar phir wohi awaaj aayi,
Kya baat hai abhi tak chhodi nahi charpayee,
Agar munna late ho gaya to dekh lena,
Munna ki teachers ko phir khud hi sambhaal lena.
Na jane gharwali kaisa roop le kar aayi thi,
Dil aur dimaag par kaali ghata chhayee thi,
Saans bhi lete hain to unhi ka khayal hota hai,
Ab har samay zehan mein ek hi sawal hota hai..
Kya kabhi woh din laut ke aayenge,
Hum ek baar phir kunwaare ban paayenge
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| Fri Apr 24, 2009 7:05 am |
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mastermaterial
Senior Member Pakistani
Joined: 19 Apr 2009
Posts: 943
Location: Karachi, Pakistan |
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Usne kaha kon ho Tum?
Mai ne kaha Hasrat Tumari
Usne kaha Taktey ho kya?
Mai ne kaha Surat Tumhari
Us ne kaha kartey ho kya?
Mai ne kaha Pooja Tumhari
Usne kaha Kaafir ho kya?
Mai ne kaha aisa hi sahi
Usne kaha chatey ho kya?
Mai ne kaha Mohabbat Tumhari
Usne kaha Pachtaoge,
Mai ne kaha KismatHamari
Usne Kaha Married hoon mai.
Mai ne kaha Sorry BAJI
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| Fri Apr 24, 2009 7:05 am |
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mastermaterial
Senior Member Pakistani
Joined: 19 Apr 2009
Posts: 943
Location: Karachi, Pakistan |
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Jo tumko ho Pasant Wohi Baat kahenge,
tum Din ko ager khahoo rat to raat kahenge,
Suraj ko ager chand kahoo to chand kahenge,
kyoun k..?
Pagloo se behas nahi ki jaa sakhti 
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| Tue Apr 28, 2009 4:59 pm |
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mastermaterial
Senior Member Pakistani
Joined: 19 Apr 2009
Posts: 943
Location: Karachi, Pakistan |
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Hawain kehte hai Pyarr karoo,
Fizain kehti hai Piyar karoo,
Baharain kehtii hai Pyarr karoo,
Gher wale kehte hai k tum abhi chote ho intizaar karoo 
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| Tue Apr 28, 2009 5:01 pm |
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mastermaterial
Senior Member Pakistani
Joined: 19 Apr 2009
Posts: 943
Location: Karachi, Pakistan |
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Usne Mere dil mai jaga banali,
Maine bhi uski tasveer apne dil mai saja li,
Wo mujhe aise hi rooth gaye 1 din,
Phir maine bhi Uski ki dosri BEHAN phasa li
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| Fri May 01, 2009 11:31 am |
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mastermaterial
Senior Member Pakistani
Joined: 19 Apr 2009
Posts: 943
Location: Karachi, Pakistan |
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Student : Yoon Fail Jo Karna Tha Pehlay Se Bata Daitay
Hum Sari Kitabon Ko Chulhay Main Jalla Daitay
Koshish To Bohat Ki Thi Nakam Howay Akhir
Haan! Paas To Ho jatay Jo Nakal Kara Daitay
Parche Jo Mile Hum Ko Sab Khali Diye Hum Nien
Ae Kash! Safai Ke Number Hi Dila Daitay
Teacher: Yoon Fail Jo Hona Tha Pehlay Hi Bata Daitay
Abba Se Kaha Hota,Thela Hi Laga Daitay
Koshish To Bohat Ki Thi Nakam Howay Phir Bhi
Haan! Paas To Kar Daitay Jo Akkal Larda Laitay
Parche Jo Mille Tum Ko Sab Khaali Diye Tum Nien
Kaash! Sayahee Se Dhabay Hi Bana Daitay
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| Sat May 02, 2009 8:33 am |
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mastermaterial
Senior Member Pakistani
Joined: 19 Apr 2009
Posts: 943
Location: Karachi, Pakistan |
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Zamane bher ki ruswai degai hey mujhe
Itni menhat ki ye kamai de gai hey mujhe
wo lafz jis se hota nahi kuch hasil
wahi ik lafs BHAAII De gai hey mujhe
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| Sat May 02, 2009 8:34 am |
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mastermaterial
Senior Member Pakistani
Joined: 19 Apr 2009
Posts: 943
Location: Karachi, Pakistan |
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kaisay bataoon key tum meri kaun ho,
walls ki ice cream ho,
polka ki cone ho,
kesey bataoon key tum purani dheet ho,
aik bohat bari phateek ho ,
tum orangi,
tum korangi,
tum hi ho meri nagan chowrangi ,
liyari ki tum Football ho,
kimari ka tum bund ho,
manora ki tum thand ho,
tum kharadar,
tum methadar,
tum hi meray liye goolimar ho
tumhi meri dhoti aur shalwar ho ,
tum hi gutka,
tum hi mempoori,
tum hi mix patti ka pan ho
kaisey bataon tumhay key tum meri kon ho
lalookhait main rehti ho tum,
khud ko defence ka kheti ho tum
lambi lambi chorti ho tum,
hamesha sey ho khowar tum ,
ho sardi ka bhokhar tum,
shikarpur ka achar tum,
peshawar ki naswar tum
aur PIA ka jahaz ho,
jo kabhi waqt par nahi milti wo parwaz ho
jo hamesha short rehti hai wo piyas ho
mahengai kay is dor mey sawa rupey ki niyaz ho ,
aur mera aghaz tum,
mera anjam tum,
mera public evening special,
mera parcham,
mera awaam tum ,
tum hi jurat ,
tum hi ummat ,
tum hi jasarat ,
tum hi nawaey waqt ,
jang ho,
aman ho,
the news ho,
ya dawn ho,
kesey batao key tum meri kon ho ,
key main rokta bus tum ko hoon,
main tookta bus tum ko hooon,
tum hi mera kal thin ,
tum hi mera aaj ho ,
tum hi marshallah ,
tum hi jamhoriat ,
tum hi governer raj ho
aur meri TT tum ,
mera Repeater tum ,
mera Rocket Launchar tum ,
tum hi meri soch ho,
meray paaon ki moch ho,
aur 9 rupees wali coach ho
aur vespa main tum,
aur rikshaw main tum,
taxi main tum ,
mazda main tum,
truck main tum
troller main tum ,
meri honda 50 tum,
meri 70 tum,
lahore ka tanga ho tum,
sukhur ki suzuki ho tum
aur kya bataoon meri jaan tum meray liya kya ho
arey tum tu pora PAKISTAN ho
karachi ki jaan ho
aur W11 ki paihchan ho
kaisay bataoon key tum meray liye kon ho......
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| Sat May 02, 2009 8:35 am |
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mastermaterial
Senior Member Pakistani
Joined: 19 Apr 2009
Posts: 943
Location: Karachi, Pakistan |
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| Zindagi Hai To Khwaab Hai |
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Khwaab Hai To Manzilein Hai
Manzilein Hai To Fasaley Hai
Fasaley Hai To Rastey Hai
Rastay Hai To Mushkilein Hai
Mushkilein Hai To Hausla Hai
Hausla Hai To Vishawas Hai
Vishvas Hai To Paisa Hai
Paisa Hai To Shohrat Hai
Shohrat Hai To Izzat Hai
Izzat Hai To Ladki Hai
Ladki Hai To Tension Hai
Tension Hai To Concern Hai
Concern Hai To Khayaal Hai
Khayaal Hai To Khwaab Hai
Khawab Hai To Growth Hai
Growth Hai To Zindigi Hai
Zindigi Hai To Khwaab Hai
Matlab Duniya Gol Gol Hai
Bas Ghumnewala Chahiye.......!!!
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| Sat May 02, 2009 8:36 am |
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mastermaterial
Senior Member Pakistani
Joined: 19 Apr 2009
Posts: 943
Location: Karachi, Pakistan |
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Hum nay tumhay dil diya dildar samajh kar
Tum kha gaye is ko naswaar samajh kar
Dabbay may dabba dabbay may khargosh
Nana nay aankh mari nani behosh
Khuda karay sab haseenaao ke baap mar jaeen
Maut ka bahana ho aur hum in kay ghar jaeen
Ishq kay samander main ghota lagaya
Pani both thanda tha main bahar nikal aya
Un ki gali say guzray,ajab ittefaq tha
Unho nay phool phanka,gamla bhi saath tha
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| Sat May 02, 2009 8:36 am |
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mastermaterial
Senior Member Pakistani
Joined: 19 Apr 2009
Posts: 943
Location: Karachi, Pakistan |
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Rab na dikhaye
Tooba Tooba!
nanga pinda
nanga sina
bara kam33na
Dish Antena
Ishq main fanni kharabi...........Munqata hi ho geya saab silsila
Is tarha toota hai un se wasta....jis tarha T.V main toote rabta
Rat ka waqt hai or masjid hai qareeb
uthiye jaldi se ke peghame amal laya hoon
ghar main hain filhal jitne bhi purane jote
aap bhi jake badal lain main badal aya hoon
or bhi chizain lut chuki hain dil ke sath
yeh batayen doston ne ishq farmane ke baad
is liye kamre ki eik eik chiz check karta hoon main
" eik tere ane se pehle eik tere jane ke baad"
bhains rakhne ka takalluf hamse ho sakta nahin
ham ne sokhe doodh ka dabba jo hai rakha hua
ghar main rakhain ghair mehrm ko mulazim kis liye
kam karne ke liye abba jo hai rakha hua
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| Sat May 02, 2009 8:37 am |
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mastermaterial
Senior Member Pakistani
Joined: 19 Apr 2009
Posts: 943
Location: Karachi, Pakistan |
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January Mei Sirsiri Mulaakaat Hum Ne Ki
February Mei Is Se Kuch Baat Hum Ne Ki
March Mei Ishaaray Se Paigaam Diya
April Mei Aankhoo Se Us Ne Salaam Kiya
May Mei Aakar Wo Aankhoo Mei Bas Gayaa
June Mei Aakar Wo Dil Mei Uter Gayaa
July Mei Khaaye Hum Ne Jenay Marnay Ki Kasmein
August Mei Hum Ne Kaha Toore Deingay Zamanay Ki Rasmein
September Mei Achaanak Us Ne Mulaakaatein Kam Kardein
October Mei US Ki Yaad Ne Aankhein Nam Kardein
November Mei Jab Us Ki Shaadi Ka Card Aaya
December Mei Usay Bhai Keh Kar Dil Ko Behlaayaa. :'(
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| Sat May 02, 2009 8:37 am |
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mastermaterial
Senior Member Pakistani
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Posts: 943
Location: Karachi, Pakistan |
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dabbay main dabba dabbay main khargosh
larki nay ankh mari larka behosh
na tum chaat(terrace) per atin
na main deewana hota
na tum patthar martin
na main kana hota
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| Sat May 02, 2009 8:38 am |
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mastermaterial
Senior Member Pakistani
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Posts: 943
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jo ek galti karay woh anjan
jo 2 galti karay woh nadan
jo 3 galti karay woh shaitan
jo galtion pay galti karay woh hindustan
jo har galti maaf karay woh pakistan
taj mehal ki dewaron per aaj bhi likha hua hay
yahan thookna mana hay yahan thookna mana hay
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| Sat May 02, 2009 8:38 am |
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mastermaterial
Senior Member Pakistani
Joined: 19 Apr 2009
Posts: 943
Location: Karachi, Pakistan |
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Apple kat ta hoon knife se,
Paani peeta hoon pipe se,
Kya zamana aaa gaya,
Joote khata hoon wife se
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| Sat May 02, 2009 8:39 am |
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mastermaterial
Senior Member Pakistani
Joined: 19 Apr 2009
Posts: 943
Location: Karachi, Pakistan |
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ladka bola :
kash ein hasinao ke baap mar jate,
bahana gam ka hota, hum inke ghar to jaate.
Ladki boli:
Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga,
kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga.
Ladki boli:
Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,
Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.
Ladka bola :
Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,
Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to h! azaron ka kya hoga.
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| Sat May 02, 2009 8:40 am |
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amber ali
5 Star Member
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v good.......
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| Thu May 07, 2009 1:10 pm |
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mastermaterial
Senior Member Pakistani
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Posts: 943
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Thanx
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