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Ayesha
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Funny Romantic SMS
Two snakes sitting in the jungle, Female snake tried to kiss the male snake, Suddenly male snake turned and started singing 'zehar hai ki pyar hai tera chumma'!


Arz kiya hai:
Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi,
ki bahaar aane se pehle fize aa gayi,
Aur phool khilne se pehle.....
.... bakri kha gayi
Mon Dec 17, 2007 4:36 am View user's profile Send private message
Ayesha
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Dad to son when i beat u how do u control yur anger ?
Son : I start cleaning toilet
Dad: How that satisfy u ?
Son : I clean it with your tooth brush
Mon Dec 17, 2007 4:37 am View user's profile Send private message
Ayesha
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teacher:- wat duz ur dads name mean ?
student:- bright red underwear
teacher:- sorry?
student:- yess my dads name is sundar laal chada
Mon Dec 17, 2007 4:37 am View user's profile Send private message
Ayesha
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Agay barho aasmaan ko chu lo.....
agay barho aasmaan ko chu lo......
Papi Papi Papi chulo.....
Mon Dec 17, 2007 4:38 am View user's profile Send private message
zaphar
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ayesha i think u have a joke fecktory
Wed Aug 13, 2008 7:56 pm View user's profile Send private message
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