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Ayesha
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Funny Punjabi SMS
2 srdrs sat in a double decker bus.1 up &1down.



Above1 came down running.


Below1 askd why? Srdr replied-”Abe yaar upar driver nai hai!
Mon Dec 17, 2007 3:52 am View user's profile Send private message
Ayesha
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why did sardar cut the sides of medicine before eating it ?
think think think to avoid sde EFFECTS


A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.
He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister....



A sardar was running with his pregnent wife,who was about to deliver, when another sardar asked him, O pernam singh, oye woti nu ais haal vitch le ke kithey puj rya vain, pernam singh replied,assi Pizza hut chaley aan, sunya aa othey free delivery hondi aaa
Mon Dec 17, 2007 3:58 am View user's profile Send private message
Ayesha
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A sardar goes into a drug store and asks the pharmacist if he can give him something for the hiccups.

The pharmacist promptly reaches out and slaps the sardar's face.

"What the heck did you do that for!?!" the sardar screams.

"Well, you don't have the hiccups anymore do you?"

The sardar says, "No I don't, you IDIOT...
But my wife out in the car still does!"
Mon Dec 17, 2007 3:59 am View user's profile Send private message
Ayesha
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Sardar ji is buying a TV
"Do you have color TVs?"
"Sure."
"Give me a green one, please."
Mon Dec 17, 2007 4:00 am View user's profile Send private message
Ayesha
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jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi,


jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi,


dil ne kaha khud kushi(sucide) kar le jalim,


bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi......
Mon Dec 17, 2007 4:06 am View user's profile Send private message
Ayesha
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God made man and then rested.
God made women and then no one rested
Mon Dec 17, 2007 4:24 am View user's profile Send private message
Ayesha
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One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message. He angried and called to rani.She told stupid "This was a missed call
Mon Dec 17, 2007 4:25 am View user's profile Send private message
Ayesha
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Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?....
It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins !
Mon Dec 17, 2007 4:27 am View user's profile Send private message
Ayesha
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roses are red,
violets are blue,
Frankenstein is ugly but what the hell happened to you????
Mon Dec 17, 2007 4:29 am View user's profile Send private message
imranqamar
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dear Ayesha
u r sms are very sweet same to u.

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Qasim Raza
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Smile Sweet how u know? Laughing
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kinguhde
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Nice collection some are very funny Laughing
Wed Jul 23, 2008 5:57 pm View user's profile Send private message
zaphar
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sms and sardar is gr8888
Wed Aug 13, 2008 7:31 pm View user's profile Send private message
sms2friends.com
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Ek c Cheeta te ek c khota.Dono hi shehar wich rende c
Cheete ne mobiL lia te khoty ne v le lia
Hun cheete ne sms khoty nu kita
Te khota sms parh ria way
Hun khota cheeta bann waste kesi hor nu a msg snd kr k khush hovy ga
Pr onu ki pta k cheeta,cheeta honda a tay khoota,khoota hi hunda ay.
Hahahahaha
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AlwaysATruthSeeker
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hahahahaahahhahahaahahaahahahahaahahahhahaha
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HASH_KILL3R
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thankssssssssss for ssssssssssshare. Very Happy
Mon Jan 31, 2011 12:20 pm View user's profile Send private message
forexleo
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Shiri Rehman Farmati hay Zardari hazir hay jooty ki saza pa Reply with quote
Shiri Rehman Farmati hay

Zardari hazir hay jooty ki saza panay ko

wah wah

Zardari hazir hay jooty ki saza panay ko

liken koi jutey say na mare mere dewane ko
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AdinWilliam
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Ayesha wrote:
2 srdrs sat in a double decker bus.1 up &1down.

Above1 came down running.

Below1 askd why? Srdr replied-”Abe yaar upar driver nai hai!


It tooo funny. This joke made me smile......


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mubashirakram
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hahahahahahahahahahha

So Funny.... Laughing Laughing
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jonydec
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hahahahaha amazing sree....thanks for sharing




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Maryam D.Hussain
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Very Funny Messages........... Laughing Laughing Laughing
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ali_tech13
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nice collection keep it up........................ Laughing

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Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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