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Ayesha
Senior Member Pakistani
Joined: 15 Feb 2007
Posts: 765
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2 srdrs sat in a double decker bus.1 up &1down.
Above1 came down running.
Below1 askd why? Srdr replied-”Abe yaar upar driver nai hai!
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| Mon Dec 17, 2007 3:52 am |
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Ayesha
Senior Member Pakistani
Joined: 15 Feb 2007
Posts: 765
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why did sardar cut the sides of medicine before eating it ?
think think think to avoid sde EFFECTS
A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.
He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister....
A sardar was running with his pregnent wife,who was about to deliver, when another sardar asked him, O pernam singh, oye woti nu ais haal vitch le ke kithey puj rya vain, pernam singh replied,assi Pizza hut chaley aan, sunya aa othey free delivery hondi aaa
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| Mon Dec 17, 2007 3:58 am |
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Ayesha
Senior Member Pakistani
Joined: 15 Feb 2007
Posts: 765
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A sardar goes into a drug store and asks the pharmacist if he can give him something for the hiccups.
The pharmacist promptly reaches out and slaps the sardar's face.
"What the heck did you do that for!?!" the sardar screams.
"Well, you don't have the hiccups anymore do you?"
The sardar says, "No I don't, you IDIOT...
But my wife out in the car still does!"
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| Mon Dec 17, 2007 3:59 am |
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Ayesha
Senior Member Pakistani
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Sardar ji is buying a TV
"Do you have color TVs?"
"Sure."
"Give me a green one, please."
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| Mon Dec 17, 2007 4:00 am |
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Ayesha
Senior Member Pakistani
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jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi,
jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi,
dil ne kaha khud kushi(sucide) kar le jalim,
bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi......
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| Mon Dec 17, 2007 4:06 am |
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Ayesha
Senior Member Pakistani
Joined: 15 Feb 2007
Posts: 765
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| Funny Good Night SMS |
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God made man and then rested.
God made women and then no one rested
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| Mon Dec 17, 2007 4:24 am |
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Ayesha
Senior Member Pakistani
Joined: 15 Feb 2007
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One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message. He angried and called to rani.She told stupid "This was a missed call
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| Mon Dec 17, 2007 4:25 am |
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Ayesha
Senior Member Pakistani
Joined: 15 Feb 2007
Posts: 765
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Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?....
It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins !
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| Mon Dec 17, 2007 4:27 am |
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Ayesha
Senior Member Pakistani
Joined: 15 Feb 2007
Posts: 765
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roses are red,
violets are blue,
Frankenstein is ugly but what the hell happened to you????
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| Mon Dec 17, 2007 4:29 am |
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imranqamar
Pak Newbie
Joined: 03 Jul 2008
Posts: 9
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dear Ayesha
u r sms are very sweet same to u.
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| Wed Jul 23, 2008 5:14 pm |
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Qasim Raza
Pak Newbie
Joined: 09 Apr 2008
Posts: 36
Location: UAE |
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| Wed Jul 23, 2008 5:49 pm |
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kinguhde
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Joined: 06 Jul 2008
Posts: 699
Location: Kingdom of Saudi Arabia |
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Nice collection some are very funny 
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| Wed Jul 23, 2008 5:57 pm |
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zaphar
Pak Newbie
Joined: 13 Aug 2008
Posts: 28
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sms and sardar is gr8888
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| Wed Aug 13, 2008 7:31 pm |
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Sweet how u know?