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Ayesha
Senior Member Pakistani
Joined: 15 Feb 2007
Posts: 765
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| Funny Phone SMS |
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Tum Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, Muskarate Raho, Sada Khilkhilate Raho, Khush Raho, Mera Kya Hain, Log Tumhe hi! Paagal Kahenge! Ha Ha Ha!
Kya aap.. Colse Up karte hain..? Kya aap Confidence se Chalte hai..! Kya aap Penalty Bharte hai...! "MOBILE" k bill se derte hai..! To aap SMS kyuo nahi karte hai..!
Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai. Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai. Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche...
AT 18 a lady is like a football, 22 men behind her,
at 28 a basketball, 10 men behind her,
at 38 a golf ball, 1 man behind her,
at 48 a TT ball, 1 man pushing her to the other
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| Mon Dec 17, 2007 4:33 am |
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Ayesha
Senior Member Pakistani
Joined: 15 Feb 2007
Posts: 765
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Woman: Sir , mein apne ladke ka naam kya rakhoon?
Ajit: Iskaa naam Peter rakh do!
Woman: Mera doosra ladkaa bhi hai , jo iskaa twin hai. Mein uskaa naam kya rakhoon?
Ajit: Uskaa naam Repeter rakh do!
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| Mon Dec 17, 2007 4:34 am |
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Ayesha
Senior Member Pakistani
Joined: 15 Feb 2007
Posts: 765
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u know what is ISHQ???
i tell u
it is pepsi
p=pyar
e=ehsaas
p=pagal pan
s=saber
i=imtehaan
ab ishq sirf 12 rupees main
go and get it
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| Mon Dec 17, 2007 4:36 am |
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zaphar
Pak Newbie
Joined: 13 Aug 2008
Posts: 28
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nice jokes
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