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Ayesha
Senior Member Pakistani


Joined: 15 Feb 2007 Posts: 765
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After finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna start his practice. He checked 1st patient eyes, tongue & ears by torch & finallly said Bole To.. Torch Theek hai
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| Mon Dec 17, 2007 4:32 am |
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Ayesha
Senior Member Pakistani


Joined: 15 Feb 2007 Posts: 765
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Akash ke taron main khoya hai jahan sara,
lugta hai pyara ik ik tara,
in taron main sub se pyara hai ik sitara,
jo is waqt per raha hai sms hamara.
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| Mon Dec 17, 2007 4:34 am |
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Ayesha
Senior Member Pakistani


Joined: 15 Feb 2007 Posts: 765
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kya meri nak tedi hai. ankhen mendki jesi hai. surat se besharm lagta hoon, pagal hoon akal nahi mujhe... phir kise ne aisa kiyo kaha meri surat tumse milte hai.............?
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| Mon Dec 17, 2007 4:35 am |
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Ayesha
Senior Member Pakistani


Joined: 15 Feb 2007 Posts: 765
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Taxiing down the runway, the passenger jet abruptly came to a stop, turned around and returned to the gate. Eventually however, after an hour-long wait, the flight finally took off.
A concerned passenger asked the flight attendant, "What was the problem?"
"The pilot was bothered by a noise he heard in the engine," explained the Flight Attendant.
“I hope it’s all sorted now.” Replied the nervous passenger.
"Oh yes, it’s fine now Sir, it just took us a while to find a new pilot."
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| Mon Dec 17, 2007 4:37 am |
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superdsc
Pak Newbie
Joined: 02 Feb 2008 Posts: 4
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1) Ek pal me bhula diya hamko, ek pal me juda ho gaye, abhi to mere saath the,
abhi na jane kahan kho gaye, kahi soh to nahi gaye?
2) Mitti meri kabr se churata hai koi, mar kar bhi yaad ata hai koi, ae khuda ek
pal ki zindagi aur de mujhe, udas meri kabr se jata hai koi
3) Raat guzri phir mehekti subah ayi, dil dhadka phir tumhari yaad ayi, aanko ne
mehsoos kiya uss hawa ko , jo tumhe chhukar hamare pass ayi.
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| Sat Feb 02, 2008 1:31 am |
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zaphar
Pak Newbie
Joined: 13 Aug 2008 Posts: 28
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1st one is gr88
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| Wed Aug 13, 2008 7:47 pm |
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