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Ayesha
Senior Member Pakistani
Joined: 15 Feb 2007
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bikari : 50 paise de de ,maine 3 din se khana nahi khaya baba
marvadi : 50 paise nahi 5 rupaye dunga,pehle yeh bata 50 paise mein khana kaha milta hai…”??
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| Mon Dec 17, 2007 4:22 am |
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Ayesha
Senior Member Pakistani
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Three men were applying for the same job as a detective. One was a Sardarji, one was Jewish, and one was Italian.
The chief decided to ask each applicant just one question and base his decision upon that answer. When the Jewish man arrived for his interview, the chief asked him, “Who killed Jesus Christ?” The Jewish man answered without hesitation. “The Romans killed him.”
The chief thanked him and he left. When the Italian man arrived for his interview, the chief asked the Same question. He replied “Jesus was killed by the Jews.”
Again, the chief thanked the man who then left. Finally the Sardarji arrived for his interview, he was asked the same question. He thought for a long time, before saying,”Could I have some time to think about it?”
The chief said,”OK, but get back to me tomorrow.” When the Sardarji arrived home, his wife asked “How was the interview ?”. Sardarji replied, “Great, I got the job, and I’m already investigating a murder..
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| Mon Dec 17, 2007 4:23 am |
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Ayesha
Senior Member Pakistani
Joined: 15 Feb 2007
Posts: 765
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what happend 2 ur mobile?
i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg:
welcome 2 D jungle network,D monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later.
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| Mon Dec 17, 2007 4:24 am |
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Ayesha
Senior Member Pakistani
Joined: 15 Feb 2007
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MAMU :Oye, maar gayea yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath aa rehla hain.
MAMU KA DOST :Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.
Reply With Quote
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| Mon Dec 17, 2007 4:28 am |
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Ayesha
Senior Member Pakistani
Joined: 15 Feb 2007
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Explain The word "AUTOMATICALLY"
....Nahe pata
i'll xplain... ager koi ganji ladki auto mein bethi ho
to use kehte hain auto_mein_takli
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| Mon Dec 17, 2007 4:29 am |
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zaphar
Pak Newbie
Joined: 13 Aug 2008
Posts: 28
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nice funny sms ayesha
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