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Ayesha
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Funny Friendship SMS
A boy goes 2 see a cabare dance. His mom gets angry &
asks him: ::::::Did you see anything there that you were not supposed 2 see
BOY: Yes,,,,,,,, i Saw..........
.......................
..........................
...............................
....................................... Dad.
Mon Dec 17, 2007 4:22 am View user's profile Send private message
Ayesha
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If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round....
Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE?
na Munna na its called high B/P...
Mon Dec 17, 2007 4:24 am View user's profile Send private message
Ayesha
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Its been a rough day.
I got up this morning,put on a shirt N a button fell off.
I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off.
I'm afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom
Mon Dec 17, 2007 4:24 am View user's profile Send private message
Ayesha
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Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write for mother
tongue.?
Santa: Very long!
Mon Dec 17, 2007 4:28 am View user's profile Send private message
Ayesha
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A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee. Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!!!
Mon Dec 17, 2007 4:29 am View user's profile Send private message
zaphar
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sardar and dimag no way
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