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Ayesha
Senior Member Pakistani


Joined: 15 Feb 2007 Posts: 765
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What is the height of mixed emotions???
when ur mother in law falls from 7th floor on ur mercedes!!!!
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| Mon Dec 17, 2007 4:22 am |
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Ayesha
Senior Member Pakistani


Joined: 15 Feb 2007 Posts: 765
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Ek Aadmi ne apni wife ko khat
likha Is mahine salary ki bajaye
100 ksii bhej raha hu,
Wife ne Jawab diya apke salary ki bajaye 100 kiss mile:
Hisab bhej rahi hu, Doodh wala 2 kiss me maan gaya,
Teacher ko 7 deni padi, Sabjiwala 7 me nahi mana isliye
9 deni padi, Makan malik to roj 6-7 le jata hai.
Aap chinta mat karna mere pass abhi
bhi 30 - 40 bachihai, mahina aaram se kat jayega.
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| Mon Dec 17, 2007 4:24 am |
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Ayesha
Senior Member Pakistani


Joined: 15 Feb 2007 Posts: 765
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Santa was riding on a horse. He jumped the red light & a cop whistles.
Santa lifts the tail of horse & says: 'Le Karle Number Note mama'
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| Mon Dec 17, 2007 4:28 am |
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Ayesha
Senior Member Pakistani


Joined: 15 Feb 2007 Posts: 765
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Message pe message bhejte ho, bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho, bhejte ho toh bhi kya bhejte ho, khud ka bheja to chalta nahi dosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho!!
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| Mon Dec 17, 2007 4:29 am |
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zaphar
Pak Newbie
Joined: 13 Aug 2008 Posts: 28
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dakha kiss ka kamal
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| Wed Aug 13, 2008 8:03 pm |
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