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Ayesha
Senior Member Pakistani
Joined: 15 Feb 2007
Posts: 765
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Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.
Raju:No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher :Why?
Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so farr !!
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| Mon Dec 17, 2007 4:23 am |
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Ayesha
Senior Member Pakistani
Joined: 15 Feb 2007
Posts: 765
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frog : sardar ka dimaag nahi hota !
sardar: hota hai!
\frog : nahin hota !
sardar : hota hai !
frog : nahi hota hai!
sardar : hota hai !
frog jumps in the pond.
sardar : isme suicide karne ki kya jarorat thi!!!
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| Mon Dec 17, 2007 4:23 am |
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Ayesha
Senior Member Pakistani
Joined: 15 Feb 2007
Posts: 765
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Maine kaha "Dil Ruba"
Usne kaha balance bhijwa
Maine kaha "Paise Nahi"
Usne kaha "Kaise nahi"
Maine kaha "Mehangai Hai"
Usne kaha "Ja aaj se tu mera bhai ha
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| Mon Dec 17, 2007 4:28 am |
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Ayesha
Senior Member Pakistani
Joined: 15 Feb 2007
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Suchta tha har mor per aap ka intezar karenge.. per, per, per, per, per, per, per, per, per, kambhakat sadak hi sidhi nikli.
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human
because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it
was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him ".**
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| Mon Dec 17, 2007 4:30 am |
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tanveerahtr
Pak Newbie
Joined: 24 Dec 2007
Posts: 18
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Aiy Tez Hawa Naraaz Na Ho
Is Dil Mein Salaamat Hai Ab Tak
Wo Shokhi-a-Lab, Wo Aks-a-Hina
So Baar Jisay Chooma Ham Ne
So Baar Purastish Ki Jis Ki
Is Dil Mein Salaamat Hai Ab Tak
Wo Gard-a-Alam Wo Deeda-a-Nam
Ham Jis Mein Chupaa Kar Rakhtay Thay
Tasveer Bikharti Yaadon Ki
Zanjeer Pighaltay Waadon Ki
Poonji Naakam Iraadon Ki
Aiy Tez Hawaa Naraaz Na Ho
Is Dil Mein Salaamat Hai Ab Tak
Samaan Bicharti Saa-at Ki
Kuch Tukray Garam Dopehron Ke
Kuch Rezay Naram Sawaalon Ke
Kuch Dar Anmol Khayaalon Ke
Ik Jhoota Roop Haqeeqat Ka
Ik Sachaaaaa Lafz Mohabbat Ka
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| Fri Feb 15, 2008 10:12 pm |
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saqia
Pak Newbie
Joined: 22 Mar 2008
Posts: 2
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farting in the bath...
... the poor mans jacuzzi!
get it? 
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| Sat Mar 22, 2008 7:32 pm |
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zaphar
Pak Newbie
Joined: 13 Aug 2008
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all funny jokes
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